The Name of the Man/Girl
SIRIUS: Moony, old pal
We've seen
your face
We know a girl stole your heart
Lately your mind's
In outer space
Now, look, you're starting to smart
HERMIONE:
It's not an impossible task
To see why you're glowing
Obviously,
you have fallen in love
'Cause your grin now keeps growing
MEN:
So we wanna know
What's the name of the girl?
Why is this such
a big secret?
GIRLS: What's the name of the man?
What is he
like? When have you met?
MEN: Tell us please 'cause we have to know
GIRLS: Until you tell us, we won't let you go
TONKS: I'm in love with him
REMUS: I'm in love with her
TONKS: He's a real nice guy
REMUS: She is such a lovely girl
TONKS: But I can't tell him
REMUS: She won't understand
GIRLS: So tell us instead
MEN: Maybe we can lend a hand
BOTH:
We can set you two up
So we wanna know
GIRLS:The name of the guy
HERMIONE: I'm sure that it's not a big deal
Why is
this such a big secret?
SIRIUS: She may feel the same way you
feel
You don't know for sure
MEN: What's the name of the girl?
HERMIONE: You can't keep this from us all your life
What
is he like? When have you met?
GIRLS: Tell us please 'cause we have to know
MEN: Until you tell us, we won't let you go
REMUS: She makes my heart stop
TONKS: He makes my knees weak
REMUS: She makes my jaw drop
TONKS: He makes me stammer like a freak
REMUS: She's so beautiful
TONKS: Oh, he looks so fine
REMUS: But I'd be a fool
TONKS: If I thought he could be mine
BOTH: We can set you two up
So
we wanna know
Oh, yes, we wanna know
The name of the
man/girl
As both groups sing this, they wander into the kitchen without noticing each other. Suddenly, Tonks and Remus bump into each other and both of them turn fire-engine red. The two groups stop singing and everyone runs off somewhere, except for Remus and Tonks who gaze at each other, looking completely puzzled.
OK, I hope the ending wasn't too lame. Review please: I'm interested in how you like the song.