Opening: After dinner, Kyle is Driving Ashley home, he seems to be explaining something to her

KYLE: You seem like a nice person and every thing , its just that, I just got out of a serious relationship and I think It's a bit to soon to start dating anyone.

ASHLEY: I understand if I had known I wouldn't have agreed to go on this date with you .

KYLE: Well this is where you get off, I'll see you around.

ASHLEY: Thank you, and good-night Kyle, (turns) Hey I think Wendy's gonna be over at Stan's for a while, would you like to come up for some popcorn?

KYLE: Love to.

(Scene in Wendy and Ashley's House, Kyle and Ashley have just polished off a few bottles of beer.)

ASHLEY: So this Bebe sounds like a total bitch.

KYLE: Yeah, I know, it seems so simple now , I can't believe I never realized it before.

(there is a pause, Then Kyle leans in and kisses Ashley, Ashley grabs him and jams her tongue down his thought, They start kissing harder and harder, Ashley starts to remove his shirt as he unhooks her bra, Camera Pans out and we see Stan pull into the drive way)

STAN: Hey why is Kyle's car still here.

WENDY: You don't think...

STAN: Wow Ashley doesn't wait long.

WENDY: Hey neither does Kyle.

STAN: Do you remember our first time?

WENDY: How could I forget?

(FLASHBACK: Stan and Wendy in their high school days , Both of them look like they stepped out of 1957. they're singing)

I remember every little thing
As if it happened only yesterday
Parking by the lake
And there was not another car in sight
And I never had a girl
Looking any better than you did
And all the kids at school
They were wishing they were me that night
And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing the the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed
Ain't no doubt about it
Baby got to go and shout it

Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed

Cause we were barely seventeen
And we were barely dressed

Baby doncha hear my heart
You got it drowning out the radio
I've been wating so long
For you to come along and have some fun

And I gotta let ya know
No you're never gonna regret it
So open up your eyes I got a big surprise
It'll feel all right
Well I wanna make your motor run

And now our bodies are oh so close and tight
It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing the the metal on the edge of a knife
Glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife
C'mon! Hold on tight!
C'mon! Hold on tight!

Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night
I can see paradise by the dashboard light
Paradise by the dashboard light

You got to do what you can
And let Mother Naure do the rest
Ain't no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed
Cause we were barely seventeen
and we were barely --

we're gonna go all the way tongiht
we're gonna go all the way
and tonight the night...

Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further --!

Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now
Before we go any further
Do you love me ?
Will you love me forever ?
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning
I gotta know right now!
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Do you need me?
Will you never leave me?
Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life?
Will you take me away and will you make me your wife?
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further
Do you love me?
Will you love me forever?
Let me sleep on it
Baby, baby let me sleep on it
Let me sleep on it
And I'll give you an answer in the morning

Let me sleep on it !
Will you love me forever?
Let me sleep on it!
Will you love me forever?
I couldn't take it any longer
Lord I was crazed
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave
I started swearing to my God and on my mother's grave
That I would love you to the end of time
I swore that I would love you to the end of time!
So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!
It was long ago and it was far away
And it was so much better than it is today
It never felt so good

It never felt so right
And we were glowing like
A metal on the edge of a knife

(slowly pan out and we can see Cartman and Kenny watching the whole thing)

BACK TO PRESENT.

(Scene: House, Ashley awakes only to find Kyle also sleeping in her bed, She screams and awakens Kyle, He screams immediately too. Fade to black.)

OK did you enjoy it, I hope so, also songs used in this fic Paradise by the dashboard light by meatloaf, and evil woman by ELO, please review I'll try to have the latest chapter up asap. Love ya