Remember, Fred, George, and Sam.
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Okay, now that Fred is out of the Hospital Wing-
Ow…
We can continue the list.
Number 11, speak in elfish. Insist that he's just stupid for not knowing, "the coolest language on the face of this earth."
It's that simple, we swear.
Ow…
Number 12, tell him that he has Voldemorts eyes and run.
Fast.
I call thirteen! -ahem- Number 13, make him sing "Dancing Queen".
Have him dedicate it to Mcgonagall.
And last but not least-
The icing on a cake-
NUMBER 14! It is…have a tea party.
Don't invite him.
We SWEAR he'll cry.
-sigh- What should we talk randomly about now?
Why don't you tell them what you did to me?
Whatever. Well, first, I dropkicked him.
Then she cursed him into next week.
Literally.
It took them awhile to get him back.
But it didn't take them a full week to get him.
Yeah, only 3 1/2 days…
Hey, it's only half a week!
SO! YOU try being cursed into next week and running into your future self! I thought that I was George!
Sam?
Sa-am…
WHY DID YOU BLOODY RUN INTO YOURSELF! YOU COULD'VE SERIOUSLY DAMAGED THE PAST, YOU IDIOT! DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?
WELL, I'M SORRY, I'LL TRY HARDER NOT TO FALL ONTO MY FUTURE SELF NEXT TIME!
OH, DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP! YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT COULDV'E HAPPENED! YOU COULD'VE DISSAPEARED OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH OR SOMETHING!
LIKE YOU CARE! ALL YOUR DOING IS SCOLDING ME FOR AN ACCIDENT! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOU'RE STUPID FUTURE! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S BEST FOR ME!
I NEVER SAID I DID!
IT SURE SEEMS LIKE YOU DID! YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ME OR ANYONE BUT YOURSELF!
Is that what you think? -tearfully- That I'm a shallow, good-for-nothing person?
Sam, I didn't say-
THAT'S WHAT IT NARROWS DOWN TO, AND I HATE YOU!
-sounds of running and slamming doors-
Crap.
SMOOTH, Fred. Very smooth.
Oh, just shut up.
Why don't you just apologize to her? I mean, the damage is done and it can't get any worse. Wait, why don't you talk to Bill? You could bring the Quotes Quill with a charm on it, so that you could record the conversation.
Good idea! I'll do that tonight!
A/N: Yup, finally, a romantic tension between Fred and Sam. PLEASE review!