"Keep Head Erect"

By Minagorishi

Hey, everyone! Sorry it took so long to update...I had a bit of writers block with regards to this story. Gomen ne:Bangs head on wall: Anyhoo...I do not own Furuba. :cries: Enjoy!

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Chapter 6

Drinking Games

"OK, Haru, it's done...Should we call Hatori?" Yuki asked. He and Haru had just finished reworking the Fruits Basket DVDs to make it sound as though they were playing Shigure's favorite drinking game.

"I guess we should, but shouldn't we push the play button first? In case Gure-nii comes, he won't hear us talking to Hatori, and the plot will be in place."

"Good idea, Haru-koi." Yuki said, kissing his boyfriend on the lips. Yuki walked over and pushed the "play" button on the DVD player. "Let the drinking games begin."

"Tori-saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan! You need to drink with us!" Ayame's voice rang out over the speaker system. Yuki cringed. It sounded as though his brother was standing right next to him. 'We did an awesome job with this...' He thought.

"Its perfect. Let's go call Hatori, Yuki." As if on cue, the DVD began playing Hatori's voice at that exact moment. "Sigh, fine, Ayame, I'll play this retarded game with you. Wouldn't you rather play with Shigure, though?"

"No!" the snake's voice replied. "Plus, there are four of us, so we can have plenty of fun! Right, little brother?"

"How did I get dragged into this?" Yuki's recorded voice asked wearily.

"Same way I did." Hatori's voice replied. 'This is creepy.' Yuki and Haru thought. That was when the phone chose to ring. Hatsuharu answered it.

"Moshi-mohsi." He shouted into the phone.

"Haru? What are you doing there?" Shigure asked over the phone.

"Aaya and Hatori invited Yuki and I over to spend the day. We're playing a drinking game right now." Haru slurred his voice slightly so it sounded more convincing. "Why, Sensei?"

"No reason, Haru, just asking. By the way, what game are you playing?"

"Truth or Dare. A little bit childish, I know, but once you're drunk, it's actually quite amusing. Plus, the stupid authoress couldn't think of anything better. I've got to go, Sensei, it's my turn. Bye!" With that, Haru hung up the phone on Shigure and went to call Hatori from his cell.

"What?" Hatori's irritable voice came over the line.

"Yo. Be more polite when you answer the phone, ne? I just spoke to Sensei. He knows we're playing the game. You guys might want to get over here and hide. He'll probably be here soon."

"That works. Thanks, Haru."

"Yeah, whatever, just hurry up. Me and Yuki are creeped out by this track. Later, Hatori."

"Bye." Haru hung up the phone and walked over to where Yuki was sitting. Haru sat down next to him and snuggled into his side.

"Ne, Yuki, I'm bored! Amuse me!" Haru whined.

"Haru, stop acting like a kid, its obnoxious. I wont amuse you if you don't stop." Yuki replied calmly, resisting the urge to jump his koibito. Haru snuggled into him again, and Yuki gave into temptation, catching the slightly younger man's lips in a searing kiss.

"Much better." Haru panted after they broke apart.

"I agree." Came an amused voice from behind them. Yuki and Haru whirled around only to see Shigure standing there armed with a video camera and wicked grin. Thinking quickly, Yuki lashed his legs out, knocking the dog over, as Haru grabbed the camera and broke it. "HEY! THAT'S MY CAMERA! You're buying me a new one, Haa-chan!"

"Not a snowball's chance in hell, you were going to use that to blackmail us! How did you get in here, anyways?" Haru inquired as Yuki got up to go and get ropes so that they could tie Shigure up. 'Stupid Shigure ruining a perfectly good kiss.' He thought angrily, fetching the ropes and walking back to where Haru had an adamant Shigure pinned down so that he couldn't run away.

"I had never really left. I was hiding in the basement the entire time. I heard your plans and everything, and my phone call was just playing along with the scheme of things. You should really be an actor, Haa-chan; you're quite good." Yuki rolled his eyes at the dog's last statement. 'He just keeps getting more and more ridiculous.'

Just as they finally finished tying Shigure up, Hatori and Ayame arrived back to the house. When Haru and Yuki explained what Shigure had done, Hatori got angry, and Aaya cracked up laughing.

"What's so funny, Nii-san?" Yuki asked his elder brother.

"I knew he'd plot something like that! That was SO Gure-san!"

"Shut up, Ayame." Hatori said coldly. Ayame immediately stopped laughing. Hatori sighed dejectedly. "I guess we'll never win against this stupid mutt, huh?"

"Guess so. But you'll keep trying, wont you?" Shigure asked.

"Shigure, if you don't shut up, all four of us are going to beat you senseless!" Haru exclaimed, beginning to turn Black. Shigure shut up...Finally.

END

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Yup! That's it! No more of this fic for me, it was already longer than it should have been. I will be continuing my Harry Potter fic, "Be My God!", which is rather amusing, if you're into Harry Draco pairings. I will also be starting a few new fics soon. Look for them! Ja ne!