Shaman King Crack
Icy Mew Kris: Today on Shaman King Crack in stead of getting high on Pot they get high on Coffee! Pairings will be at the end.
Chapter #2 Coffee and Man Eating Toilets
The next morning Horohoro and Yoh woke up with a pounding headache. It must have been the pot or Ren's beating.
Horohoro: Owwww! There's a big pounding in my skull….
Yoh: Yeah I know…
Anna: Here have some coffee then.
Yoh: Thanks Anna! Huh? That's weird your usually not this nice does this coffee have poison in it or something?
Anna: Would you like me to put poison in it?
Yoh: Gulp n..no…
Anna: Then shut up and drink it!
Horohoro: Yeah Yoh just drink the coffee and shut up and besides come on there's nothing bad about coffee!
Yoh and Horohoro: Yay Coffee!
An hour Later…..
Horohoro: Eeeek, eeeep, eeeep!
Yoh: Oooo, eeepp!
Just then Ren came stomping down the stairs upset by all the noise. He was then followed by Ryu and Faust.
Ren: Who the hell is yelling like an ape down here?
Ryu: Miss Anna did Master Yoh bring monkeys home with him?
Faust: Anna….when did you bring a monkey home?
Anna: Just shut the fuck up everybody it's not monkeys it's them!
Ren, Ryu, and Faust turned to face Horo and Yoh who were bouncing on the couch screaming like monkeys.
Ren: What the fuck are you two doing!
Yoh: Ren we went to the planet of the apes and they wanted to make me and Horo slaves but we said no and they said ok and taught us their langue and raised us to be apes and gave us coffee and sent us back to earth!
Ren: …..Wha?
Anna: Maybe I gave to much Coffee?
Ren: How much did you give them?
Anna: Hmmmm…..maybe 9 or 10 cups.
Ren: 10 cups of Coffee!
Hao then entered the room (and by that I mean through the window) Horohoro then came out of the bathroom screaming.
Horohoro: Hao the toilet tried to eat me!
Horohoro then ran up to Hao and began to hug him.
Hao: Why were you in the toilet my little snow monkey?
Horohoro: Because Coffee makes me pee!
Yoh: Not me my pee can stay in my body!
Ren: Don't you mean bladder?
Yoh: What's that?
Faust: An organ in your body that holds your urine.
Yoh: What's that?
Anna: That means pee Yoh…
Yoh: Ohhh! Look Ren that means pee!
Ren: I knew that already baka!
Yoh: I'm no cow I'm a Leaf!
Ren: Baka means idiot in Japanese remember.
Hao: But Ren Baka means cow in Spanish.
Horohoro: Hao's so smart Twinkle in eyes
Ren: Screw you all!
To Be Continued…
Icy Mew Kris: Meow! Didn't we learn a lot today like coffee makes you high baka means a different thing in two different languages and I have my pairings!
Pairings
HaoxHorohoro: weird I know but don't worry no fucking in this fic. I'm proud of my weird pairings!
RenxYohxAnna: Ren with Yoh Omfg!
FaustxEliza: Duh….
RyuxWith weird woman or Lyserg: Let the readers decide so PLEASE REVIEW!