1Howdy there, before I begin I just have to say that Macropodathist1 guessed right about my inspiration for this story and you can read his review for the answer. On with the show!
"Ok, so what's up?" asked Tails
"Amy's been stabbed." said Sonic as he drove his Jag. (He was speeding of course)
"So?"
"Well she swallowed my wallet one time when she was drunk and the knife had better no punctured my wallet."
"Oh, but why would a puncture from the knife matter?"
"Well who wants money with holes in it?"
"Good point, but who is watching the stand?" asked Tails as the car screeched to a stop.
"My god, I forgot about that."
"So what are we going to do?"
"Ok, here's the plan: We take my car, go to the stand. Close the stand, go to the store, get a case of Budweiser. Go to the hospital, pump Amy's stomach, have a nice beer and wait for all this to blow over."
"No that wont work. You wont make any money while the stand is closed and the mob is already on your ass."
"Yea your right. Ok, how about this. We take my car, go to the stand and get Carl to watch it. Than-" said Sonic as he was cut off.
"Who the hell is Carl?" asked Tails
"He runs the Taco stand across the street from my stand."
"But don't you run a taco stand?"
"No, I sell tortillas, not Tacos. In retrospect thats not such a good idea but I stand by my principles."
"Which are?"
"Uh, live fast, marry early and die young."
"Sounds about right."
"Now, onto the plan. Take my car and go to the stand. Get Carl to watch the stand. Go to the store, grab a case of Budweiser. Head to the hospital, pump Amy's stomach. Have a nice beer and wait for all this to blow over."
"All what to blow over?"
"You know, the pumping."
"I see. To the stand!" Said Tails as they hurried back to start the plan. They did and the plan went off without a hitch. We now join our heroes at the hospital.
"I can't believe this!" shouted Sonic
"What?" asked Tails
"My wallet has a hole in it!" shouted Sonic as he held up his wallet missing one knife sized chunk.
"How's Amy?"
"I don't know. Does it really matter, she freaking broke my wallet!"
"No actually the stabber did."
"Well than its payback time!" said Sonic punching his hand.
"So what are you going to do?"
"Well normally I would go to the mob but they want to kill me. So I have no freaking clue."
"How about you stop saying well whenever you talk."
"Fine. Now to go sell some tortillas!" (Dramatic music!)
Not spectacular chapter I know, but hey, yea.