Disclaimer: I do not own Spiral, nor am I a member of the Blade Children.
Hi, and welcome! My name is Ryo and I have some very important lessons to share with you. The things we have to teach you, you'll never learn in school. Believe me – I only go to schools to murder teachers and plant bombs. Isn't school fun!
One of the important lessons I have to teach you is to utilize your body and the assumptions that people will make about you concerning your appearance. I mean, I look like a little girl, so I'm not a very suspicious character! An innocent act will get you places, believe me. If you look young or have some sort of injury, play it up!
The second big lesson I have to teach you is the value of pain. Not that I'm a masochist or anything, but sure, I'll unnecessarily blow up my own rib cage if the mood calls for it. Granted, that was supposed to be a cover-up, but it wasn't like they weren't going to figure it out anyway. Pain is also useful for sharpening your senses. Or so I like to think, but I was still outwitted by that little --- never mind. Anyway, in the end, nothing pleads sympathy like a little girl in a hospital bed, and if you're lucky, you might even get some melon from Eyes!
