"Wow, I really expected a better turn out." said Tails looking in front of the stand.
"What do you mean, we have 3 people?" asked Sonic
"Yea, but one is dead, one is on fire, and the other is George Bush."
"No, the last one is a hobo."
"Oh, I always get those confused. But what are we going to do with a hobo?"
"Well I have a plan. Oi, hobo!" called Sonic
"Ai?" asked the hobo.
"You have any syringes?"
"Loads. But they are all out of happy juice."
"Start cracking them up into pieces of glass." commanded Sonic as the hobo smashed.
"What will that do?" asked Tails
"You'll see, oh you'll see."
"Tell me!"
"You just leave that to me."
"Your not making any sense."
"And your stealing a Family Guy joke."
"Damn."
"Yea."
"Finished, now give me my ham!" called the hobo.
"Screw you, it's my ham now." said Sonic
"When did you get his ham?" asked Tails
"Before the chapter started."
"Oh."
"What do you want me to do with all the glass?" asked the hobo. (Who shall now be called Action Jackson. AJ for short.)
"Take this gun and commandeer a blimp. When I give you the signal, drop all the glass so it blankets the streets."
"What now?"
"Steal a blimp and dump the glass."
"Oh. Right, but I better get my ham!"
"You'll get your ham. Now get going."
"Fine." said AJ as he skipped away.
"What do we do?" asked Tails
"Well first, we need a Lincoln Park CD. Too HOT TOPIC!" screamed Sonic
"Better bring the guns." said Tails.
One Uneventful trip later:
"I really expected to kill something." said Tails as they drove back.
"Me too. Guess we were lucky." said Sonic
"Yea, but what do we do with the CD?"
"Oh thats easy. We go to the radio station and play the music. That will make the fan-boys consider suicide. And with the glass dropping, it will be easy for them. Thus ending our problem."
"Genius. But wouldn't the radio station be filled with fan-boys?"
"For plot device it will. You always have to have a big fight at the end of a story."
"True."
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