A/N: Hey everyone! This is my first fanfiction and I hope you all like it! Please leave reviews and tell me how I can improve my story!
Characters
Narrator
Harry Potter
Ronald Weasley
Hermione Granger
Ginny Weasley
It was a beautiful, summer, Saturday afternoon when Harry, Hermione, and Ron decided to explore the Muggle World. They saw commercials on what Muggles called "television" about a new movie coming out for June 2004, strangely named "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban." At first, Harry just took it all as a coincidence even though the titles included his name for the third time, not to mention challenges that happened during the months he spent at his school of Hogwarts Witchcraft and Wizardry. Even Hermione Granger, the so-called "brilliant genius" did not find these familiar stories fishy. Ronald Weasley, commonly mistaken as unintelligent, was the one to think of a plan, which he cleverly introduced by saying, more like quoting an animated character known as a Potter Puppet Pal that made terrible fun of him "Wait! I've got a plan!" These words coming out of Ron's mouth with Ron's voice which sounded a bit higher at pitch for some reason caught Hermione's attention long enough for her eyes to peer over the top of a Hogwarts, a History book and Harry to shift his emerald green gaze from Ginny, Ron's younger sister, up to his pal, curious to find out the ending to his joke.
A plan? Brilliant. Let's hear it, that is if you are really serious.
Harry laughed at the fact that Ron had a plan, spewing grape soda all over his white shirt and unfortunately for him, Ginny's face.
Well, thanks Harry. I always knew you would have faith in me.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Wow, haha. In my British accent, saying, 'I'm sorry' twice in a row like that sounds funny. I wonder if I said it even more repetitively—
NO!
NO!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm—
Shut up, Harry!
Ronald, you cannot talk to your best friend, who has always been there for you in that tone!
Oh, you're just mad because you fancy Harry, and you can't stand seeing him yelled at.
Harry and Ginny blushed.
Really, Ron. Grow up, and just leave them alone.
Hmph.
Great come back, Ron. Smooth.
Why, thank you, Ginny!
Ron answered happily, unaware of that being sarcasm.
Ron, what was your plan anyway?
Well, before I got interrupted by certain people, I was going to suggest that we luke.
Cool.
What's luke?
Yeah, what's luke?
Girls don't seem to know anything, do they?
Umm, Ron, I am not a girl and I don't know what you mean by luke either.
Well, luke is the intelligent-ish, smarty-pants way of saying "look."
"Ohh." said the other three.
No, you cannot say "ohh" yet because no one said "nick . com".
……..
That's your signal! whispered Ron, angrily.
Ooo right. Ahem Ohh.
Took you long enough!
Yeah, thanks I know. I've got nerves of steel! Haha. Patty the Patrick! Oh Krabby Patty Patrick! Hmm... that could be a song!
No. No, it couldn't.
Don't you dare, Harry Potter!
Hey, that's me!
Harry, I think you've gotten a bit well…dumb over the summer.
Naw. He's just acting like that because of Ginny.
What's your plan, already?
You'll find out in the next chapter. Muahahahaha!
A/N: Well that's it for the first chapter and I love the Harry Potter series, so when it sounded like I made fun of the book, I don't really feel that way! I was just doing it for laughs! I'm innocent I tell you!