A/N: Yes...the story is the same...it's just had the spelling corrected and the breaks are a little more clearer. BUT here are the bonus features that go along with my original fanfiction. If these aren't allowed either, I'm just taking the story off the site. The webmasters should make it clear as to what is and what is not allowed.

SoundTrack

To Listen to While Reading

"Pirates of the Haunted Mansion"

"Pirates of the Caribbean Soundtrack"

"Sweet Home Alabama"

by Lynyrd Skynyrd

"Redneck Woman"

by Gretchen Wilson

"When the Saint's Go Marchin In"

As performed by the Persevation Hall Jazz Band

"Careless Love"

As performed by the Preservation Hall Jazz Band

Anything by Louis Armstrong

"Disney's The Haunted Mansion Soundtrack"

Alternative Ending 1

Jack and Stacey's Honeymoon

"Righ'! Well, I guess I don't need this anymore!" she said pulling the business card out of her cleavage satisfied Jack licked his lips in desire. But just as she was about to throw it over the edge, Jack grabbed her wrist, and took the card from her. Seeing a plan in his eye, Stacey just smiled as Jack said looking at the card,

"Milady? Who do you think you are to presume that you can come back to the past, take my hat and throw away the only life you ever knew, for a rouge pirate captain who'd give his very life for you and ravage your naked body senseless every night and maybe twice during the day on Sundays?" Figuring out that he had just told her he loved her, Stacey stepped forward with her hands on her hips and looked up at him and said defiantly,

"A woman who not only will love ya till the day she dies and let ya ravage her naked body senseless every nigh' and maybe three times on Sundays...but a woman wondering whatca gonna do about it?" Tossing the business card over the balcony, Jack pulled her to him and kissed her with all the pent up passion he had been holding in since he met the woman. She wrapped her arms around his neck, her hands getting tangled in that mess of brown seaweed he called his hair returning the kiss for all she was worth as the red sun set behind them.

Later, that red sky was replaced with with a deep navy with a few stars thrown in for color. And on the deck of the Black Pearl, a beautiful black pirate woman named Anamaria walked up to the first mate Mr. Joshamee Gibbs. He was barrelchested and older, with large graying muttonchops on the side of his red face.

"How blasted long does it take to return from offshore?" she spat glaring out over the hidden bay.

"Depends on if you partake in wine, women, or a runabout with the Royal Navy knowin' Jack." Gibbs replied in a heavy Scottish brouge. Just then, they heard a familiar whistle on the wind.

"There he be!" sighed Gibbs in relief.

"Bout bloody time!" said Anamaria ready to give him a piece of her mind. But the crew waiting on deck were in for quite a surprise. For when Jack came up the gangplank of the hidden dock in the hidden bay, he had in his arms a beautiful young woman holding a small black dog. And he was smiling madly like an idiot.

"Evening Gents...and Ana... This is my Stacey." he said as if he brought a woman on board every day.

"Hey ya'll!" replied his compainion with a quick wave and a stranger accent.

"Uh...Jack?...What goes?" asked Gibbs.

"What? Haven't you ever seen a pirate return to his ship after an indiscribable adventure involving time travel, the undead and gypsy curses with the woman from the future he met and fell madly in love with, but didn't think he could have her until she gave up her world to be with him, giving him no choice but to commandeer the minister from the wedding of the Turners and marry this feisty wench and make her his own?" Jack rambled off as the woman Stacey smiled at him.

"Uh..." went Gibbs trying to follow what he said.

"Thought as much. Ana Luv, be an angel and take Master Murray and keep him the night won't you? Mrs. Sparrow and I are not to be disturbed Savvy?" said Jack stepping forward to allow Stacey to deposit Murray into Anamaria's arms.

"What's a Murray?" asked Ana as Murray immediately barked in recognition of his name.

"We sail out tomorrow night! Leave two guards and you can go into town!" yelled Jack as his crew chewed and rushed off the ship.

"But Jack!" protested Gibbs stopping Jack from moving across deck to his cabin.

"Gibbs, ye'd better get use to having Stacey around. She's stayin' aboard to be a pirate's wife and give birth to little treasure snipes, Savvy?" said Jack before ending the conversation and heading into his...or rather...their cabin. Stacey gasped at the immaulate four poster bed bolted down to the floor and the moonlight cascading into the room by the wall of bay windows.

"Oh I could so get use to this!" exclaimed Stacey as Jack kicked the door closed behind them and crossed the room to deposit her on the bed.

"You'd better!" Jack said leaning in for a hungry kiss. When he started to trail his kisses down her neck, she said,

"You know I always wanted to get married at sunset. And that red one was just perfect!" Jack pulled away to smile down at her,

"Well you know what they say Luv. Red in the morning, Sailor take warning...Red at night...Sailor's delight!" And with that Jack and Stacey kissed again, begininning to get lost in each other.

An image of Jack and Stacey could be seen in the green crystal ball until it faded away to Madame Leota who chanted in rhyme,

"Angels in heaven together at last, the tale is well ended for those who have pasted. Love endures all, no reason no rhyme. It lasts forever and forever all time!"...