High School Sucks III: Back To School
Disclaimer: I own nothing besides the story, but if I did, Sesshomaru-sama would be all mine...
Summary: After a nice summer vacation, Inuyasha and the gang return to school. Man, that sucks!
Happy Halloween, everyone!...Boo! Ha ha! I scared you so good just now!
Chapter 3
"Detention! I can't believe this!" The half demon yelled, more to himself than Miroku. "And on Halloween, too!"
"Don't make such a big deal about it, Inuyasha." The lecher replied.
"Miroku, we got detention for using our cell phones in class. Our. Cell. Phones."
"I know, but-"
"No buts, damn you!"
"Okay."
The rest of the walk to the detention room was quiet, but upon entering the room, hell broke loose.
The minute the door opened, Inuyasha and Bankotsu's eyes met, as did Miroku's and Renkotsu's. When the half demon and the pretty boy finally stopped staring at each other, Inuyasha noticed that everyone else was here: Kagome, Sango, Sesshomaru, Koga, even Naraku. He grimly noticed that Jakotsu was there as well.'
"Well, well, well. If it isn't Inuyasha..." Naraku smirked, then gave Inuyasha a murderous glare when he ignored him.
"Hi, Inuyasha." The cross dresser said happily.
The half demon glared at him. "Shut up, Jakotsu! What the hell are all of you doing here, anyway?"
"Detention! Duh!" The wolf demon said.
"We were all using our cell phones in Mr. Wannahockaloogie's class and got detention for it." Sesshomaru explained.
Inuyasha looked around. "Well, where's the detention teacher?"
The wolf demon growled. "How am I supposed to know! I was the first one here and the teacher wasn't anywhere, so I just doodled on the chalkboard until Fluffy came."
"Don't call me Fluffy..." The elder of the two silver haired brothers growled.
Inuyasha shrugged and closed the door. "Oh well. I'm sure he'll be here soon."
But after twenty minutes of waiting, everyone was positive the teacher wasn't coming.
"Looks like we're home free." Kagome smiled. Her smiled turned into a fronn when she reached for the doorknob. It was locked. "That's funny...The door's locked."
Sesshomaru raised a brow. "How can that be? The lock's on this side of the door." He tried opening the door himself, but he couldn't get it open either. "Could someone have jammed the door?"
"No way." Bankotsu said, looking out the window on the door. "The knob looks fine. Besides, if someone messed with the lock, we'd hear them. These knobs are pretty loud when you're trying to lock them from the other side."
Everyone except for his two comrades stared at him.
"Okay, I break into the school and lock the teachers in their classrooms sometimes. So what?"
"I'm scared...Inuyasha, hold me!" Jakotsu clung to Inuyasha's arm, then was brutally pushed away by Kagome.
"He's MY half demon, bitch!" She snarled at him, holding the arm he was clinging to less than a mere second ago.
"Everyone, calm down!" Miroku shouted. "Let's just bust the window open and search the place to see who could've done this, okay?"
"I never thought I'd say this, but I agree with the pervert." Sango said.
Renkotsu walked up to the door. "Allow me." He cracked his knuckles and stretched a bit before giving a quick punch to the window, knocking out all the glass.
Bankotsu patted his friend on the shoulder. "Nice work, Ren." He reached through the window and grabbed the doorknob, opening the door with ease. "See? The door isn't jammed."
Nobody listened as they pushed past braid boy, glad they were out of the detention room, but worried that someone was playing a cruel joke on them or something.
"Well, now that we're out, let's get the hell outta here!" The half demon commanded loudly.
The group began making their way down the hall, noting that they didn't see any teachers or students who might be staying after school for another reason. It seemed strange because there was always at least thirty or more people after school, but now there was no one. Not even a janitor was present. It was almost like they stepped into the beginning of a horror movie, where the fearless group of friends spend the night at school and get slaughtered by a disgruntled student or teacher.
"Where is everyone?" Jakotsu asked, his voice quietly echoing through the large, empty hall.
"Oh no...This is just like that old horror movie from the eighties I saw a few weeks ago!" Miroku cried, looking around him in a panic.
"I remember that movie." Sesshomaru said. "It was called After School Slaughter, wasn't it? Or as Inuyasha likes to call it, A.S.S."
The younger brother laughed. "Get it? A.S.S.? It's the initials!"
"We know that!" Naraku growled.
"Maybe everyone went home or something?" Kagome suggested.
The red eyed demon nodded his head. "I agree with her. Everyone most likely went home or something." He began walking down the hall again. "A quiet, empty building might make one's imagination go wild with fear, but not mine." Just as he finished the sentence, a loud crash echoed from far away. Upon hearing this, Naraku screamed like a little girl and ran back towards the group, huddling behind Sesshomaru and clinging to his arm.
The half demon pointed at him. "Ha ha! Naraku screams like a little girl!"
