"What the hell? Where is the freaking taco?" asked an idiot tortilla buyer.

"I don't sell tacos, I sell tortillas." stated Sonic

"Well I'm not paying for this so ha." said the guy throwing it in Sonic's face and running away.

"Yea you better run you idiot. Now, Tails, how do I get this guy back?"

"Well you don't know who he is and he has a knife, so I'd say your better off staying here." advised Tails

"Good point. But now I have to dodge the mob. How do I go about doing that?"

"How the fuck would I know? I'm fucking 8-12 years old.

"You mean you don't even know your age?"

"Its hard to keep track of. Damn Sega."

"Yea."

"But you should hide out man."

"I thought you just said you didn't know what to do."

"Well I lied."

"Besides, hiding is for pansies. I need to take out Big Shads. Than I shall need not worry."

"What? Dude you're a tortillas salesman, not a knight in tortilla armor."

"I did do that once though."

"Oh yea, that was hilarious. Than I pissed on you and the tortillas absorbed it somehow."

"Dude, I ate those tortillas when I was done. You bastard!"

"Still funny. Than we threw you in a ditch the next day."

"Oh yea, its still broken."

"What is?"

"You know."

"Man that sucks."

"Yea. Hey wait, what the hell is that!" screamed Sonic pointing down the street at a portal."

"You mean the portal with the Time Splitters in it?"

"No, the green one. Time Splitters always come here, they are my main source of sales." He said as figures emerged from the green portal. They looked like idiots but everyone looks like an idiot so that doesn't really help. But really though, one was a fox and the other one was an echidna.

"Dude."

"Cool, but a 50 foot robot would have been better."

"Yea."

"So you want to ski-dawdle?"

"Yea, lets bounce dog."

"Shut up." said Sonic getting in his car and driving off.

"Fuck!" yelled the fox as he saw Sonic take off. "Now what?"

"We could follow him." Said the echidna

"Fine." he said as they started running.

In the car:

"Who the hell were they?" asked Tails

"I don't know, the mob must be getting help from other dimensions, and such." said Sonic

"Yes, and such. Wait, how can they do that, Shadow is their leader and he is an idiot."

"True, true. But it could have been a number of other people considering all the useless characters in my games. Shadow being one of them."

"No that cant be it, everyone in your games is an idiot except me and Robotnik. And Robotnik died of three consecutive paper cuts and a shotgun to the head."

"Yar."

"Yar what?"

"Yar shut up. Thats what."

Hey guys. If you think this should be M say so please. Im taking a page out of my friends book and staying on the safe side. So tell me if I should.