Hello readers today I have a special one-shot bonus for you people. Its about Halloween. I making this because it's Halloween. I have nothing to say except enjoy.
I don't own Death Note! How long has this been going on!
HELLOWEEN
"So Ryuk what do Shinigami usually do on Halloween night" asked Light?
"Well all we really do is go out in the human world and since its Halloween we go out and Kill people" said Ryuk.
'Figures' thought Light.
"Some Shinigami go out and since we can be seen on Halloween we do lots of pranks and well you catch my drift" said Ryuk.
"Hmm… interesting so lets go do something fun tonight" said Light.
Later…
"Wahoo" said a drunk Light at a strip club swinging his shirt around in the air.
"Ah dude your, you're, you're drunk you've had to much gimme the keys" said a drunk Ryuk.
"Woo" said Light falling down hitting his head and bleeding lots of blood as Ryuk just looked at him and then laughed 10 seconds later.
Later…
"Hey Ryuk its almost 6:00 that means its time" said Light.
"Yes its time" said Ryuk.
"Yahtzee" yelled Light winning the game.
10 minutes later…
Ryuk and Light where out in the neighborhood looking for people to write their names in the DEATH NOTE.
"Okay we have six new people in the DEATH NOTE" said Light.
"What are their names" asked Ryuk.
"So far we have Edward Elric, Inuyasha, Bugs Bunny, Zeke, The Gingerbread man, and a Donkey named Phil" said Light.
"We've done good" said Ryuk.
"Yes now we must do something very disgraceful" said Light.
"What's that" asked Ryuk.
30 minutes later…
Ryuk was dressed up as Nacho's and Light was a Nad (hope you get the pun).
"Why me" yelled Ryuk!
"Hey at least you're not wearing underwear on your head" said Light.
"You bring me pain" said Ryuk.
"You know I do" said Light.
10 minutes later…
It was chaos in the little city lots of house where burned and about 50 houses were teepeed all because a cat farted.
"We've missed out on the fun" said Light.
"I told you we would" said Ryuk.
Light choked Ryuk and the next day they found a dead body in Light's closet and he claimed it wasn't his but they knew they all knew what unfortunate events went down that night.
"And that's how I saved Christmas" said L closing his book called
1,000 stupid stories never meant to be read.
"Question" said a little kid.
"Yes" said L.
"Why are you a douche bag" asked the kid?
L changed his eyes from this oo to this like he was ready to kill the kid.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled the kid as he was stabbed severely. But you could only see their shadows because it was actually a movie rated G for death, partial nudity, and sucky puns.
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