"Shut up!" The demon barked back, grabbing the silver haired demon's arm harder in anger.
"Let's just get out of here." Sango said, almost in a whimper.
"Yeah, let's go." Braid boy got behind Renkotsu and Jakotsu and began pushing them down the hall as quickly as he could, but not fast enough for the others to think he was scared. The truth was, he was so scared that he was close to pissing himself, but for the sake of his inner pride, he wouldn't admit it to himself.
The others followed, some pushing each other so no one would be left behind. It was a sweet sight, seeing enemies helping one another in a scary situation. Okay, it was more funny than sweet, but it still held sentimental value.
Everyone relaxed once they reached the front doors. Finally, they could just go home and forget all about the detention door not opening and the loud crash. But there was one little flaw in their plan...
...The front doors refused to open...
"What's going on here?" Inuyasha asked, panic in his voice. "Why aren't the doors opening?"
"Open up, you son of a bitch!" Koga yelled as he shook one of the doors by its handle.
"No problem. I'll just bust THE WINDOW!" As he yelled out the last two words, do-rag boy made a fist and punched the window, but it wasn't the window that broke. His hand didn't break, either, but it sure felt that way to Renkotsu. "OH, MY GOD!" Do-rag boy screamed, clutching his hand.
Bankotsu and Jakotsu stared in shock at their friend's hand. He has always been able to break the school's windows. Despite how many times Renkotsu broke the windows, they never switched to a stronger glass. Ever. But now it seemed do-rag boy was unable to break this window. The strange thing was, the windows on the front doors were never broken as many times as the classroom windows, so why would they have glass stronger than that of the classrooms?
"We're gonna die!" Miroku yelled, clutching his head. "Oh, God!" He ran behind the elder silver haired brother and clutched at the back of his shirt.
"Why does everyone always hide behind me?" He asked.
"Because no one likes you!" His little brother replied.
"Bite me."
Kagome shook her finger at them. "Knock it off, you two. We need to figure out how to get out of here."
The red eyed demon nodded. "I agree with her...again."
The half demon straightened himself and cleared his throat. "Alright, everyone. Some psychopath is messing with our minds and-" He stopped with he noticed everyone was glaring at Naraku. "No, not THAT psychopath! Anyway, we can't let him get to us."
"But he's gonna kill us all!" The lecher screamed as he came out from behind Sesshomaru and pointed at Inuyasha.
Inuyasha had just about enough of Miroku freaking out. Trying not to be so rough, he grabbed Miroku's shoulder with one hand and backhanded him hard with the other.
"Calm down, you stupid lecher!" He barked. "No one's gonna die!"
Miroku stared at the half demon. "No one's gonna die?"
"No, you idiot. No."
"Oh, thank God!" He hugged the half demon until he was pushed away.
"Miroku, control yourself..."
"You're right. I MUST control myself."
Inuyasha sighed. "Now that that's over, let's find another away out. Everyone spilt up into groups of three."
Before Inuyasha could even blink, the Band of Seven had run off in one direction, Koga, Sesshomaru, and Naraku in another, and Kagome, Sango, and Miroku in yet another, leaving the poor guy all alone.
Looking all around him, the silver haired boy shivered in fright.
"I'm all alone..." He whimpered. "SESSHY!" He ran in the direction his brother took off in.
"Was that Inuyasha?" Koga asked, looking behind him. "Yelling your name, Fluffy?"
"Don't call me Fluffy..." The dog demon growled, then he nearly gasped in surprise when someone came up from behind and tightly wrapped their arms around his waist and pressed their face into his back. Looking over his shoulder, he saw it was just Inuyasha. "Little brother...?"
"I was left all alone and I got scared!" The poor boy cried.
The elder brother wanted to smile, but held it back due to Koga and Naraku's presence. When he and his little brother were much younger, Inuyasha would always do this whenever he was scared even though he knew, or at least thought he knew, Sesshomaru hated him. But it wasn't true. He didn't hate his little brother. Well, not entirely. He actually thought it was cute when Inuyasha would do this, but pretended to be annoyed.
"Little brother, there's nothing to be afraid of. Now let go of me." Sesshomaru demanded.
Inuyasha let go of him and followed him very closely as the group began walking again.
Kagome, Miroku, and Sango cautiously walked down the halls, looking in every classroom to find a way out, but none were found. They did find something upon entering one of the classrooms, but it certainly wasn't a way out...
"IT'S KENNY!" Kagome screamed, pointing at the dead body on the teacher's desk. It looked as though someone had dissected the poor guy.
"Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!" Sango yelled.
"You bastards!" Miroku shook his fist in the air. "Oh well. He died for his country. I'm sure his parents over in America will miss him dearly." (A/N: I know what you're thinking and no, this isn't Kenny from South Park. It's some other Kenny.)
