LsOn: I would like to thank hibiyuru for helping me finish this chapter. THANK YOU!

I dont own Naruto...If I did Tenten would aready be dead...

Chapter Two: Happy Friggin Pills and Unwanted love….

Neji's P.O.V

I was walking home from the Hokage's office. I was so angry with what she told me… 'How could she say I HAVE PROBLEMS?' I screamed in my head. I could feel me anger swell up inside of me. I wanted to break something, hurt something, to release the tension building up. Then I started to hear her voice in my head…

'I can no longer give you happy pills, happy pill, happy pills,………………………………………../silence/…happy pills….'

'So that's the only reason I hadn't hurt any of my team members on any of my missions.' I mused to my self. On most of my jounin missions, I had been placed in a team consisting of:

The protagonist aka lazy bum- Shikamaru (do get me wrong, he's a good guy and all, but man, he's lazy…)

The oh-so-loving- Lee… (Spent too many years with him…and his long ass speeches of how he's gonna-kick-my-butt… only to kick it once when I wasn't at my best, proberly those happy pills affecting me….kuso…)

And the one and only cold-hearted basted Uchiha. (Well…um…I don't know why I hate him; maybe it's because he thinks he's soooooo hot, with his ebony hair blowing in the wind…) I kind of mumbled out load.

"But no one's hair can compare to yours…" I hear a voice whisper into my ear. I turned my head around only to find that no one was there. I felt a chill run up my spine.

"It couldn't be…" I mumbled to my self. "May be it was the damn pills having its effect on me again." I laughed nervously". I continued to turn around, but no one still wasn't there. Either I was crazy or this person was just good. I started to get frustrated… no one's better than ME!

"That's it! I had it with you, show your self and fight like a man."

In a poof of smoke, a girl with her hair tied up in two high buns, appears in front of me and screamed "Neji-kun!" in my ear.

"… Crap." I scrunched my eyes shut. Maybe if I keep my eyes closed she'll go away. After two minutes of standing there, I opened one of my eyes to see if she was gone only to see her smiling at me, her eyes twinkled and she blushed at me …Ewwwwwww... I quickly closed my eye again.

"Ok, plan one failed, so I have to go to plan two!" I manically clicked my heels together three times and mumbled "There's no place like home. There's no place like home!"

Come on it has to work… I had just found out about my taking happy pills and now…NOW I have to deal with the ultimately annoying FAN GIRL! Why fate? Why? Well it was my fault for saying yes to her asking me out….I hung my head in shame.

"Neji-kun." She said again placing her hand on my face… My eyes shot open…I tried to move but the shock of her touching me was too great…I think I'm gonna hurl….

Tenten, over the years, had become increasingly annoying. She turned into a Sakura clone. All ways nagging me: 'Neji-kun will you go out with me….Neji- kun will you go and do this for me…Neji-kun…. NEJI-KUN!'

Unlike Sasuke I leant to approach my fan girls in a different way. Ah yes, I was quite the heart breaker back in the day. But Tenten persisted with me, it was highly annoying. I thought if I lead them on and then dumped them harshly, they would leave me alone, I was very mistaken. Tenten wouldn't go away.

"Tenten, I'm not in the mood." I growled

"Neji-kun, LETS HAVE A TEA PARTY." Throwing her hands up in the air.

"Not another tea party, we had one yesterday, Tenten." I protested.

"Neji, I'll have none of your whining, come lets buy some fine china." There was no use arguing with that woman. I sighed in defeat and followed her to the shop and she began to pick up all sorts of mugs and plates. Why were women so extra? Why couldn't they just buy normal mugs, plain ones, why? What's with all the god damn flowers in this shop?

"Neji darling, calm down, I can hear you thinking." She cooed in my ear.

I could feel my head throb. That's it. Its time for plan three…no one calls me darling. I grabbed her shoulder and spun her around. "Tenten." I looked her in the eye. "I'm going to a mental asylum and I'm breaking up with you."

Her eyes were twitching, not a good sign I can assure you. "Neji," she huffed. "Father will never let me marry a mental person; I guess this is good bye."

"Yes. Good bye, Tenten!" I said as I turned around to leave. But then something

"What do you mean 'good bye Tenten…I meant to say, Good Bye Konoha!"

O.O "What?"

"Yes Neji, lets elope! We can be like Bonnie and Clyde." She screamed once again in my ear. You see over the years Tenten had become much like Lee, very dramatic, very persistent. She started to run towards me in slo-mo with flowers appearing behind her…shudder…. She jumped up into the air, expecting me to catch her…but I just moved out of the way at the last moment and let her fall into the big display of floral-printed china behind me.

