Halo: The New Beasts
Disclaimer: This is a 100 original, and this is a pretty much a parody of halo and another T.V show. Enjoy!
Ted Flinder sighed as he patrolled the damp creek. He took out a cigar, lit it with the primer in his SMG, and he inhaled the smoke. He tossed the burning cigar in the murky creek, and he exhaled smoke, muttering curses. He kicked some mud and pebbles around, until he heard a noise. He quickly turned to the bushes, and he aimed his gun at the area. Suddenly, the bush shook, and there were more noises. They were sharp squeeky noises that kept on coming. Ted, frightened, opened fire. The bullets sped and tore the leaves and the shrubs, but the noise kept on persisting. Suddenly, a big figure came out of the bushes, and it quickly jumped at him, and he fell dead...
Pete read the military newspaper headline that read: MARINE MISSING WHILE PATROLLING. Interested, he read the short article. It said a marine was found dead with no sense of struggle or blood, but had lots of phycological disorders, and internal damage. He died in a creek while patrolling, and the newspaper showed a map of the creek. He tore the map out, and he showed it to sarge. The sarge agreed, and a group of marines including sarge, and Pete, hopped on a Pelican, and set off. The pelican dropped on the same spot, and the marines jumped out. The soldiers quickly looked all over, including the bushes. Suddenly, a triangle appeared on top of the bushes, and a red, baby-like body and face appeared. The marines all yelled in horror, and started firing. "Oh my god, its a teletubby!" Sarge yelled, firing as hard as he can. The teletubies were all killed, blood spilling everywhere."Good work marines," the Sarge said, proudly. They hopped in the pelican, and went back to base to masturbate.