Shaman King Crack
Icy Mew Kris: Today I got my inspiration from my stupid cousin. Oh and reviewers have chosen to pair Ryu with strange women (sorry Ryu and Lyserg fans).
Fire Mew C.: You are retarted….
Icy Mew Kris: Yes well any way I decide to give Lyserg a twin. A girl named Lisa. I got this Idea off my cousin when we were watching Shaman King the other day when she saw Lyserg for the first time (she's more into MTV then in anime) She started saying Lyserg was a very pretty girl and she was shocked to hear he was actually a boy…lately in shaman king they make him look so girly…hell knows why…
Fire Mew C.: Just start the stupid story…
Chapter #3 Lyserg's twin and a Trip to Toys R Us
Well let's start were we left off I think it was when Ren told everyone screw you all!
Hao: Now, now Ren temper, temper. Why don't you let Yoh calm you down if you know what I mean heh.
Ren: What are you talking about……you nasty ass whore!
Yoh: …Wha?
Horohoro: What are you two talking about oh well……Hey Hao could you take us to Toys R Us please!
Hao: Why of course my little snow monkey.
Horohoro: Yay! Yoh were going to Toys R Us!
Yoh: Yippee! Let's go Ren!
After a second or two, Hao summoned the Spirit of Flames and rode him or her or what the fuck as it walked off to Toys R Us but they saw Barney on the way and decided to kill him first.
Horohoro: Wow killing Barney sure was fun!
Yoh: Yay! Hey look we're here! (Icy Mew Kris: ….What? I hate the fucking dinosaur so I decided to kill him…MUHAHAHA!)
Hao: All right now children let's try not to get separated ok?
Ren: Oh shut the fuck up Hao!
Hao: No you shut the fuck up alright that's I had it you wanted to see me bitchy now I'm bitchy you damn slut! (Icy Mew Kris: Finally by time he got bitchy I don't know why but I find Hao much more sexier when he's bitchy)
Ryu: Please my friends there are children in the store…oh sexy store clerk (runs off after lady)
Hao: Oh screw the little demons from hell!
Horohoro: Hao sugar level think happy place fire killing no humans killing Ren dead killing...(That's a happy place? Well for Hao I guess it is…and does he have a sugar level oh well I'm giving him one.)
Hao: Fine I will for now that is…
Yoh: Ok good let's split into groups I'll go with Ren. Hao can go with Horo and Ryu already went with some weird women so I guess he has one so ok let's go!
Horohoro: Yay! Ok let's go to the game section Hao.
Hao: Ok, ok stop yanking me…
Yoh: Ok then let's just walk around I guess.
Ren: Sound better then being stuck with a over hyper Horo.
In game section…
Horohoro: Look Hao a new game came out! It's called Nin..ninten…Nintendogs hmmm…. What the fuck is that?
Hao: Well look there's a demo right here.
Horohoro: Really? Oh let me try!
Game: Ruff! Bark!
Horohoro: Awwwww! Look a doggie! Oh I'm getting the Chihuahua!
Hao: Let's go already it's freaking me out. How in hells name do you fit a dog in a little DS is beyond me.
Horohoro: Nooooo! I'm not leaving my baby behind!
Hao: Just get the stupid game and let's leave.
Horohoro: Thank You Hao!
Back with Ren and Yoh…
Yoh: Wow look at all the toys!
Ren: Well that's why it's called toys r us.
Yoh: Hey look there's Lyserg! Hey Lyserg!
Person: Lyserg I'm not Lyserg I'm Lisa.
Yoh: Who?
Lisa: I said Lisa…
Lyserg: Oh hey Yoh I see you met Lisa.
Yoh: Omfg I'm seeing doubles! I'm not high today or at least I know I'm not high today.
Ren: Lyserg who the fuck is this?
Lyserg: She my twin sister.
Ren: You have a twin?
Lyserg: Yeah.
Yoh: Wow that's cool I wish I had twin…
Ren: You do you idiot!
Yoh: oh yeah…
Horohoro: Hey you guys look I got a baby!
Yoh: Really congrats!
Horohoro: Thank you (sniff) his name is Hao jr. Oh and hi Lyserg hi Lyserg.
Hao: Why are there two of you?
Ren: Twins.
Hao: Oh look little brother now there are two Lyserg one each to torture MUHAHAHA!
Horohoro: But Hao I like your torturing.
Hao: Not that way Horo.
Horohoro: Oh thank god!
Lisa: Screw all these people to hell…
To be continued…
Icy Mew Kris: I'm so into my Nintendog game I got a Chihuahua named Naruto! This damn game is so easy to get addicted to that I need Ideas just give me a plot people or a place I'll find some way to make it stupid and high so please REVIEW!
Fire Mew C.: Die Naruto die!
Icy mew Kris: Stop pulling his leg you bitch!