Ok, I should update others, but this was stuck in my head . . . Be Nice!

(Rated T in case)

Description: Roy is all of our fav. play boy and ladies man (well most of us). But what other HagaRen Character is a ladies man? Hohenheim, also known as "Hikari no Hohenheim". What would have happened if Ed's daddy stayed in Rizanbul a little longer when Roy, Riza, and the others come to try and catch Ed? I'd say a bunch of mischievous planning to get a couple or two to officially become a couple. but which one? Spoilers: yes, and happens about in episode 4045? I think. around the area that we see Hohenheim for the first time. (Sorry! very very OOC!)

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It was late, and Roy wasn't given any reports of military personals arriving at the train station yet. He just wanted to thin Ed and Al was safe, for now.

Ding-Dong-Dang-Dong!

It just turned midnight, and everyone was asleep upstairs, except Roy, Riza, and Hohenheim. They all had a sip of wine, but Roy and Hohenheim could handle it, but it looked like Riza was a little "light", gazing into Roy's eyes.

"So, Hohenheim, do you have any idea Ed seems to hate you and me?" The Much older Alchemist let out a laugh.

"Who knows. He hates me because I left him, his brother, and Trisha, my beloved wife. But I have no idea he hates you, Corneal."

"Just called me Roy." Riza was a little light headed but was still in military mode, in some ways, about say something. "As for you, Riza, you to can call me as Roy, It's after hours, by the way."

"'Kay Roy!" she said very vibrantly, for the first time in ages Roy has seen her.

"Well, in my theory, he's just jealous." Roy said, very simply.

"As in?"

"Height, looks, and for being such ladies men," they all laughed, even Riza giggled.

"You might be quite right. I think its the fatherly thing to help him then." suggested Hohenheim, half joking, half serious.

"You know what? That might not be a bad idea! I'll help, if I can. It's about time he gets himself a girlfriend to mellow him out!"

"Well, I think he doesn't need help on the looks part. If he was taller, ten years older, with a better attitude, I wouldn't mind dating him! He's quite hot, honestly." Riza suggested. Not seen by her, but a black haired man sitting in front of her looked at her, feeling a bit jealous.

"First, how do we make him taller?" (A/N: originally, I was going to make Ed grow tall by having him stand in a transmutation circle, with milk . . . but I just read "Teen Angst" . . . and that idea was taken . . . if I use the idea, it be plagiarism . . .)

"There is a way to make that happen, which out using equivalent exchange . . ." The tall blonde man pondered.

"Ok, that's the only main problem. Now, here is what we are going to do . . ."

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The other two fell asleep on the couch in the living room. He was alone now, and wanted go "home" for a second to see if he can find anything in the ashes of his home. There was the only place he could call home, and a better place to think.

Roy, Riza, and himself formulated a plan to make Ed's life a more romantic life, but he had a master plan to use that to end all of most of their problems.

"Equivalent Exchange"

He knew it was not really the truth, but was the key to it.

He was often called "Hohenheim of light", but in reality, that was not true. In his Entire life, he seemed to have only created darkness that created more darkness. He regretted his past, except for falling in love with Trisha. So before he died, he wanted to make up for what he had done.

Peering through the remains of the house, he say a half melted frame. The glass and the genuine crystals (A/N: ok ok, the picture frame in the anime is not in a crystal one, but it is in my fic, ok?) had helped preserve the picture frame being totally destroyed. Using alchemy, he restored to frame and the picture in it, carrying it back to the Rockbells. He now knew what he was going to do to reverse it all.

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Yeah Yeah. It's short, but I thought it was the right time to stop. So, what's up with this story? Like I said in one of my other HagaRen fics, I HATE UNHAPPY ENDINGS! so just making happy ok?

ok,RxR and good night!