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Icy Mew Kris: Sorry I took a month to update but you can't flame me I'm now in High School so the work is a lot harder damn. Like I have an issue with one of the teachers there she's my Bio teacher and damn do I hate her grrrrr…I will make Hao kill her!

Teachers Go to Heaven!

(Note: Their class room looks like mine my class room looks like the class rooms you see in Naruto.)

Why Lord why! School the next closes thing to hell had to come back…But hell wasn't such a bad thing to Hao but school was.

Watch you stupid ass teachers I'll burn you all and send you all to Heaven MUHAHAHAHA, scowled Hao. But Hao how is Heaven worser than Hell, asked Horo? Well you see Horo I know for a fact that when I die I'm going to Hell and how will I enjoy the after life if the teachers are there? Oh……you have a point, said Horo.

They were in Global Class one of the most boring classes there were but…still you could do anything you wanted in this class and the teacher didn't care…Ren thought to himself that the teacher was a retart. How could I Ren Tao be stuck in a class with a teacher who is more idiotic then his students but he can't be more idiotic then Horo and Hao, Ren thought to himself. Not true Ren I'm smarter than that dumb ass teacher, yelled Hao. To bad I can't say the same, sighed Horo. Ack! Did they just read my mind, Ren thought to himself again. Yes Ren we can read your mind, teased Hao. Ass holes, yelled Ren! Ren turned back around and noticed Yoh writing something. Yoh what are you writing, asked Ren? Oh I'm just counting how many times our teacher says umm, answered Yoh. And so far he has said umm about 150 times in 5 minutes. I'm surrounded by idiots, yelled Ren!

What cha doing Horo, asked Hao? I'm drawing you stabbing the Bio teacher I know how much you hate the freaken little homophobic nun, answered Horo. Awww that's sweet, said Hao. Hao did really hate that freaken nun. But Hao has also noticed that Horo was as stupid as a piece of shit but he had at least one talent well two if you count eating but he had a real good talent for drawing.

Phsst! Hey Horo Hao guess what I have, whisper Yoh. What, asked Hao? Me got me some blow pops, answered Yoh. So, said Hao. Hao don't you understand blow pops are like weed, said Horo. Hao then began to think to himself that anything got both Yoh and Horo high blunts, candy, coffee, sex…sex? Hmmmm I think sex gets Horo high Hao thought to himself. Does it really, asked Horo? Opps sorry Horo I forgot you can read minds…heh. The lunch bell then rang and the four walked off to their lockers. Hey Yoh, asked Horo? What is it, asked Yoh? Well you see why doesn't Anna go to school, asked Horo? Oh well you see she was born smart so she doesn't need to go to school, answered Yoh. Oh…creepy, said Horo.

The four then sat in the lunch room eating their lunch. Ren was the first to finish. Well I'm going to the Library, said Ren. See you in music class Yoh. Ok bye Ren. Ohh you like him, teased Hao. N…no…not true, sputtered Yoh. Its ok being gay me and Hao are, said Horo. Power to the Homos you heard that you freaken nun we rule, yelled Hao as the Bio teacher passed bye. He began to come up with an idea he got up from the table and began following her. Where are you going Hao, asked Horo. Oh I got some business to attend to so don't wait up for me ok? Ok Hao!

Hao then found the teacher in the Bio class it was empty she was there grading the test from the day before. Ok this ends now you bitch, yelled Hao. Oh it does Hao and you're not coming out alive. I doubt it, spat Hao. The teacher then grabbed her yard stick and flung it towards Hao like a sword. Ha nice try you Homophobic bitch but my powers extended beyond your stupid human powers. Hao's hands began to flame and he lit the teacher on fire. Buhahaha! Burn you bitch and go to heaven!

Later that day…

Yoh and Horo sat at home watching the TV when Hao came in. Hey what cha guys watching, asked Hao as he sat beside Horo? The News said Horo it's weird because our school was never on the news since it's suppose to be drug and gun free, answered Horo. And there are still no news about the missing teacher at this time all that was found was a pile of ashes in her classroom, said the TV man. Hee, Hao laughed. What's so funny Hao, asked Yoh. I set the teacher on fire, answered Hao. What really that's so cool you're going to hell for sure, yelled Horo. Satan will be so happy when your there, said Horo. Yeah I know, said Hao.

To be Continued…

Icy Mew Kris: And there you have it another chapter down. Oh and I'll make a Chapter for Halloween (which happens to be my most favorite Holiday) Oh and I go to a good school if your wondering I go to some expensive ass school not a bad one so don't let this a chapter make you think that…Oh and PLZ REVIEW!