High School Sucks III: Back To School
Disclaimer: I own nothing besides the story, but if I did, Sesshomaru-sama would be all mine...
Summary: After a nice summer vacation, Inuyasha and the gang return to school. Man, that sucks!
Chapter 2
Inuyasha groaned as he dropped his pencil and let his head fall onto the homework he was currently working on.
"Come on, little brother. Just about a hundred more worksheets and we'll be done." Sesshomaru said, his voice sounding almost like a moan due to fatigue.
"No..." The half demon whined. "It's past midnight and we've been working on our homework ever since we got home. Some first day of school, huh?"
"Come on. You can do it."
"No, I can't..."
As the full demon began to scold him, Inuyasha fell over and landed on his side as if he were dead weight, his bangs totally covering his eyes. The action almost made Sesshomaru concerned. After all, he never actually knew what happened when someone had a homework overdose.
"Inuyasha?" He shook his brother's shoulder. "Inuyasha? Are you okay?"
The silver haired demon stopped talking and listened to the half demon's breathing. It was slow and rhythmic, meaning he was just sleeping.
Sighing in relief that nothing bad happened to his little brother, Sesshomaru left the room and when he returned, he carried a blanket in his arms. He draped the blanket over Inuyasha's sleeping form and grunted as he sat back down an began to do his brother's homework for him.
The next morning as the half demon woke up, he found all his homework had been completed and Sesshomaru had fallen asleep on his. It was a shame, really, because he only had one more page to do.
Seeing that the worksheet was something he could do easily, Inuyasha grabbed the paper and pencil from his sleeping brother and quickly finished it.
"Done. Now..." He grabbed a pillow from the couch and smacked Sesshomaru with it. "Wake up, you asshole! It's time for school!"
During homeroom, the silver haired brothers and Sango gossiped with each other, vaguely wondering when the teacher was going to arrive. Finally, the teacher arrived right after the tardy bell rang.
She giggled nervously. "Sorry I'm late, class. I accidentally locked myself out of my car while the lesson plans were still inside."
The whole class wanted to sweat drop, but this isn't anime, so they didn't.
When everything settled down, the atmosphere felt...weird, like the calm before a storm. Something just didn't seem right. Even the class hamster, Mr. Chubby Cheeks, could feel it. He cowered in the far corner of his cage, making scared noises.
Soon enough, everyone found out where this "calm before the storm" feeling was coming from.
The classroom door was kicked open and a handsome young man with a long black braid walked in, followed by a guy in a do-rag and a pretty girl.
"Hey, is this Ms. Yamato's room?" The boy with the braid asked, looking around.
"Yes, it is." Ms. Yamato smiled. "Please, take a seat."
"Who are they!" The half demon questioned, rather rudely if I might add.
"Our new students."
"Oh."
The boy with the braid sat behind Inuyasha and the boy with the do-rag sat next to Sango. The girl was about to sit next to do-rag boy, but instead she sat next to braid boy.
"You must be Inuyasha." Braid boy smirked.
Inuyasha turned to face him. "Yeah. What's it to you?"
"My name's Bankotsu. That's Renkotsu and that's Jakotsu." He pointed at each person when he mentioned their names. "And we're the Band of Seven. We've heard you and your friends are the toughest at this school."
"...The Band of Seven?"
"Yeah. You see, we used to have seven members, but four of them moved and we couldn't think of a better name so we just stuck with the Band of Seven."
"Oh."
"Inuyasha, I have a really bad feeling about them." Sango said, looking back and forth between Bankotsu and Renkotsu.
"You should, beautiful." Renkotsu said, almost seductively and he gently grabbed the brunette's chin and made her look at him.
"You keep your hands off her..." Sesshomaru threatened.
Do-rag boy nearly pissed his pants when the demon's eyes turned red to make the threat more serious. He instantly let go of Sango and sat with his hands placed firmly on the desk.
The demon smirked triumphantly.
