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Autopsy
"The scalpel, please, Mr. Palmer." Ducky reached out his hand to accept the instrument.
"I don't think it's going to cut it…" Palmer looked at the pumpkin in front of them
"Nonsense. If it can cut flesh it must be able to cut pumpkin." Ducky reasoned. Jimmy shrugged and handed Ducky the knife.
Happily he stabbed it into the pumpkin, where the blade promptly became stuck.
After a few hard pulled Ducky manged to free the handle.
"Well, it was obviously defective." Ducky wiped his hands on his apron, "Mr. Palmer, you can finish it up." Ducky turned on one heel and went off.
The End