"Where the hell is he?" Tails asked himself looking around. His leg was too hurt to move anywhere and he was to tired from the blood loss to use his tails. Suddenly he heard a huge explosion coming from outside, seconds later another hit the door. "What the fuck!" he asked as the smoke cleared.

"It's a grenade dumbass." said Sonic as he strolled in.

"Where'd you get that?" asked Tails about the grenade launcher

"Knicked it off a dead fan-boy. Come on, let's get to the control room." he said

"Didn't you read the opening paragraph? I can't walk or fly. Hell, I can barely move."

"Fine, I'll carry you if you want to be a little bitch like that."

"Bitch! I'd like to see you take getting bitten by a rapid fan-boy in stride."

"Oh, I'm playing the world's smallest violin Tails." said Sonic motioning playing a violin with his fingers.

"Oh, now was that really necessary?" asked Tails

"What? The violin?"

"No, the author explaining the little gesture. It was such a waste of words."

"True, now we have to get going. Just do your best to shoot people from my back ok?" asked Sonic as he put Tails on his back.

"Whatever."

"Those damn emo fan-boys are getting to you." he said as they started up the stairs. After about 5 minutes or so of walking through the dank halls of a radio station, our heroes stopped for a break.

"God damn Tails, since when are you so heavy?"

"Heavy? I weigh 15 pounds."

"And I weigh about 5. And another thing, why aren't you dead yet? My quills should've punctured your heart."

"Wait, you were planning my death?" asked Tails eyeing his gun.

"Um, no."

"Yes, you were you bastard. DIE BITCH!" shouted Tails as he grabbed his gun and shot Sonic in the head. "Oh fuck." whispered Tails dropping his gun. "How am I going to get out of here?" As he pondered he heard one thing, the fan-boys coming through the door that Sonic blew a hole through. "Fuck-a-doodle-do!" he shouted as the fan-boys started running up the stairs. The next scene has been spoken about many times before, so much that the details have changed but here is the correct version.

"BOOM HEAD SHOT!" Tails shouted as he (Obviously) got a head shot on a fan-boy, but they started coming in huge swarms and he had to save the last 3 grenades in Sonic's grenade launcher for the right time. And believe me, he will need those grenades. Why? Because of the hard where store near by.

"What the hell is that?" he asked himself as he heard a buzzing noise. "Shit, it's a fucking chain-saw." Just than 5 chain-saw wielding, covered in metal sheets fan-boys ran up the stairs. Tails tried the shoot them will bullets but they just bounced off the metal sheets. "Grenade time." Tails said to himself but it was too late. The chainsaw fan-boys were too close, if he used a grenade, he would die to. One of them raised the saw over their head.

"Fission mailed..." Tails whispered and it was all over from there.

"Woah!" shouted Tails jerking away from dream land. "Must've fallen asleep sitting here. Now where the hell is Sonic?"

Just think of that whole thing as an alternate ending, ok?

Now, I would just like to let you all know that this story is dedicated to Kelsey. She has been a great friend to me over the past 2 years that I have known her for, and know these coming years will be just as fun. It will be harder to stay in touch, but we will still talk. She is also one of my best friends. She was even around when I wrote my first story. But that got deleted, than the next 5 got deleted but she cheered me up when I looked at the numbers.

But yea, the next one or two chapters are the last ones, enjoy this while you can.