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Icy Mew Kris: Heh Hi every one it's weird my friends have been asking me why I named my Chihuahua Naruto well there are many good reasons why one because Chihuahuas are hyper and loud like Naruto two because Chihuahua like to show off how big and tuff they are when really their just all bark and no bite just like Naruto and three because I Love Naruto!

Fire Mew C.: Your stupid and we even got a complaint that you spelled vaca wrong idiot!

Icy Mew Kris: Well sorry gosh people I'm special why do you think I writing about crack!

Fire Mew C.: What a disgrace your Spanish no actually Dominican and Puerto Rican and you can't spell in Spanish my God!

Icy Mew Kris: Well I'm sorry but I was born and raised in America and taught English I mean sure I can understand Spanish but I can't speak it read it or write it…because I'm so into Japanese ok my brain can't process so many languages!

Fire Mew C.: Wow you are special well any way where was I last chapter ah yes I remember DIE NARUTO!

Icy Mew Kris: I do not own Shaman King but I do own a Chihuahua named Naruto! Leave him alone bitch alright that's it I'm going to bitch slap you!

Chapter # 4 The Chihuahua from Hell

Where we left off once again on the phrase screw you all but this time to hell!

(Icy Mew Kris: I'm devoting this chapter to all of the Nintendog loving fans!)

Finally at home Yoh, Ren, Horo, Hao, and the other people (to many to name) came home after a long day at being at the toy store of course they would have been here sooner but Hao decided to kill the talking Giraffe Geoffrey which made all the Barbie dolls come to life and tried to kill Hao but Hao burned them all and sent them all to Barbie hell. (Icy Mew Kris: What? I hate Barbie and that stupid creepy giraffe had to die I'm surprised he didn't scare away all the customers)

Horohoro: Who's a good baby you're a good baby yes you are!

Ren: Stop talking to the stupid thing already it's not real!

Horohoro: How can you say that you do realize he can hear everything your saying not to mention he also can shit, piss, eat, oh and did I mention shit?

Ren: Oh please you are all fucking whores! I'm going to take a nap…

Hao: Let me at least bitch slap him.

Horohoro: No. You can kill him next year by then his insurance will be higher then you can kill the rest of his family and we can get the money for their death.

Hao: Hmmm…true.

Horohoro: And you can also kill Yoh so Ren can be happy in hell.

Hao: Me kill my little brother why never, well actually I almost did it once so yeah I guess I can do it again. Horo you make me so happy let's get high and make love!

Horohoro: Ok! (Walks off with Hao)

Lisa: Wow is everyone is this house high all the time?

Yoh: Yeah.

Lyserg: But sis you get high all the time.

Lisa: Yeah I know that's why it took you so long to find me I was in jail for killing a store clerk at the age of eight because I was high on pot.

Back with Hao and Horo

Icy Mew Kris: Sorry people or perverts but this is rated T and not M so all I can tell you is their getting high and having s e x…

Fire Mew C.: Your stupid just say the word don't spell it and besides some people can't spell like you for instance.

Back with Ren

Ren: Stupid idiots, stupid Hao, stupid dog. Maybe sleep will make me feel better.

Game: Ruff bark ruff!

Ren: What the hell why did Horo leave that stupid game in here?

Ren picks up the poor little blue DS and throws it at the wall causing it to crack open then all of the sudden the room gets dark and Ren is sucked into the game. Ren gets up to find him self in a dark room then a light appears but there's nothing inside of the room its empty. Then a little Chihuahua appears in front of Ren.

Ren: Who the fuck are you?

Chihuahua: MUHAHAHAHA! Fear me human for I am no other then Hao jr. the Chihuahua from hell!

Ren: Hao jr.?

Hao jr.: Yes that's right you heard me ass hole I'm going to send you to hell and watch you burn Muhahahaha!

Ren: Your fucking crazy!

Hao jr.: Yes that is true but you will fucking die and me and my friends will laugh as we watch you burn!

Ren: Friends?

Hao jr.: Yes that is right my three friends Naruto, Kakashi (Icy Mew Kris: These two are from my Nintendog file oh and yes I got a husky yesterday in the game and called it Kakashi they both have husky eyes!) and Sasuke MUHAHAHAHA!(Icy Mew Kris: My cousin got one too she named a black Chihuahua she got Sasuke hell knows why).

Ren: AHHH! Fuck I got to get out of here!

Hao jr.: There is now escape foolish mortal for the flames of hell shall get you! Get him my mini me's!

Then all of the sudden as Ren ran he was surrounded by mini me's of Hao jr. then the floor opened up as Ren fell he could feel the flames of hell getting hotter and hotter! Ren then finally woke up.

Ren: AHHHHH! Get away from me you fucking Chihuahuas from hell! What the…thank God it was only a stupid dream…fucking Chihuahuas.

Then down stairs on the coffee table lied Horo's blue DS who was laughing evilly at it's evil deed.

Yoh: Hey is the game suppose to be laughing like that?

To Be Continued Muhahaha…

Icy Mew Kris: Weird yes I know but while writing the story I realized something….

Fire Mew C.: What's that?

Icy Mew Kris: That my Chihuahua Naruto isn't that much like Naruto in one part.

Fire Mew C.: Really and what part is that?

Icy Mew Kris: Smartness it already knows ten tricks and it's only a day and a half old…well of course I love Naruto but he isn't that smart if you know what I mean.

Fire Mew C.: Buhaha! You should stay away from Naruto because if you two had kids they would be retarted as hell hahaha!

Icy Mew Kris: Yeah you're right…oh well back up plan oh Kakashi where are you? (Runs off to find Kakashi)

Fire Mew C.: She's retarted well since she's busy I'll fulfill this one request asking about the game well you see it's actually like taking care of a real dog you talk to it walk it feed it wash it enter it in competitions it shits and pisses and all of the good crap a real dog poses. The bad part about the game is the dog cost money over 500 dollars to be exacted like one dog in the game cost 599 what is that talk about ouch the cheapest I've seen in the game so far is 510. But the good part is you start off with 1000 dollars in the game but of course you also need to buy supplies but the game is easy to get addicted to. My advice is to get the Dachshund and friends version that's the one I have.

Icy Mew Kris: (comes back with Kakashi in sack) What are you talking about the Chihuahua and friends version is better don't listen to her people when we went to go get the game I got the last Chihuahua and friends version while they still had over 20 Dachshund and friends versions left! In next Chapter reviews will be answered! SO PLEASE REVIEW!

Icy Mew Kris and Fire Mew C. begin to bitch fight each other…