"Keep Head Erect!"

By: Satsuriku-sama

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Hey everyone! What's up (other than the ceiling, Nimrochan…)? I kinda got tired of Minagorishi, so I changed my pen name to Satsuriku-sama! You can also call me Satsu-chan, if you want...Ummmm...HarryDarcoYaoi!(don't ask...)

I didn't want to update till I had at least 10 reviews, but I'll settle for 9…so I don't get in trouble, I'm changing the format of my fic, so now its in 3rd person pov….I'm sorry in advance that it is so short, but that's all there is.

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Chappie Uno

"Oh, shit…" Hatori's voice came forth uneasily from his lips as he looked up at the sign that stated the rules for going on the ride. In large print, right underneath the first rule, it simply stated, "Keep Head Erect". Knowing his two hentai friends all too well, Hatori began banging his forehead repeatedly on the protective bar, which was unfortunately made of foam, and therefore did not give him the concussion he so desired.

"No, no, Tori-san, it says to keep your head erect. You cannot expect to do that if you are banging it…" Ayame spoke up from next to the dragon, and Shigure chimed in from behind.

"Haa-san, why don't you have Aaya help you get your head erect?" Hatori turned around, glaring daggers at his friend.

"If you don't shut up, you wont HAVE a head…Damn perverts." The slightly more than disgusted Hatori exclaimed. Shigure and Ayame's antics were so disturbing and distracting that Hatori did not even notice that the ride people had already come around to check everybody's seatbelts.

"Tori-san, I DO hope your joking. What use would we have for Gure-san if he didn't have a head?"

"…" Hatori had been temporarily rendered speechless as Ayame continued suggestively, "but if you promise not to chop his head off, I'm sure that Gure-san and I can give you a different kind of ride when this is over!" Hatori resumed banging his head onto the bar, still not getting a concussion, as well as not realizing that the ride had already started. He then began to wonder why he hasn't gotten used to his friends enough in order to ignore them.

"Ayame, stop. Just…Stop. My normalcy can not withstand the perverted nature of you two idiots…And this moronic ride takes forever to start!" Shigure looked around him, noticing that the ride was about halfway over, and tried to notify his friend of this.

"Ummm, Haa-san?"

"Shut your trap, inu…Or else I will go thru with every single treat I have ever placed upon your head…O, crap, there's that word again…Why do I, of all people, have to be the one who gets to be friends with the two biggest idiots AND perverts the entire world has ever seen?" Hatori was becoming more and more agitated by the moment, and by now the two other Madubachi were silent except for attempting to warn him that the ride had indeed started, of which he would not hear. "Why cant you two just BE QUIET?"

"Um, sir?" A cautious voice approached Hatori from behind. Hatori whipped around.

"Yes?"

"The rides over. You need to get off now."

"Oh."

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Yeah…Poor Tori-san! (cries)

Sorry it took so long to get the final chapter up. I was in a really bad mood, and if I write when I'm in a bad mood, it sucks. I couldn't bear to do that to this story.

So…until next time: Ja ne!