CRASH

Everyone in the shop: O.O

"NEJI-KUN! WHY DIDN'T YOU CATCH ME?" She whined…" DON'T YOU LOVE ME?"

I looked down at her with disgust. "Tenten, there's no way to let you down gently but…I DO NOT LOVE YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE." With that I stormed out of the shop, leaving her on her own, it didn't matter to me if she cried. I would feel better if she was emotionally crushed and she would have to take her own life because of it… heh heh heh….funny. I laughed to my self at the thought and skipped all the way home thinking of the many ways Tenten could die….

Tenten P.O.V

"Ah, shucks, he must really love me; he had a fit so that when he goes, I'll be able to move on, how sweet." She sighed as she watched her love skip away into the sunset.

I was on my way to the Hyuuga mansion, but this time I sprinted. I didn't want to have to 'bump' into anyone. Maybe this is what Hokage meant. Maybe I am too mean and anti social? Who cares anyway?

So any way, I went to the Hyuuga mansion to pack my stuff when I found someone else moving into my room. I had to hand it Hiashi- sama, he sure was fast when it came to getting rid of me.

"Neji- san," said Hiashi, "Here are you're bags, get well soon nephew."

"Hn, What ever…mutters Old twat, just wants to get rid of me." I snatched the bags from his lose grasp and fled for the front door. "By the way, I was never ill Hiashi- sama. Oh and you don't need to worry about having you're tenants move out of my room, I'll be moving soon myself." And with that said, I slammed the door.

Hiashi- sama P.O.V

"Very well Neji-san, farewell." Why was he so bitter, I only put tenants in there to maintain the room…DUH!

Neji's P.O.V

As I reached the door to the outside world two people crossed my path, it was Hinata and Hanabi. Hanabi I'll miss but Hinata… well I guess I'll miss her too.

"N-neji-niisan, Arigatou, for everything you've done for me, taking care of me, helping me whispers nearly killing me, g-good luck for the future, please remember even if you go m-mad, you will always have a place here." Said Hinata.

"What she said, Neji-nii san, Good luck."

"Arigatou, both of you, take care Hanabi…mutters Hinata" I said. I turned to walk down my new road in life. From this point on my life will never be the same, people will no longer look at me in the same light. They will no longer say 'Wow mummy, one day I wanna be like him!' They will now point and say 'Hahaha…look at the Hyuuga, he's gone crazy.'

'… Screw them.'

I had final reached the 'asylum'. I mentally (LsOs: ha, ha, ha, mental. Neji: sweat drop) sighed as I reached for the door handle. As the light of the sun poured into the room I had to shield his eyes from the bright whiteness of the room. Everything was so shiny, it reflected the light.

'AHhhh MY EYES …IT BURNS!' one voice screamed out.

'Arrgh, Gai's smile isn't even equal to the whiteness!' Shouted another.

The room was soon filled with the groans and screams of pain that I was putting them through… ku, ku, ku…I would had loved to of stood there all day but the light was also blinding me so I quickly walked in and closed the door behind me.

I rubbed my eyes to try and regain my sight, which came back quickly due to the many years of Gai and Lee's blinding smiles. I looked around the room to see the one's who I had tortured for that brief moment of time.

.: Whose there cuss I'm too lazy to make it sound interesting…:. DUN DUN DUN.

Team 7: Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura and Sasuke.

Sand Nins: Garaa, Kurankuro and Temari.

My team: Lee, Tenten and Gai.

And for some reason: The Hokage, her assistant, Shikamaru, Ino, that man who sells the Ramen and many more….

.: Back to story:.

'Neji-kun!' Screamed my team as they came running towards me. First I was glomped by Tenten….then Lee…. But I drew the line at Gai…but he was too strong…they're crushing me…I can't breathe.

As I started to black out, I heard a coughing noise. Gai, Lee and Tenten looked up from their glomping feast to see the coughing was coming from, giving me a chance to escape. I slip through their arms…shudder… I felt so unclean now.

She called for the three patients to bid their goodbyes and come up with their bags. Finally I was going to see who my institution buddies were going to be…

Gaara of the desert and Uchiha Sasuke were stood up. They were all shooting Tsunade-sama and her assistant plus the physiatrist death glares. I decide to do the same it was their fault that I was there. So these were going to be my companion for two weeks. Great.

Well thats all I can write for now...

R&R