"I love your hair, Inuyasha..." Jakotsu cooed as she reached forward and stroked his hair.
"Thanks, woman."
The girl laughed. "I'm not a girl. I'm a boy."
Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Sango's eyes went wide and it took them almost a minute to fully register what Jakotsu had just said. When it finally got through their heads, they turned to Jakotsu and just stared at him.
"Sango...?" The half demon questioned, a hint of fear in his voice. "Please tell me you're a woman..."
The brunette growled. "Inuyasha, look at me! Of course I'm a woman!"
Sesshomaru shuddered. "I will never look at my fellow man the same way again."
Inuyasha turned to his brother. "Does that mean you're gay?"
"No, dumbass."
"Oh, thank God."
RING!
The half demon merrily walked to science class, glad he was away from braid boy, do-rag boy, and the cross dresser. But to his dismay, he saw Bankotsu and Jakotsu sitting next to Kagome, who appeared to be having a nice conversation with braid boy.
Inuyasha growled and stormed over to his seat, standing there and waiting for Bankotsu to notice him and his pissed off expression.
"So, you wanna go out some time?" He asked, resting his chin in his hand and staring deep in Kagome's eyes with a smirk on his face.
The raven haired girl chuckled nervously. "Uh...thanks but no thanks."
Bankotsu pouted and acted as if he were really disappointed. "Aw...why not, beautiful?"
"Well, I..."
"She's going out with ME." Inuyasha growled.
Kagome turned around to look at the half demon and both Bankotsu and Jakotsu looked up at him.
"Hi, Inuyasha!" The cross dresser cried happily.
"Hey." Bankotsu gave the half demon a small wave and smiled at him. It was a friendly smile, but at the same time, it seemed menacing.
"How dare you hit on my woman!" Inuyasha growled. "But, Kagome, I'm glad you turned him down."
"Well, you know you're the only one for me, Puppy-Chan." Kagome cooed.
"Don't call me Puppy-Chan..."
"Aw...is Puppy-Chan jealous about me flirting with his girlfriend?" The boy with the black braid mocked.
"Remember, Inuyasha, you always have me..." The crossed dresser stood up and reached over to pet Inuyasha, but Kagome furiously stood up and smacked his hand away.
"You listen to me, bitch!" She yelled. "Inuyasha is MINE so hands off! No girl can have him but me!"
"Then I'm glad I'm a boy."
"Wha...what?" If this story was anime, Kagome's expression would probably look like this: OO
RING!
"Oh, my God!" Inuyasha pushed Kagome down into her seat and quickly sat down himself. The reason he did this was because if Mr. Wannahockaloogie caught a student out of their seat or standing up after the bell rang, he threw them out the window. Luckily, this classroom was located on the first floor.
Jakotsu followed suit but only because Inuyasha did it.
Mr. Wannahockaloogie walked into the classroom, obviously pissed about something.
"Today we'll be learning about atoms." He grunted as he grabbed a piece of chalk and began to write the word on the board. "It's spelt A-T-O-M and backwards, it's mota. That's about it." He grabbed his suitcase next to his desk and headed for the door. "That's all for today, class. See ya tomorrow."
The whole class was quiet for one moment, and the next, people were talking and calling their friends on their cell phones. Paper airplanes flew through the air and people began chasing each other around the room for fun. If you were a student, you'd join in, but if you were a teacher, you'd think you just stepped into hell.
Unfortunately, Kagome and Inuyasha had to leave all the fun and head to the library because Bankotsu kept hitting on the poor girl and Jakotsu kept hitting on the poor half demon.
RING!
Inuyasha was more grateful than usual when lunch time came around. If Jakotsu came, his friends and his big brother could protect him. Plus, he could keep an eye on Kagome so that bastard with the braid wouldn't snatch her away.
"And he kept hitting on me until I said, 'Look! It's some sexy guy!' and ran when he looked." The half demon said, his mouth full of food. Even though his words weren't very clear, his friends could still understand him.
