The Vending Machine Adventures

Chapter 3

By: CRASH

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Author's Note: (People really don't need to read this unless they really want to…) Hmm…as I type this up from our happy green notebook of doom, I'm noticing how very different Fade and I write. It's a lot of fun.

We pretty much sit around in school, not paying attention and writing this during classes, passing the notebook between ourselves once we finish a chapter. (One chapter takes anywhere between 3 days and a month to write depending on schoolwork.)

Our readers will probably notice (I don't know if any actually care…) that Fade and I have different representations of ourselves and of the characters from 'Naruto' but that's part of this story.

Our plans for this story are very loose and extremely flexible, we've actually changed a lot of original plans for it.

Gah. Sorry…my idiotic ramblings are boundless. Onward with the story.

Crash

Chapter 3-The Meeting

Crash turned around as she heard someone enter the Ichiraku. She had been telling Naruto that she somehow appeared in his village while buying a snack from a vending machine. Naruto turned around too, and saw a brunette who was wearing an almost identical uniform to the girl next to him.

"Crash?" Fade said her eyes wide with confusion.

"…Fade?" Crash responded.

Naruto stared at the two girls. The newcomer was pretty hot too.

"…Whoa."

Suddenly Fade tackle-hugged Crash, and they were both talking very fast.

"What the hell is going on?" "How did we get here?" After a while their inane chatter stopped and Crash smiled.

"This could possibly be the coolest thing that has ever happened to us." She whispered Fade nodded eagerly. Naruto introduced himself and Fade shook his hand grinning.

"I'm actually supposed to be meeting with my team in…uh…five minutes." Naruto said looking at his watch. "You wanna tag along? Maybe we can ask my sensei what he thinks about all this." At the word 'sensei' the two girls looked at each other really fast. So fast that Naruto was sure that their necks would snap.

"Kakashi." They both gasped.

"You know my sensei?" Naruto asked.

"Uhh…no we don't," Crash said, as Fade looked off like nothing happened. So the three set off, Crash and Fade following a bit behind Naruto.

"Crash…we need to pretend like we have no idea where we are…"Fade whispered. Crash only nodded in agreement. They came up to a bridge, where two people were standing.

"OHAYO Sakura-chan, Sasuke-baka!" Naruto shouted. Fade cringed at the name Sasuke. She despised him. He was the last person she wanted to meet. Sakura and Sasuke looked over and saw Naruto with two girls following.

"Eww" Sakura thought, "What is wrong with their outfits?"

"Naruto, who are they?" Sakura asked, looking the two girls up and down. "They're pretty. They won't be getting MY Sasuke…not with those little short skirts and knee high socks!"

"I'm Crash," she held out her hand to Sasuke, who shook it.

"I'm Uchiha Sasuke." He was surprised at her strong grip.

"And I'm Fade." She shook Sakura's hand with a smile, which Sakura saw as a threat.

"Haruno Sakura." She gritted out.

"I wonder what her problem is…"Fade thought.

"Soo…" Crash said, wondering what to talk about. She noticed Sasuke checking Fade out. "How's your spleen." She finished lamely. They had been waiting at least thirty minutes for Kakashi to show up, and Crash didn't think quoting Jonen Vasquez would help them any.

"What kind of question is that?" Sakura asked with a scowl.

Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and Kakashi appeared in front of them.

"Sorry every one, I had to save a cat from a tree for-"

"You're lying," Crash cut in, before the Genin Trio could. Fade giggled.

"And who are you?" Kakashi looked at the foreign girls. They were staring at him.

"This is Crash and Fade, they sort of appeared here or something." Naruto said.

Kakashi glanced at them. They might as well have had hearts in their eyes and bubbles floating about them with a pastel rainbow background with the way they were looking at him. The brunette was drooling a little.

"Its really him!" Fade thought, "He's so much hotter in real life!"

"So why exactly are you here?" Kakashi asked.

"Umm, we don't know." Crash said trying to look at him without thinking dirty thoughts. "His butt is so nice…"

Regaining here composure and wiping the drool off her face, Fade picked at the end of her skirt.

"We were transported here through a vending machine."

Crash nodded. "I've been thinking about it, and basically what I've come up with so far is that we somehow managed to find a tear in the space-time continuum and ended up here…or that our school is built on some kind of ancient Indian burial ground and we somehow angered the spirits residing there. But the space-time continuum thing makes more sense to me."

Everyone was staring at her blankly as she kept musing about her different theories as to how and why she and Fade where there.

"Crash stop thinking before your head explodes…any way, we have no idea how to get home." Fade sighed, hitting Crash on the head so she would stop speculating.

"You could stay at Sakura-chan's place!" Naruto suggested. Sakura smiled, "Of course! It would be fun!" Inner Sakura was fuming. "NO WAY IN HELL ARE THOSE HUSSIES COMING NEAR MY HOUSE!"

Kakashi sighed. He didn't want these two girls to be his responsibility.

"We'll all go see Tsunade-sama after training." Kakashi turned around and started walking off, and the rest of the group followed along.

"So…no missions or anything today?" Sakura asked.

"Nope. We're gonna do some taijutsu training." Kakashi smiled a bit wickedly.

"He's planning something horrible for them." Crash smiled and poked Fade on the arm. She was smiling too.

"It feels really cool to know exactly what they're thinking," Fade whispered. Crash nodded.

Sasuke frowned. "They're always whispering to each other. I should talk to Kakashi about them later…they could be spies."

"Hey! I'll race you there Crash!" Fade started running off.

"You don't even know where you're going to!" Naruto yelled, running after her, "I'll beat you there!" Laughing Crash followed, grabbing Kakashi and Sasuke by the hands, leaving Sakura standing there with a blood vessel about to pop.

"That evil little slut!" Sakura growled, racing after them.

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