High School Sucks III: Back To School
Disclaimer: I own nothing besides the story, but if I did, Sesshomaru-sama would be all mine...
Summary: After a nice summer vacation, Inuyasha and the gang return to school. Man, that sucks!
I know I haven't finished High School Sucks II and I never make a sequel to something before the original is done, but this is the exception. School's gonna start for me soon, (I don't go back until after Labor Day due to construction! XD) and I REALLY wanted to put this up SO bad! Anyway, here it is! By the way, I'll update High School Sucks II really soon, I promise.
Chapter 1
School. The one word Inuyasha hated the most. The one place Inuyasha hated the most. Today, he has to go back to that horrible, hellish abyss of educational value.
Upset, tired, and most likely hungry, the half demon trudged downstairs and into the kitchen.
"Morning, little brother." Sesshomaru greeted him happily.
Inuyasha's only response was something like this...
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"Are you okay, Sesshomaru?" He asked, putting his hand on his brother's forehead to see if he had a fever.
"Of course I am!" The full demon snapped, smacking his little brother's hand away. "I'm just excited about school starting. I can't wait to see which teachers are the easiest the piss off."
"Oh, thank God. For a second, I thought you caught that horrible disease that's been going around."
"Bookworm?"
"No, that's not it."
"Nerd?"
"No, that's not it either."
"Teacher's Pet?"
"Yeah, that's it! For a second, I thought you caught Teacher's Pet."
"Little brother, can't you see? I'm immune to Teacher's Pet. After all, look how sexy I am." To prove his point, Sesshomaru pulled his shirt off and flipped his hair, smiling the kind of smile only a sexy guy with really white teeth could do.
Inuyasha snorted. "Okay, so you have a six pack and a really good smile and really pretty hair. So what?"
"So it means I'm sexy! Anyway, hurry up and get some breakfast before it gets cold."
The half demon's eyes went wide at the breakfast on the table. All that was sitting there was a bowl of soup. Usually, Inuyasha would have to fend for himself when it came to breakfast, but seeing that bowl of the soup on the table made him feel warm inside. It gave him the feeling that his brother, even though he still didn't act like it sometimes, really did care. It made him almost glad that Sesshomaru was his big bro-
"Hurry up and eat your damn breakfast!" Sesshomaru yelled. "I spent five minutes making it and I expect you to eat it! Oh, God. I sound like a middle aged house wife with two kids..."
"Screw you! I'm not eating your stupid soup! I bet it tastes like crap!" But Inuyasha ate it anyway and it actually tasted good.
Right at the moment the silver haired half demon was slinging his backpack over his shoulder and Sesshomaru was putting Inuyasha's bowl in the sink, a rock came through the window and hit the half demon right in the face, knocking him to the floor.
"What in the world...?" The older brother questioned. He went over to the now broken window and saw Kagome outside. "Kagome?"
"Hey, Sesshomaru!" She called. "Is Inuyasha there?"
The half demon pushed his older brother out of the way and leaned out the window, shaking his fist. "What the hell did you do that for, you stupid wench!"
"I wanted to tell you that it's time to go to school! As I said last year, I don't wanna be late!"
"We'll be there in a minute! Oh, God, my face hurts." Inuyasha left the window and tossed Sesshomaru's backpack over to him. "Let's go, Fluffy."
Sesshomaru ignored the nickname and followed Inuyasha outside to greet Kagome and walk to school with her.
"I can't believe summer's over already." She said.
Inuyasha nodded. "I know what you mean. It seems like just yesterday we were still having our little road trip." He sighed sadly as he thought of all the fun things they all did on their road trip in America.
"And I can't believe this is our last year of high school."
"I know...Wait, that's a good thing. We get to go to the senior prom! Oh, yeah...Then I'm gonna get some..."
Kagome smacked him in the back of the head. "Oh, no, you won't!"
The half demon's ears flattened solemnly on his head. "But I love you..."
"Well, wait 'til we're married, Horny McHalfbreed."
Sesshomaru chuckled at the two as they began arguing about something else...again. It seems they're always fighting...
Before the three of them knew it, they arrived at the high school and Kagome parted with them to get to her homeroom.
In a way, Inuyasha was glad Sesshomaru would be in the same homeroom as him, then they'd get a chance to talk some more.
"So where do you think our friends are?" The half demon asked as he sat next to his brother at a desk that had graffiti all over it.
Before his brother could answer him, there was a tap on both his and Sesshomaru's shoulders. They both turned around to see Sango smiling at them.
"Right behind you." She said, still smiling.
"Sango, how have ya been?" Inuyasha asked.
"Awesome. I was thinking of starting the student rebellion early."
"When?"
"Like, maybe today or something."
"Today? Sango, you can't do it today. I stayed up the whole night last night cuz I wanted to sleep through every class and that's what I intend to do!"
Both Sango and Sesshomaru just stared at him, as did a few other people.
"So...did you happen to see Koga or Miroku?" The full demon said, hoping to change the subject.
