Shaman King Crack

Icy Mew Kris: Yeah so here's the Halloween chap I promised once again sorry I took so long High School sucks you know…well any way since it's Halloween and I had no school today Woot! I decided to finally find some time and type it up. Oh and sorry if the last chap didn't sound high I wasn't High on Coffee but I promise this one will be insane and stupid!

Disclaimer thingy: I do not own Shaman King! O

Shaman King Crack: # 7 The Trick-or-treaters of Hell

It was finally Halloween Hao's fav Holiday (I'm not sure if it is but he's evil so it must be) Yoh and Horo was in the living room stuffing pot into the candies secretly so Anna wouldn't notice. Haha this is a great plan Horo soon the whole neighborhood will be high like us, yelled Yoh. Not so loud, whispered Horo taking another puff of his blunt.

Ren came into the room and noticed the blunts quickly snatching them from Horo and Yoh. Awww Ren we were getting high, complained Yoh. Give me the blunts in your pockets too, said Ren looking at Yoh. Damn, said Yoh while handing Ren the blunts. That goes for you too Horo, said Ren holding out his hand to Horo. I don't know what you're talking about, said Horo. You know damn right what I'm talking about the blunt your hiding in your under wear, said Ren. Gosh Dammit, yelled Horo as he dug in his under wear to get the blunt out and handed it to Ren. You should have had farted on it first, said Yoh. Dammit your right, said Horo. Just let us get high for once, complained Yoh. No the last thing we need is you two getting high and ruining Halloween again, spat Ren.

Yes that's right again since the gang has know each other for the past six years (yes that's right their all eight-teen) Yoh and Horo had always found a way to ruin Halloween or any other Holiday really.

Not true, yelled Horo. It is to true, spat Ren. Every year you idiots do something stupid to ruin Halloween, yelled Ren. Oh yeah name one, yelled Horo back. Inside voices, whispered Yoh. Oh yeah well what about that time you and Yoh decided to get drunk before heading to the Halloween party two years ago you two got so drunk that you completely missed the drive way and slammed the car right into the wall causing three thousand damages to the house two hundred damages to the car and not to mention sending two guest to the hospital making one of them stay in a comma for three months, huffed Ren trying to catch his breath. Really we did that when, asked Horo? GRRRRR You idiots were probably to drunk to even remember, yelled Ren at the top of his lungs!

Hey everybody, greeted Hao. Hi Hao, said Horo and Yoh. Hey why is Ren red oh is he supposed to be the devil, asked Hao. No he's just really grouchy someone hasn't had their nap and medication, answered Yoh patting Ren on the head. Oh well any way guess who I am, asked Hao? Um that's a hard one, complained Yoh. Oh I know who he is he's the sexiest and evilest thing in the world he's Hao, answered Horo. Correct my love, said Hao. Apparently Hao was well dressed as Hao. Yes I'm Hao the one known as the Barbie killer and not to mention the ruler of the under world Mwhahaha, yelled Hao. I thought Satin was the ruler of the under world, asked Ren. Not really it's me he's just some wanna be that sits on my thrown while I'm away, answered Hao. Oh, said Ren.

Later on that day:

What do you mean we can't go trick-or-treating this year, complained Yoh. Because you're too old go, said Anna. Your so wrong Anna, said Horo. Why don't you two shut the hell up and go watch a scary movie or something, said Anna shoeing them away.

Both Horo and Yoh walked into the living room noticing Ren on the couch eating a peach flavor lollypop (I don't even know if those really excised) and Hao was looking out the window. Ren, Yoh, and Horo decided to watch "The Excercism of Emily Rose" while Hao was still staring out the window. He then noticed a little fat kid dressed like him so he decided to put him on fire. Die little bastured, said Hao. It was now midnight and all seemed well…yeah riiiggght. The News Flash then turned up on the TV.

We have a very important news report in a local area pot was found in the candy of trick-or-treaters and their running around town causing trouble we would advise you to locking up your doors and windows for they might attack you we are still trying to find the source of who might of have caused this. Ahhhh oh no their bitting me eekkkk, yelled the news lady, and the screen went black.

There are only two idiots who could have done that, hissed Ren. Uh-oh Run, yelled both Horo and Yoh. Come back here you two idiots watch when I catch you I'm going to let those little ass midgets eat you, yelled Ren running after Horo and Yoh. Ah another perfect Halloween, sighed Hao as he watched the little midgets from hell outside the window break everything in sight.

To be Continued…

Icy Mew Kris: Well there's the Chapter I promised now I'll try and update soon but I can't promise anything Damn High School! Plz Review.