By animeninjaNIPPON
The King of Red Lions spoke to Jabun in a foreign tongue unknown to any of the passengers.
"What are they saying?" Dib asked. Link shrugged.
Zim thought he could pick up some words, but in reality he was way off. "The pigs of WRATH are coming for the PINK MONKEYS!"
"Oo, piggies!" Gir squealed with delight.
Link looked at Zim in confusion and backed as far away from him as possible while still on the boat, which wasn't much in the crowded conditions. Within moments, Jabun's lantern shook over Link's head, dropping Nayru's Pearl into his outstretched hands.
"WAAAOOOW…" Gir murmured in awe.
"Now the curse should be lifted," stated the King of Red Lions.
"CURSE?" Zim repeated. "What do you mean, 'CURSE'?"
"The darkness curse that Ganondorf placed upon the Great Sea," the King explained, slightly amazed that Zim hadn't noticed the perpetual grayness outside.
"So, now can we go home?" Dib asked hopefully.
"What does this look like, The Wizard of OZ?" Gaz snapped.
"This battle is far from over," the King continued. "Now Link has to sail to each of the three triangle islands, which I will mark on his map, and place each pearl in its respective Goddess statue."
"How are you going to mark the maps?" Dib inquired.
Said the King of Red Lions, in the manner of many giant talking heads before it, "That's not important now."
Link once again hoisted the sail and set out with his strange crew to complete their all their missions. As they exited the cave, the sun shone over them brightly to reveal a beautiful blue sky. Link gazed out into the sea ahead, determined to find his sister…
"ZIM! Your stupid robot dog threw up on my pants!"
"Too bad, DIB-MONKEY!"
…And ultimately, to send those oddballs back to wherever it was they came from. Someway, somehow, it was up to Link to see that everything worked out for the best. He decided to hit Ganondorf extra hard for this complication.
"Hey Link, as long as we're here," Dib said as he cleaned the inhuman vomit off his pant legs, "is there anything we can do to help get this done faster?"
Link smiled. Maybe it wouldn't be so bad…
End of part four