The brunette's eye twitched slightly. "I didn't just see Miroku, I felt him. Well, he felt me, if you know what I mean."
Inuyasha sighed. "That pervert..."
"Good morning, class!" The teacher cried happily as she entered the classroom. "My name is Ms. Yamato and I'm gonna be your teacher for your last year of high school! Doesn't that sound like fun?"
"What happened to Mr. Yamato?" The half demon spoke up.
"We divorced after he cheated on me with Mr. Queer."
"Ouch. I bet that stung."
"Yes, it did. Anyway, I'd love to know all of your names, so how about we start with the boy who just spoke up. What's your name?"
"My name is I.C. Wiener and this-" He pointed to Sesshomaru. "is my brother, Ieat Wiener."
The whole class began laughing so hard, they were in tears in no time.
The full demon hit his brother in the back of the head.
"I should kill you for that..." He threatened.
"Now, class, settle down! Settle down or I'll shoot you!"
The class instantly became silent from the teacher's threat.
Inuyasha cleared his throat. "Well, Teach, if you wanna know the truth, my name isn't I.C. Wiener. It's Inuyasha and his name is Sesshomaru. He's single, ladies!"
The elder brother sunk down in his chair when all the girls in the room, including Sango, whooped, cheered, and a few even wolf whistled. Then he was bombarded by papers. Glancing at one, it had some girl's name on it and her phone number. He looked at another and another and they all had girl's names and phone numbers on them. The full demon shuddered when he found one with a guy's name and phone number.
RING!
"Have a nice day, class!" Ms. Yamato waved at everyone as they exited the classroom.
Inuyasha walked into science class, surprisingly not late. Even more surprisingly, Kagome was there.
"Kagome?" The half demon asked. "You're here?"
"I sure am. Pull up a chair." The girl patted the empty sat next to her.
He sat in the chair with a content sigh. "I'm glad we're in the same science class together cuz if there's an explosion, we can die together."
If this were anime or something, Kagome's expression would look something like this: Oo. "Excuse me?"
"Naw, I'm just messin' with ya!"
RING!
"Ah! I'm gonna die! Oh, it's the bell. Never mind." Inuyasha chuckled at his little mistake.
"Alright, class," The teacher began. "My name's Mr. Wannahockaloogie and I'm gonna warn you about this once and only once. If any of you make fun of my name, I'll kill you. I was sent to prison a few years ago after murdering my family, but I was framed! Framed, I tell you! Anyway, today we're gonna be mixing baking soda and vinegar."
"Kagome, I'm scared..." The half demon whined as he wrapped his arms around Kagome's waist and pressed his head under her chin.
"I am, too." The raven haired girl replied. "Now get off me."
"Yes, ma'am." The half demon let go of her and whimpered as he pulled away.
Mr. Wannahockaloogie passed out the items needed for the experiment.
"Now partner up!" He yelled at everyone.
Inuyasha instantly clung to Kagome again, yelling out, "Dibs!" so no one else could take her as their partner.
"Inuyasha..." Kagome threatened.
The silver haired boy didn't need for her to finish her sentence. Instantly getting the message, he let go of her. He quickly changed the subject by snapping on his goggles and saying in a serious voice, "Let's rock..."
"Inuyasha, it's just vinegar and baking soda. Chill out."
"Kagome Higurashi! This is serious! We're not talking about dissection here! We're talkin' about vinegar and baking soda!"
"But-"
"Vinegar and baking soda..." The half demon almost whispered, but in a threatening way.
"Uh...okay..."
Inuyasha grabbed the vinegar, poured it all on the baking soda, and threw the beaker that held the vinegar over his shoulder in one quick motion...Okay, so it was actually two! So what! Anyway, the mixture began to bubble and change color rapidly, making the pair slowly slide under their desks. The second they were completely hidden under their desks, there was an explosion. It was big, but not big enough to hurt anyone.
Mr. Wannahockaloogie growled. "Who did that!"
The half demon stood up, pulling Kagome with him. "It wasn't us!"
"Ha! You're just using reverse psychology on me!"
"Damn it! He found out! Uh...Run, Kagome! Run!" He picked up the raven haired girl and ran out of the classroom with her.
"I'll be right back class. Get back here, you little sacks of crap!" The teacher followed them.
"Oh, I hope the others are having a better time than we are!" Kagome cried.
What she didn't know was that their friends weren't doing any better than they were.
In P.E., Miroku got his foot caught in the volleyball net and no matter how hard Sango tried to pull him free, it didn't work and in Math, Sesshomaru and Koga were having a hard time trying to remember what pi equaled.
RING!
Lunch time. Oh, thank the gods for lunch time.
"Thank you, Lord!" Inuyasha cried as he ran into the lunchroom, but calmed himself down and began walking after people stared at him.
Kagome saw him from her seat and she began to wave her arm, calling out to the half demon. She smiled when he saw her and came over to sit next to her.
"Hi, Puppy-Chan." The girl said sweetly.