"Renkotsu HIT on me..." Sango shuddered. "And he's bald..." She whispered the last sentence so low that everyone almost didn't hear her.
"He hit on you!" Miroku stood up abruptly. "I'll kill him when I see him!"
"Who?" A voice asked from behind the pervert.
"Renkotsu!"
"Ahem."
"What is-" When the perverted boy turned to see who it was, he nearly screamed like a little girl when he saw who it was. Judging from the do-rag, it had to be Renkotsu.
"I'll have you know, I'm not bald, you little maggot. I shave my head."
"Well, you do a really good job..." Miroku whimpered. 'Wait! I'm can't be afraid of this guy just because he's bal- er, he has a shaved head. I need to kick his ass to protect the one I love! Pam Anderson!...I mean, Sango! Good thing Sango's not a mind reader or she'd kill me for that...' The lecher got into a fighting stance and all Renkotsu did was stare at him.
"Sorry, little man, but I'm really not in the mood to see a guy cry after I've kicked his ass right now."
"Inuyasha!" Jakotsu's feminine voice called out, making the half demon shudder in his seat.
Jakotsu hyperactively ran up to the table, followed by the calmly walking Bankotsu, who smirked evilly at the half demon when they made eye contact.
"Did you miss me, cutie?" The cross dresser smiled as he began to play with Inuyasha's ears.
The hald demon smacked them away and glared at the cross dresser. "Listen, Jakotsu, it's not gonna work between us! I'm straight, you son of a-"
"Well, well, well..." The boy with the braid grinned menacingly. "So I see you're Inuyasha's friends." He smiled at Kagome, uttering the words, "I believe we've already met." and stared at Sango and Sesshomaru. "And I believe we've already met as well."
"So...does that mean we're supposed to be enemies with you guys?" Koga asked.
"Uh...yeah." He replied in a voice that made the answer sound so obvious.
"Oh...Well, get out of here!"
"Fine then. Renkotsu, Jakotsu, we're out of here."
As the Band of Seven left, Bankotsu turned to give Kagome a wink and followed his friends to a table on the other side of the cafeteria.
The final bell of the day rang, sending students jumping for joy, reminding them that once again they were free...at least until tomorrow. The only person who wasn't happy was a certain half demon, still pissed about the fact that not only did he have to keep Kagome out of Koga's grasp, but now he had to protect her from Bankotsu as well.
"I HATE Bankotsu!" Inuyasha growled.
"Inuyasha, just because he likes me doesn't mean you have to hate him." Kagome said.
"Kagome, if I can't hate Bankotsu for liking you, then you can't hate Jakotsu for liking me."
"...You can hate Bankotsu."
Sesshomaru sighed. "Little brother, you need to calm down."
"Hey, beautiful!" A familiar voice called out to the trio.
They instantly recognized the voice as Bankotsu's and while she still had the chance, Kagome ran, hoping the black haired pretty boy wouldn't catch up with her and start flirting with her again.
The half demon got pissed when braid boy came into view, chasing the woman who was rightfully his.
"Bankotsu!" He yelled. "Come on, Sesshomaru! We've gotta kick his ass!"
The elder brother cracked his knuckles. "I could use a good ass kicking."
As Inuyasha darted forward, he stopped and turned around to face his brother. "Oh, and before I forget. Thanks for doing my homework last night." He give his brother a small smile before getting back to the chase.
Sorry that took so damn long. I'm also sorry that I broke my promise of updating HSSII: SV. I got busy. I'll try and update it as fast as I can, but remember, I'm only human so I might not be able to do so very soon, but I will update it.
I hope you liked some of that cute brotherly stuff going on between Inuyasha and Sesshomaru. Sigh. I wish those two would act more brotherly on the show. I think it'd be cute.
Oh yeah, and PLEASE don't tell me I'm the only one who thought Jakotsu was a woman the first time he was seen! I mean, come on! He looks like a woman, sounds like a woman, dresses like a woman, and he likes dudes! Kinda creepy, if you ask me.