Shaman King Crack
Icy Mew Kris: Hmmm…well I'm back thanks for the reviews! I know I said I was going to be back in a view days but your reviews got me up my lazy ass and back to writing! Oh and sorry but I just got word I can't answer your reviews so sorry! People have been wondering why this sounds like Shaman King Gangsters well that's one of my favorite fic but no I am not copying off of them in my story Ren's not a drug dealer, Faust is not drug crazy, and Lyserg is not a cheap ass gangster. Oh and candee the person who types the weird computer language don't worry I'm more into Kakashi.
Fire Mew C.: Thank god….oh and I have a question for you why do you call me cousin? Are you that retarted to forget that I'm your twin sister (who happens to be 4 min older)?
Icy Mew Kris: Well it's just you're so mean to me! I don't want anyone to find out you're my twin.
Fire Mew C.: News Flash! You just blabbed it to everyone reading this fic…
Icy Mew Kris: Awww CRAP! Well…well at least I don't like Yoh!
Fire Mew C.: Oh and Hao's better!
Icy Mew Kris: In matter of fact he is he's cooler, sexier, and more evil then Yoh will ever be!
Fire Mew C.: What Ever!
Horohoro: Wow there's twins everywhere and Icy Mew Kris is right Hao is better! Since Icy Mew Kris and Fire Mew C.: are too busy bitch fighting I'll say it they do not own Shaman King but Hao is mine! You here me bitches! (Runs off with Hao where no one can find them).
Icy Mew Kris: Come back Horo you're supposed to be in the story!
Chapter #6 Not School!
(Icy Mew Kris: Fuck I'm devoting this story to school haters because I fucking hate school too!)
Lyserg: Guess what everyone school is in less then a week! Yay!
Yoh: What!
Horohoro: What the fuck is that!
Hao: Fuck!
Ren: Shit…
Faust: I finished school already…
Ryu: I graduated last year!
Lisa: OMFG! Lyserg you like school? Are you on crack?
Lyserg: Oh come on this is good news it starts off a lot of good holidays!
Yoh: Like Thanksgiving mmmmm food……………………(zoned out)
Hao: And Halloween that's when the gates of hell open!
Ren:…hell? You get those fucking Chihuahuas from hell away from me you hear!
Hao:…Wha?
Horohoro: Oh this also means Christmas is coming yay this year I'll finally get to kill that fat guy in the fucking red suit!
Yoh: I think Horo has been hanging around Hao to much lately…
Hao: See why I love him people he loves to destroy the dreams of those little demons from hell. (Icy Mew Kris: I don't really know if Hao likes kids maybe he does but oh well I hate kids their so damn annoying making faces behind your back and pulling your hair DIE LITTLE ASS DEMONS DIE! Fire Mew C.: We're only 15 mind you…)
Horohoro: Muhahahaha! I have the revolver so let's kill Santa!
Ren: You're a few months too early idiot!
Horohoro: Awww shit! Oh well maybe killing you will make my time worth while.
Hao: No Horo remember insurance.
Yoh: Well it's getting late let's go to bed…yawn…
Hao: Wait Horo I have an idea that will make everyone happy.
Horohoro: Sex?
Hao: No…
Horohoro: Killing Ren?
Hao: I wish but no…
Horohoro: Then what?
Hao: I'll tell you on the way over there but right now we need gun powder, fuel, and some fire crackers for cool effects!
Next morning everyone came down stairs to see what was going on and to see what Anna was watching. She was watching the news it was an emergency report to all the students in Japan.
News Lady: Last night over 150 schools in the entire Japan area were bombed leaving no schools for students to learn for the next two years and now back to Jodi with the weather.
Hao: Yay are plan worked Horo!
Horohoro: Yay no school what ever the fuck that is!
Everyone in the room cheered including Faust and Ryu even though they don't go to school anymore and every child in Japan that is accept for Lyserg…
Lyserg: AHHHHHH! Don't blow up the schools! Huh? Whew it was only a nightmare!
Horohoro: (Comes bursting into room yelling) Awww Fuck it was all only Lyserg's fucking nightmare gosh dammit that fucking sucks.
Hao: Horo shut up and come back to bed.
Horohoro:…(leaves room still looking freaked out)
Lyserg:…..
To Be Continued…
Icy Mew Kris: Yes before you ask about Horohoro saying what the fuck is school well he acts so retarted as if he had never been to school before so I'll leave it at that…But gosh dammit it was all only Lyserg's fucking nightmare I want someone to blow up my school you know what I mean and don't you just hate it how everything is going crazy but find out it was just a fucking dream I sure do…
Fire Mew C.: Oh please you only hate school because you're a retart…
Icy Mew Kris: Whatever! Well readers till next chapter and PLEASE REVIEW!