The half demon's eye twitched. "NEVER call me Puppy-Chan."
"But it's cute!"
"Well, I think it's annoying." Deciding to change the subject, he asked. "Where are the others?"
"They'll be here soon."
And soon enough, Sango, Miroku, Sesshomaru, and Koga came and sat at the table.
"Little brother, is it true?" The full demon asked as he sat across from his brother.
Inuyasha raised his brow. "Is WHAT true?"
"That you caused an explosion in Mr. Wannahockaloogie's room and he chased you outside while you were carrying Kagome, and then he grabbed onto the back of your pants to stop you, but he accidentally pulled them down so you were running around the front lawn with your pants down?"
"Uh...no."
"Oh, for the love of- Yes, it's true, Sesshomaru." Kagome said.
The demon smirked. "I thought so."
"Stupid mutt doesn't even know how to zip his pants up properly." Koga chuckled.
"You wanna take this outside, wolf boy?" The half demon growled.
"I would, but I might accidentally kill you. After all, I'm MUCH stronger than you'll ever be."
"No, you're not!"
"Yes, I am!"
"Koga, if you were stronger than me, then Kagome would be your woman, now wouldn't she?"
The wolf demon opened up his mouth to say something, but decided to shut it and continue eating.
"...So what happened, Inuyasha?" Sango asked. "I mean, did you get caught?"
"Nope." The half demon chuckled. "Mr. Wannahockaloogie gave up. Mr. Miner even saw what was going on and he didn't even try to stop me. He's such a stupid principal."
"True."
"Well, well, well...If it isn't Inuyasha..." A voice chuckled from beside the table.
Everyone looked up and there stood Naraku.
"What do you want, Naraku?" The half demon spat.
"I just wanted to say I saw your little adventure earlier and I must say, it takes a lot of guts to run around in public in your underwear."
"Believe me, he's done it more than once." Sesshomaru said, looking over at Inuyasha.
"Right. Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. Oh, and before I forget, I just want to remind you that I'm still going to try my hardest at kicking your ass. Bye." He left without another word, not realizing that Inuyasha was flicking him off behind his back.
"Stupid Naraku..." The half demon muttered.
The rest of lunch went off without a hitch. The gang talked to each other and laughed and told stories from the road trip, wishing it was still summer. Well, maybe next summer they could go on another road trip.
Inuyasha walked into math class, surprisingly not late again. What's up with that? Anyway, to the half demon's disgust, he saw Naraku was there and the only seat left...was next to Naraku.
"Naraku." He said as he sat next to him, disgusted that he actually had to sit there.
"Inuyasha." The demon glared at him from the corner of his eye.
"Yo, class. What up?" The teacher said as he came into the classroom.
Everyone was shocked, yet very happy that this was their teacher. He looked too younger to be a teacher, like maybe in his really early twenties or something. He was also wearing a ton of bling and he wasn't wearing a shirt. The guy kinda reminded them of one of those famous rappers like Usher or 50 Cent or, if you squinted hard enough, Snoop Dog.
He wrote his name on the chalkboard, but not the way a teacher is supposed to write their name. Instead, he wrote it the way a gang member would write graffiti on a wall. He pointed at his name with the piece of chalk in his hand.
"My name's Mr. Ipitydafoo and this is math class, yo." He said.
"Cool bling!" Inuyasha said excitedly, bouncing up and down in his seat.
"Thanks. What's yo name, foo'?"
"The name's Inuyasha Kaye. You want me to tell you how to spell it cuz you'll need to write me a pass to detention eventually."
"Naw, that's okay. Anyway, today we're havin' a math test."
Everyone groaned in response.
"Don't ya'll make me get the principal up in here!"
The comment instantly made everyone shut their mouths and sit up straight.
Mr. Ipitydafoo nodded. "I thought so. Now, the tests are on your desks. Get started on 'em. Ya'll have the whole period to do 'em."
The whole time, Inuyasha and Naraku kept copying off each other, hoping the other knew what the answers were. The bell rang right after they each finished the last question and they both happily slammed their tests on the teacher's desk, then tried to push each other down as they exited the classroom.
The rest of the day actually went okay for Inuyasha. Sure, he got an ass load of homework on his first day, but other than that, it was okay. He did have trouble walking home with all of it, though. He asked for a ride with Sango, but her car was already filled with her homework and Miroku's as well, and Miroku already had dibs on the trunk.
Thankfully, a solution was found.
The silver haired boy took some rubber bands from one of the teacher's desks and used them to hold his homework together as well as Sesshomaru's and Kagome's. Then he found a box and put everything inside. Of course since it was his idea, the half demon had to drag the heavy box behind him, but Sesshomaru had to help, too, because he laughed at his little brother.
So now, as Inuyasha, Kagome, and Sesshomaru walked home together, they wondered if this first day of homework was just a preview of the amount of homework they'd have for the rest of their last year of high school.
There's chapter one for ya! Uh...I guess that's all I have to say besides review.