"What the hell happened!" shouted Sonic as he saw the tortilla stand (among other things) burning to the ground.

"I don't know. It had to be linked to Shadow's death. I got it, all the fan-boys are lashing out because they don't have a furry animal to worship." stated Tails

"What about the Easter bunny?" asked Sonic

"He's fake."

"Lies!"

"Whatever, but hey, now your not in debt to the mob."

"Hey your right. But shouldn't we save the world from the fan-boys? After all, they did burn down my tortilla stand. And it's either that or watch MTV."

"Oh god, not MTV! Let's kick some goth ass!" said Tails throwing a Molotov Cocktail into a crowd of rioting fan-boys. The explosion sent bodies everywhere and blew a hole in the street.

"Nice, but we have to stop these guys at the source."

"The president isn't a fan-boy is he?"

"No, I meant Earth. We shall kill planet Earth."

"Isn't that scheme a little half baked?"

"Maybe but if we can eliminate Earth, we can kill all the fan-boys."

"No that plan won't work. I say we get in a bunker and blow up a nuke eliminating everyone on the planet. Except a few choice people to ah, re-populate the planet. Heh heh."

"Tails buddy, I honestly don't think you have it in you to re-populate a planet."

"Your right. But what are we going to do?"

"Well there are obviously to many of them to fight head on. Damn Shadow, having such a big fan base. If we are going to take them out, we are going to need an army. How many survivors do you think are left?"

"Survivors? No one is dead because of this. Besides Shadow of course."

"Non-fan-boys I mean."

"Oh, well I'd reckon a couple thousand."

"Right, well we have to rally them up enough to kill the fan-boys an take this place back. So you know what time it is?"

"No, and why should I?"

"Don't know, but it's time to make posters. To A.C. More!" screamed Sonic running off.

"Wait you idiot, we have a car!"

"Oh yea. What was I thinking?" said Sonic as he ran back.

"Something stupid obviously. But what would posters do?" asked Tails as he climbed into the car.

"They would spread the word of the anti-fan-boy army. And who doesn't love looking at bright colors on a poster?" asked Sonic as he got in and the car sped off.

"Not me, no sir."

"Damn straight. Ah, here it is. Let's just get in, grab a poster, and get out." said Sonic as they pulled into the parking lot of A.C. More. (Which was on fire by the way.)

(3 seconds later)

"Wow that was fast." said Tails as they pulled out of the parking lot with a poster and a pack of markers.

"Well duh, I am the world's fastest hedgehog after all. Now, what to write on the poster?" wondered Sonic as he took out the art supplies.

"How about 'Join this army against fan-boys and get a free hat. Meet us at the tortilla stand for info.'?"

"Yea, that'll work. Where should we put it?"

"Uh, I got it! I know a cheat to get this thing to be plastered all over the sky. Give me the controller." said Tails as he got the controller from Sonic. "A, B, B, A, Start. There we go. Now we just wait at the tortilla stand."

"But isn' it on fire?"

"Doesn't mean we can't stand in front of it."

"Right."

Ok, I know this wasn't the funniest chapter, but it really moved the plot along. In a way. And such.