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Max and Alec had convinced Normal to let them take Jack with them on their runs, but it was sort of hard carrying Jack around in a little seat attached to their backs like a knap-sack. Jack, on the other hand, was having the time of his life. He clapped his hands and gurgled with delight as he took rides with his parents, sometimes pulling on their hair. Luckily for Max and Alec, every time they delivered a package, the person took one look at Jack, crooned, and gave them each a nice tip.

The next obstacle they had to overcome was…

Max's pager erupted into its familiar song and Max didn't even have to check it to know who it was. She had been dreading this encounter ever since Lydecker left Jack with them. Alec, however, was looking forward to it. He couldn't wait to see his expression when they told him.

"Don't look so happy or I'll get Jack to poke your eyes again," Max warned and his grin quickly disappeared. He looked over at his son a little fearfully and saw that Jack had an evil little grin on his face, so much like the one Alec usually wore.

Except I don't go around poking people's eyes out, he thought. They were still a little bloodshot from that morning.

Max and Alec returned to Jam Pony to return their bikes for the day and said goodbye to an almost comatose Normal, who just stared at them blankly. Max sighed as her pager beeped again.

"Let's go," she said to Alec.

Logan sat at his computer desk sorting through some files when he heard Max's voice.

"Alec, would you grow up?" she said irritably. "Hold him while I find a diaper."

"Why do I have to hold him?" Alec asked. "And how many times does he have to poop a day anyway? He's like a fricking pooping machine."

"Alec!" Max yelled exasperatedly.

"Alright, fine. Just hurry up though, huh? And you change him this time. Let's see if you get peed on," he said.

Jack's hazel eyes filled with tears as he squirmed to show he was uncomfortable and Alec's eyes widened in horror.

"I need to buy ear plugs," he said, before Jack let out an ear-splitting wail and started crying.

"Max, what's going on?" Logan asked, stopping short as soon as he saw the trio. The shuffling Max, the cringing Alec, and the crying…

"Babysitting?" Logan asked. "Whose kid is it?"

The look on Max's face was priceless, and if Alec wasn't holding a shrieking baby, he would have laughed his head off.

"See Logan, that's the thing," Max said carefully, finally pulling out a diaper and shoving it at Alec with a glare that stopped him from protesting. "We're not exactly babysitting."

"Then what are you doing, exactly?" Logan asked. Alec snorted as he walked toward the bathroom with Jack.

This guy is so thick.

"See, uh Logan, Jack is… ours," Max said. Logan's face was filled with puzzlement.

"Jack's my kid?" he asked and Max stared at him in disbelief. Alec, still being able to hear them from the bathroom, convulsed with silent laughter as he took off Jack's old diaper. Luckily Alec caught the concentrated look on Jack's face this time and quickly yanked one of Logan's towels off a hook to soak up the spray. Jack started gurgling with laughter after that, seeing his father frantically trying to remember how to do up a diaper.

"No Logan," Max said. "Ours as in mine and Alec's. Together." She saw the look on his face and added hastily, "We didn't have it the natural way, Logan. Me and Alec never… you know."

Successfully finishing the task of putting Jack's diaper on, Alec picked him up and decided to stir things up.

"Oh, come on honey. We don't have to lie," he said with a cheeky grin, and Max glared at him promising payback.

"Lydecker just showed up last night at my apartment with a baby he said was ours by mixing our DNA," Max explained. Seeing as Logan hadn't said anything yet, she asked, "Logan?"

"Let me get this straight," Logan said after a moment. "Lydecker showed up at your apartment with a kid. And the baby's yours and… Alec's. It was created by mixing your DNA so it's your transgenic baby."

"Got it in one, Sherlock," Alec said.

They both watched as Logan's shocked face changed, his eyes rolled to the back of his head, and he fainted.

"Heheh. Well, that was an interesting development I hadn't counted on. I've only thought about the ones where he chases me around with a club, throws me out of one of his big windows, or gets one of his Eyes Only operatives to assassinate me," Alec commented and Max shot him a dirty look, moving to lift Logan up and move him to the couch.

"Hey Jack, look at the funny guy who fainted," Alec said to his son. Alec pointed a finger towards Logan and Jack followed his gaze. The baby then burst out in a high-pitched gurgling sound that Alec took as laughter.

"He's the big Eyes Only who wants to save the world," he explained to Jack, and Jack stuck out his little baby tongue.

"Hey Max," Alec called to her. "Our kid's smart. He knows an idiot when he sees one."

Max shot him another glare as she went to the kitchen to get Logan some water.

"Then he should be able to see the one whose currently holding him," she shot at him.

