Chapter 10: The Physical Exam
It was another average day in the lives of the Host Club members…til tragedy struck…
"Hey Sesshoumaru! Let's compare our heights during the exams!" Shippo said excitedly appearing out of no where to glomp a stoic Sesshoumaru. Bankotsu and Kouga, who stood near by, froze up. Shippo noticed their reaction and looked at them concerned. "What's wrong?"
"There is a mandatory physical exam tomorrow!" said Bankotsu in shock. The rest of the members walked into the back resting room too and wondered why Bankotsu and Kouga looked so serious.
"Of course it's mandatory! It is an annual check up requirement!" said Shippo with an innocent smile.
"Are we talking about the physical exam?" asked Inuyasha with a smirk. "Every year girls line up to see my superb form…" Inuyasha said arrogantly then it occurred to him and everyone looked at Kagome in alarm. She stood their looking pensive.
"This does present a problem…" Kagome said softly. "I guess the cat's out of the bag then…I cant hide these if I'm forced to take off my shirt…" Kagome said gesturing to her chest which appeared flat because of the uniform. Inuyasha looked quite pleased with this turn of events and was already fantasizing Kagome in the female uniform hanging on his arm like girlfriend and boyfriend while all the male students glared at him jealously. He was snapped out of his dream just as fantasy Kagome was about to kiss him by Bankotsu.
"You know milord if Kagome is revealed to be a girl then not only will she not find a reason to come here as much but all the guys in school will be after her…" said Bankotsu manipulatively in Inuyasha's ear.
Kouga appeared on Inuyasha's other side and whispered into his ear. "She is quite attractive…I'm sure any guy would want a GO at her if you catch my drift…" Inuyasha's eyes narrowed in rage.
"No! We must prevent your identity from being revealed at all cost!" Inuyasha proclaimed. Kagome watched, deeply disturbed, as Inuyasha had the rest of the club lined up like the military and was shouting commands at them.
"It's not like I'm some sort of super hero or something…I haven't even been HIDING that I'm a girl…" Kagome said in irritation. Kagome sighed tiredly. "I'll just let them do whatever they want, it's not like anything can be done…"
After the announcement that all Junior A class students need to go to the physical exam Kagome began to get worried. She still wore the male uniform and she prayed that the others had figured out a way to get her out of this mess. Kagome watched as Bankotsu and Kouga removed the tops of their uniform and stood like I candy for the ladies.
Kagome sweat dropped as they began to flirt with each other and the girls squealed in delight at the "brotherly love" in this case "cousin love." Kagome walked around noticing that most people were watching the cousins. Kagome gasped as she bumped into a very scraggily looking man in the doctor coats the other physicians were wearing. Kagome watched curiously as the unshaven nervous looking man looked around anxiously at girls that passed by. Before Kagome could draw any conclusions about this strange character though she was suddenly pulled from behind into one of the changing booths.
Kagome gasped and opened her mouth to scream for help but she was stopped by a smooth husky voice in her ear. "Gotcha…" Inuyasha whispered hugging Kagome to him from behind. Kagome blushed crimson and looked over her shoulder at Inuyasha. "We have a special examining room in the back; the doctor is sworn to secrecy so no one will find out your secret…" Inuyasha said quietly. Kagome felt relief flood over her body and she looked up at Inuyasha in thankfully. Inuyasha winked and released her. He walked out while removing his clothes for his own examination. Kagome sneaked out of the booth while everyone was distracted by Inuyasha and she made her way towards the back.
Kagome entered the room to be greeted by a friendly woman. "Hi! I'm Shiori! You secret is safe with me. Just go get changed over in the booth and come out so we get this over with quickly!" Shiori said happily and pointed to another make shift dressing room. Kagome went into the booth and began to get undressed.
Out side Inuyasha, Bankotsu, and Kouga spotted Miroku who was talking to familiar looking doctors. The three went over to the other three and stare at the doctors suspiciously.
"Uhh…why are Sesshoumaru and Shippo dressed like doctors?" asked Inuyasha very confused. The two said Host Club members looked at him and Shippo grinned behind his fake mustache.
"We are here to make sure the secret-keeping goes along smoothly!" Shippo said joyously. Inuyasha sweat dropped and opened his mouth to say something else when there was a shriek. The six guys all looked around to see a girl pointing at an open window in horror.
"That creepy doctor grabbed me and then jumped out that window when I pushed him away!" the girl who shrieked exclaimed. Miroku, being in charge of over seeing the physical exams nodded and consulted a chart.
"That's right…I knew he wasn't one of OUR doctors. I saw him walking around and I guess I got distracted and didn't report him…" Miroku said seriously.
"You mean you got distracted by some girl's ass?" Inuyasha scoffed. Miroku grinned sheepishly and then frowned.
"That means there is some perverted creep walking around here…" said Miroku. The Host Club members all got worried and ran towards the back of the exam room.
Kagome now removed the under shirt of her uniform and frowned contemplatively. Now the only thing covering her torso was her bra. Kagome heard a swoosh of curtains behind her and wielded around in surprise to see the creepy man she bumped into before.
Kagome opened her mouth and screamed. "Wait! Don't!" The man yelled waving for her to stop. Suddenly a foot came out of no where and kicked the man in the face.
"BUNNY-KICK!" Shippo yelled having kicked the guy to the floor. Kagome sweat dropped and gasped when she felt something wrap around her shoulders she looked up to see Inuyasha wrapping his blaze around her and smiling down at her.
The rest of the members stood around the weak doctor and glared down at him. "Please! Don't hurt me! I'm only looking for my daughter!" he yelled. Inuyasha frowned in confusion and crouched in front of the man.
"Your daughter?" he questioned.
"Yes…me and my wife divorced and I haven't been allowed to see my daughter so I came here to try and catch a glimpse of her. I miss her so much…" The man said weakly. Kagome stared down at him pityingly.
Inuyasha frowned in thought. "By any chance…does she go to a school called Outan High?" asked Inuyasha. The man nodded slowly in confusion. Inuyasha smirked. "That is across town sir, this is Ouran High…Bankotsu! Kouga! Draw him a map to Outan High!" Inuyasha snapped to them. They gave him a flat look and began to write directions on a scratch sheet of paper they found in the makeshift doctors office.
Kagome watched this all in a daze and when the man was gone after expressing his gratitude with many thank you's Kagome looked at Inuyasha curiously. He helped that guy and he wasn't snobby about it…maybe I misjudged him…there rich guys aren't so bad…Kagome smiled and Inuyasha blushed slightly at her stare.
A/N: Im sorry it took me SO LONG to update. I am experiencing MAJOR writers block with this story which is why I am regretfully going to put it on hold. SORRY EVERYONE! Im not giving up on it it just might take me awhile to get back into the swing of things with this story! Ja ne! Danielle