"I expected a lot of fan-boys, but I mean, come on. There are a million of them." said Sonic looking at all the fan-boys surrounding the station.

"The author must hate you." said Tails

"Yea. Oh well, let's go." said Sonic cocking his shot gun, which he had for some reason.

"Wait, we need a plan. We would get killed by the mobs if we just ran in."

"Fine, want to do it Shaun of the Dead style?" asked Sonic

"Could we?"

"Fine. You want the cricket bat, or the shovel?"

"The shovel." said Tails taking his gardening tool, only this time, no gardening was to be done.

"Ok, let's just bash them on the head, and get on with it." said Sonic as he ran into the hoard of fan-boys.

"Let's do it!" cheered Tails as he joined Sonic.

They started bashing heads and breaking skulls as soon as they met the mob. Left and right, people were dying, which is something very different than what you would expect from Sonic. But anyway, people were dying, but the mob started to overwhelm our heroes.

"God damn it! How many fans does this guys have?" shouted Sonic as he killed rabid fan-boys.

"I can't believe your surprised!" said Tails as brains splattered all over him. (A shovel can do that now-a-days)

"Ah fuck this, I'm using a shot gun!" said Sonic as he took out this 12-gauge.

"Yea this isn't working, but I'll stick to my six shooters." said Tails as he wielded the dual pistols.

They demolished the fan-boys in their way until they reached the door. Many were still alive and they weren't giving up.

"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" shouted Tails "THAT BASTARD BIT ME!"

"Why the fuck did he bite you? He's not even a zombie!"

"I have no idea!"

"Come on, the door is right there!"

"I can't walk, he bit my leg!"

"Your such a fucking idiot, you can fly dumb ass!" said Sonic as he blew the head of another one.

"Well than why didn't I fly us over the crowd?"

"Because we don't think things through! Now just fly through the door, I'll hold them off."

Tails didn't hesitate at all to leave his friend behind and save himself, just like a true American. He even barricaded the door shut, so if Sonic wanted to get in, he would have to do the secret knock, or say the password. (The password is monkey) But Sonic had forgotten the secret knock, so they are in for some real hilarious times, next chapter.

So, another chapter bites the dust. Might rewrite and replace it, but for now it's good.