"Yeah," Alec said laughing. "He probably c – " He stopped short. "Wait, that's me."

Jack smacked his pudgy hands over his eyes shaking his little head.

"Max, how old do you think he is anyway?" Alec asked. "Lydecker never told us."

"I don't know," Max answered, coming back with a glass of water in her hand. "Maybe around 5 months. He should be walking soon. Back at Manticore everyone started walking in around 6 months."

Logan was starting to come to.

"Max… Alec… Baby," he mumbled.

"Yeah, that's right," Alec said, not able to resist another trick on Logan. "Max never told you she was pregnant after the whole breeding thing? Well, don't blame her. We had to follow orders or PMSing Renfro would have put us through hell."

That knocked Logan right out again.

Max stood up and took Jack from Alec's arms, and then as soon as she had him secured properly in her hold, she punched Alec in the gut.

"Ma-ax!" he gasped as he doubled over. "That wasn't fair."

"Logan," Max said, slapping his cheek lightly to wake him up. She stared in incredulity when she heard him start snoring.

"Guess Logan's sleepy from all the world-saving he's done lately," Alec remarked, finally catching his breath and standing up straight.

"Well, we can't do anything else right now," Max said, going into Logan's room and bringing back a blanket to cover him.

"Hey Max, look!" Alec laughed, his voice bordering on hysterics.

Logan was curled up on the couch, sucking his thumb just like a newborn baby. Even Max had to frown at that.

"Hey Jack. This big baby's even less mature than you," Alec said.

Max had nothing to say to that.

"Come on," she said to Alec. "We have to stop by Joshua's. I want to make sure he's okay and I need to bring him some food."

"Guess what Jack?" Alec said, taking him from Max's arms. He rather liked holding him, it filled him with a sense of pride.

When he's not crapping everywhere, of course.

"We're going to see the big dog-man next. He may look a little scary, but he's not going to hurt you. And besides, you have my genes and especially your mommy's. I bet you could kick ass," Alec said, lifting Jack high into the air. He gave his son a kiss on the forehead and a small smile made its way onto Max's face. She had never figured Alec could be a father, but it was evident that despite the diaper changing and all the complicated stuff, he was a natural at it. And seeing them together, father and son, warmed her heart.

"Let's go. I bet Josh will be happy to see him," Max said. Taking one lastlook to chuckle at Logan's despondent figure, he followed Max out the door.

"Joshua? Where are you?" Max called out when they entered the run down house that used to belong to their creator, Sandeman.

"I'm here, little fella," Joshua said, coming out from the living room with a book in his hand. "Hi, medium fella." He saw Jack in Alec's arms and pointed. "Tiniest fella."

Max grinned. "Yeah Joshua."

"Baby," Joshua said.

"Little fella and medium fella's baby, Josh," Alec said.

"Your baby?" Joshua said. His big dog face widened in a smile when as he looked at Jack. "Um… he's cupe."

"Cute, Joshua, the word's cute," Max corrected.

"Cute," Joshua said. "Where… where tiniest fella come from?" He looked at Max's stomach. "Never saw baby."

"He was created from our DNA at Manticore," Max explained. "Lydecker brought him to us."

"Lydecker?" Joshua asked with a growl of dislike and they nodded.

"Do you want to hold Jack, Joshua?" Max asked.

"Uh Max?" Alec said. It wasn't that he didn't trust the big guy, he knew he wouldn't hurt Jack. But Joshua sometimes didn't know his own strength.

"It's okay Alec," Max said.

"Don't want to hurt tiniest fella," Joshua said. He showed them his fingers and put them a little bit apart. "So small."

"You'll be fine," Max said. Alec went up and placed Jack gently in Joshua's arms, and Joshua took Jack carefully, as if he were the most fragile thing in the world.

"Joshua like Jack," he said. It was a rather comical sight really. The giant dog-man holding small baby Jack.

Jack looked up at Joshua with an interested look on his face, but soon he scrunched up his face.

"Something smells weird," Joshua commented and Alec groaned.

"That's got to be what? The 3rd or fourth time today?" he asked.

Jack started crying and Joshua looked agitated. "Baby don't like me. Crying."

Max took him from Joshua and headed to the bathroom with a diaper in hand.

"Don't worry about it, Josh, it's nothing personal. He just poops a lot," Alec said.

"Oh," Joshua said.

Alec heard Max groan and went into the bathroom to see Jack giggling at a spot on Max's shirt.

"Now you know how I feel," was all he said.

A/N: I hope you liked that. More evil baby action resulting in MA moments coming up. Please review and give me feedback!

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