1"Wow, this place sure is dull." said Sonic as they were walking around the colony.

"What do you expect, we are in space. Everything is either gray, or glowing with computer such. Why do you think all those space ships failed? People got bored and blew themselves up." said Tails

"Well I guess that makes sense. Oh, turn right here." said Sonic as he veered to the right. (Obviously)

"How would you know?"

"I have a sixth sense about things..."

"Like seeing dead people?" interrupted Tails.

"No, like finding Shadow and other things crucial to the plot." explained Sonic

"I see."

"And you damn well better see. Or else."

"Or else what?"

"Bad things, very bad things." (Don't know if I already used that joke.)

"Like?"

"Cancer. Yea, I went there."

"You bastard."

"Shut up, this is Shadow's room." said Sonic as he stopped near a door.

"How do you know?"

"Just a hunch, idiot." explained Sonic motioning to a sign on the door that read "Shadow's room."

"End yourself."

"Whatever. Ok, the plan is to kick down the door, guns 'a blazing and shoot everything that lives."

"Except each other."

"Right. Ok, 1, 2, 3!" he shouted as he kicked down the door, with bullets blasting in every direction. After five minutes of straight shooting, they realized that noone was in the room.

"Where the hell is he?" asked Tails looking pissed.

"Well what time is it?"

"12:00 PM."

"No, in the space time zone."

"Oh, 12:01 PM."

"Right," said Sonic "must be at lunch."

"To the cafeteria!" shouted Tails as they sped off.

"Ok, if he's not in here, I'm going home." said Sonic opening the door, to see everyone sitting at the "Cool" table. Well, everyone except Shadow.

"Ha, Shadow's not cool. Take that inflated ego." said Tails as Shadow started to cry. "Come on, let's put this bitch on ice." he said loading his gun.

"Yar, I got this one. He is too much of a blatant copy of me to be killed by you." said Sonic pulling out a rocket launcher. (He kept it where ever he keeps his rings.)

"Um, who the hell are you guys?" asked Shadow after staring at them for 5 minutes.

"Uh, hey, look over there!" shouted Sonic while pointing behind Shadow. Once his back was turned, Sonic fired the rocket into the back of Shadow's head. And, well, I think you know what happened to our little black hedgehog. And if you don't know, go kill yourself.

"Oh my god!" shouted Gerald Robotnik at the "Cool" table.

"Uh...die." said Tails as he unloaded his AK-47 at everyone else. "Let's bounce!"

"What?"

"You know, bounce."

"You lost me."

"Let's leave."

"Oh, I see."

"Let's just find the car."

"No need, I have a code!" shouted Sonic as he put in the code into Tails' controller. "Get in." he said as the car appeared.

"Fine." agreed Tails putting in the settings. "To the future!" he said as they sped up and left. They appeared in front of the tortilla stand, (OMG plot hole.) to see it in chaos!

Chaos? Cliff-hanger alert! Anyway, if you haven't seen the movie "The Island" than I pity you. Go see it, now! Wait, review first, than go. BTW, I'm tired as hell now, so don't tell me about any spelling or grammar errors.