"Ok, so what is the plan?" asked Sonic

"Well we don't have time for another Shaun of the Dead rip-off so maybe you should buy a gun." advised Tails

"Yea, lets face it, if Shadow has an upcoming game with guns in it, what the hell would bouncing on him do?" asked Sonic

"Get you shot, two seconds after jumping."

"Yea sounds about right."

"Turn right here, I know a good black market. They have a red dot sale. Anything with a red dot on it is half price."

"They watch Seinfeld huh?"

"Yea, can't blame them. Anyway, they have guns of all type, sold illegally of course."

"Why?"

"Well A. Illegal things are appealing and B. There isn't enough time in this story for you to get a license."

"I see. Hey look at this, the fourth wall died." said Sonic reading the obituaries in the paper.

"He did have a lot of shots taken at him, about time he died."

"Yea, is this the place?" asked Sonic as he pulled into the Black Market.

"Tis, use the drive through, no time to spare." said Tails as Sonic pulled to the first window.

"Welcome to the Black Market, can I take your order?" asked a pimply teenager.

"Uh, yea. I'll take a 12-gauge shotgun. Tails you want anything?" asked Sonic

"I'll have an Uzi." Said Tails

"Ok thats one 12-gauge shotgun and one Uzi. Do you want extra ammo, only four more dollars?" asked the teenager.

"Four dollars! This isn't Disney Land, you can charge fair prices!" yelled Sonic

"I don't set the prices, I take orders." said the teenager.

"Fine, fine. I hope you choke on a hotdog or something." said Sonic as he paid.

"Please pull up to the next window sir." said the teenager.

"Yea I know the drill." said Sonic driving up.

"Here you go." said the drone at the next window, giving Sonic the bag.

"End yourself." said Sonic driving away.

"Let me see my gun." squealed Tails, reaching for the bag. "Where is the extra ammo?" asked Tails as he tried to load his gun.

"You mean its not in there?" Asked Sonic looking in the bag himself. "That jack-ass, he didn't put the ammo in there. And worse, I paid four bucks for it. "

"Well I'm not going back there, too many bad memories." said Tails

"Like what?"

"Like the time when you ordered extra ammo and they didn't give it to you."

"Oh yea, I still hate them for that. Wait didn't that happen just a couple minutes ago?"

"No."

"Oh yea. But how will we kill Big Shads with guns and no ammo?"

"I don't know. Look out!" shouted Tails as Sonic ran into someone.

"Who did we hit?" asked Sonic as Tails got out to take a look.

"Looks like those guys from the portal. Both dead."

"Oh thank God. I thought it was someone who could sue me. Lets dump the bodies."

"Nah, I have a better idea." said Tails as he whispered to Sonic in a way that the audience couldn't here him.

Yea, next chapter it becomes M. Not this chapter because I want one last chance to attract new readers. Thats the problem with comedy stories, noone reads them.