A/N: I thank Raven and all the other people that nagged me to update, I've had the last straw when "someone" called me a quitter, and I don't want to be a quitter. Even though I've lost interest in ROTK already, I will finish the story for sure.
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Zhou Yu:
I am stressed,
I am dressed.
Oh god! I will need your bless!
Please let me not make a mess!
For I've never been on a date with a woman….
Sun Ce:
I am happy!
That she has,
Has forgiven me for once!
Here I apologize again….
I didn't mean to piss you off,
It's just the way I am!!!!
Zhou Yu:
Oh dear brother/godfather!
Who are you talking to?
I hope it is to the author,
Or you must've gone crazy!!!!
Sun Ce:
Yes I am!!
Foolish brother,
I am talking to the author,
For she has gone mad,
If you didn't realize,
She has gone away…….
FOR 7 FREAKING MONTHS!!!!!
All:
Dear author, dear author.
You are the stars that we adore,
You are the planet's core,
And you have the might,
That can stop a war….
You made the lions roar,
You made the golf cart fore,
But that's not enough, you are more!!!!
C stands for the way she COOK an egg,
H stands for HIS love for you,
I stand for the way she builds an IGLOO,
B stands for the way she rides a BICYCLE,
I also stand for the way she builds an IGLOO….
-(dash) stands for the conjunction of two words.
P stands for her crave for PIES.
Dear author, dear author.
You are the stars that we adore,
You are the planet's core,
And you have the might,
That can stop a war….
You made the lions roar,
You made the golf cart fore,
But that's not enough, you are more!!!!
(A/N: SHUT UP!!!!!!!)
Suddenly, the music stopped, everything was back to normal.
Zhou Yu sat nervously at the dinner table. He was anything but ready for this date.
He never even felt this towards anyone else before.
'Is this love?'
"No it's not, it's just the side affection you get after eating Lee's homemade pies." Said the little conqueror, who had just unexpectedly entered the room.
Zhou Yu smirked, "Hey! How's your eye?"
Sun Ce took a sit on an opposite couch. "Fine, how's your eye?"
"Lady Zhen Ji's late for our date." he said, at the same time frolicking with his new tie.
"The lady's late? How's that possible? She's known for been an on-timer."
"There's always a first time for everything." said Yu as he laid back.
"It's so quiet. Don't you have any music for your date tonight?" Sun Ce said, taking out a deck of cards
"The Qinist broke her pinky finger." Yu sighed.
"Sad. Hey! You want me to sing?? I can sing that Mary had a little lamb song!!"
'Oh god if you do exist please shut him up.'
At the moment, Sun Ce suffered laryngitis.
Zhou Yu took the liberty of calling a nurse for Sun Ce. Zhen Ji still didn't show up, something's definitely not right. He went up to her room and knocked.
"Um… Lady Zhen Ji? Are you there?" Zhou Yu asked in concern.
No reply, only a small sob was heard.
"Is something the matter?" he asked again.
"Go away…"a weak voice replied.
"Lady Zhen Ji, are you alright?"
"I TOLD YOU TO GO AWAY!!!"
"Hmm, here I stand in front of the lady's chamber. Waiting for my date to get ready, but she tells me to get lost, what should I do? Of course, I can't do anything, unless she tells me what the heck is going on. What kind of gentleman am I if I can't even make my date happy? Am I right Lady Zhen Ji?"
A whimper was heard.
"Come on, you can confide in me, that's what am I here for."
The door was opened, Zhen Ji was dressed, and her mascara's running. She threw herself to Zhou Yu and begins to cry like a madman.
"It's okay. Just tell me what's wrong."
She shivered. Through her cry a few words were heard.
"I've…..gained…five pounds…"
Zhou Yu chuckled. "That's what you were upset over?"
"Well excuse me, Mr. mock-a-lot! I thought you said I can confide in you!"
"Fine, no comment until the whole story's heard."
"Ever since I came here, Lee stuffed us with those deliciously high-fat treats. I never planned on eating it, but then everyone was making compliments about it, and I was irresistible towards those doughnut rings. You can talk now."
Zhou Yu tried not to laugh. "If it makes you feel any better, those five pounds perfected your curves."
Zhen Ji suddenly looked up. She stared Yu in the eye and asked.
"You mean it?"
"Yeah, you're more beautiful than ever."
Zhen Ji finally smiled.
"I'll go get dressed. Just give me half an hour."
Zhen Ji closed the door. Zhou Yu chuckled, and went back to the living room.
They enjoyed their dinner a lot, mainly because Zhou Yu made Lee prepare everything low fat.
Afterwards, they went out for a nice walk on the beach, the mild ocean breeze made the night perfect. They sat on the beach, counting stars in the midnight sky, and fell asleep in each other's arms until morning.(A/N: Ah, my dream date. .)
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Okay, cast in your votes. Comments are welcome, It took me half a year to update, that's because of lack of support, or school. Most likely school. Okay, bye now, gotta go sleep!