"Come on, Miroku. Let's get out of here." The brunette girl grabbed the lecher's hand and began pulling him out of the room.
"Don't forget me!" The raven haired girl whimpered.
A sound from the teacher's desk made the three stop and turn around.
A man dressed from head to toe in black stood there. He wore a hood that concealed most of his face in shadow. In his hand was a bloody knife.
The lecher pointed at him. "Oh, my God! It's the bastard that killed Kenny!"
"RUN!" Kagome yelled, pushing Sango and Miroku out into the hall.
The three of them ran for dear life even though the mysterious man was slowly stalking after them the way killers do. Man, those killers are retard.
"We have to warn the others!" The pervert said.
"Well, how do we do that?" Sango asked.
"With the P.A.! Duh!"
The Band of Seven were rummaging through some teacher's desk rather than trying to find a way out.
"Hey...Look at THIS..." Bankotsu purred, holding up an expensive looking necklace. "I bet this will fetch a lot of money on eBay. It's just begging to be sold."
"No." The cross dresser said, taking the necklace from him. "It's begging to be put around my neck."
"Whatever, Jakotsu."
"Testing one, two, three. Can anyone hear me?" A certain pervert's voice came over the P.A. "Hey, I'd like to give a shout out to-"
It sounded like someone got punched, then Sango's voice came on.
"Dumbass, you're supposed to be warning everyone about the killer!" She yelled. "Anyway, there is a killer on the loose. Report to the cafeteria so we can come up with a plan to kick his ass and/or escape. That is all."
Each member of the Band of Seven felt their heart rate increase. Renkotsu's increased so much that he thought he was having a heart attack, but wasn't.
"We have to get to the cafeteria NOW!" Bankotsu commanded, grabbing the material of his two friends' shirts and pulling them out of the classroom.
"Is everyone here?" Kagome asked. "Let me do a head count."
"We're all here, damn it!" The half demon growled at her.
"Okay then. Who has an idea of how to stop the killer?"
Everyone remained silent.
The raven haired girl pouted as she tried to think of a plan, but couldn't come up with one.
Unfortunately, they didn't have anymore time to think. The doors burst open and in walked the deranged psychopath.
"Oh, my God!" Inuyasha screamed. "It's the killer!" He and Koga instantly held each other, sobbing. Well, they weren't actually sobbing. They were just making sobbing sounds.
"What do you want from us?" Sesshomaru asked, sounding more brave than he felt.
The man in black grabbed his hood and slowly pulled it down. Everyone was shocked at what they saw.
"Mr. Miner!" They all cried out, their eyes as wide as saucers.
"Happy Halloween!" Mr. Miner said happily. "It was all a joke. I do this every year to students who get detention. I tell all the teachers and students who stay after for another reason to go home and then I walk around the school with this plastic knife, scaring the crap out of the detention students."
"But...Kenny?" The brunette girl asked, confused.
Miroku nodded. "Sango does have a point. That dead body looked real."
The principal laughed. "It was made by the art team. Oh, and you're all probably wondering about the windows and the doors. I replaced the glass with a stronger type over the weekend and I locked the doors from the outside while you were in the detention room. I had a hard time getting back in."
"So...this was all fake?" The younger brother asked, who had let go of Koga and hid behind Sesshomaru.
"I just told you that! Yes, it was all a joke. You can all go home now. Oh, and since I scared you all so badly, I'll make you a deal. For the rest of this week, you all can do whatever you like and you won't get detention for it. How does that sound?"
The group began celebrating by jumping around or hugging each other. Sango and Miroku even kissed each other out of happiness.
The principal waved them off. "I unlocked the front doors for you, so go on home now. Happy Halloween, kids."
"We're SO out of here!" The half demon ran out of the cafeteria, followed by his friends and his foes.
The two silver haired brothers had just returned home from trick or treating. Sure, they seemed too old for it, but you'd do it, too, right? I mean, if it involves an ass load of free candy, anyone would do it, right?
Inuyasha was dressed as Sephiroth and dear Fluffy was dressed as Protoman.EXE.
"This was a scary Halloween, wasn't it, Fluffy? Inuyasha said, sitting on the floor, then he dumped the contents of his candy bag in between his legs.
"Whatever." The elder brother sat on the couch and dumped his bag out on the coffee table.
"Hey, Sesshy?"
"Hmm?"
"Let's go again!"
"Oh, NO. I'm tired and-" Before he could finish his sentence, Sesshomaru was pulled up and roughly tugged towards the door. "Little brother!"
"Come on, Sesshomaru! It'll be fun!" The younger brother smiled and laughed.
All the elder brother did was sigh as he closed the door behind him.
Sorry I haven't updated in, like, forever! Well, I hope you like it. I very much enjoyed writing it. Oh, and as I said earlier, Happy Halloween!