O.O sorry I haven't updated in like …..Forever… I had work at school to do ;;;;;

Thanks again to hibiyuru for helping me with this one

And thank you for the reviews I'm loved.

Chapter Three: Fans, fights and freaks.

OMG Neji's P.O.V

The three boys were in the standing in middle of the main entrance nearly butt naked, why you may ask, well they had been denied access to go further on through the building because security wanted to check for any "pointy things" they may be smuggling in and of course they couldn't let them bring pointy things into a padded room.

The only thing that stood in between the prying eyes of the fan girls who suddenly appeared out of nowhere…proberly their "omghawtboysarenaked" senses were tingling or the fact that some of them were stalking/ waiting outside for them... I guess we'll never know… and their naked butts were their undergarments and the man-made forcefield created of chakra made by the jounin's… we they didn't want a massacre on their hands, the floors were just cleaned… DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD TO KEEP WHITE FLOORS CLEAN? Um… ahem…..

If our heroes only knew that they would be searched in front of everyone, Neji and Garaa would have made sure that they wore different pants and were now trying to hide in the shadows of which were of their ashamedness.

Sasuke however had a different approach, he was standing proud in his tight rainbow slips that read 'THATS RIGHT GAY AND PROUD', he even stood on a table and occasionally spun around on the spot, just to make sue that everyone got a good view of his butter pants. This made some of the fan girls back off although most still lurked around to get a better view of his back side. Garaa and I shot him odd looks.

"You knew?" I said, my eye twitching, "You knew about this whole strip search thing and you couldn't TELL US?"

"Knew what?" said Sasuke "OH YOU MEAN ABOUT THE UNDERPANTS DARLING, WELL IT'S ONLY COMMON SENCE...BABE!"

Neji: Insert-many-flamboyant-and-colourful-curses-and-profanities-here.

The security and fangirls ignored the screaming that came from me and kept carried on viewing, security were still prodding at my broad muscular shoulder while others giggled at his pants which wrote 'Boku wa...so, so sexy'

Since I was busy fuming, I didn't notice it when a hand crept lower then it should have, touching something it should have…causing me to jumped back and make a feeble attempt to cover up my 'man hood', "WHAAAA, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

"Neji, dear, there's no need to be acting so shrill, I'm only doing my job darling." said the security woman.

"...would you like to specify what exactly that is?"

"Did you see that? She was trying to touch your man!" screamed Sakura from somewhere within the crowd.

"OMG she did!" screamed Tenten.

"Wadda ya mean YOUR man? Neji's mine, and you better stay away from Sasuke and Garaa too!" shouted random nin girl number 12#

"WHAT!" shrieked 99 of the crowd as they pushed harder against the man-made barrier created by the jounin's to protect they beloved white floor from being trampled on… oh how it sparkled and shined in the sunlightsigh dreamily err…and their students I guess.

"Oh no" random jounin number 5# shouted "The barrier's breaking, don't remove your hands or it will completely shatter!" (its like a chakra forcefield which has never been seen in the likes of Naruto before except for the Hyuga's kaiten…and proberly many other moves but I just cant remember… but those don't count shall be there because I say so there so HA!)

Just at that point Kakashi who was not paying any attention dropped his book on the floor, and bent down to pick it up… and guess what… he let go of the forcefield

All jounin's: O.O

Kakashi just stared 'What? It was getting good.' He whined, then he looked around himself and realised what he just did…

'Oh…opps…heh heh' ;

Then it happened…… the stampede of the 'Ye Olde Mental Place of Doom-ed'… 10984.9023 people lost there lives that day… crushed by rabid fan girls trying to get to the three nearly naked heroes who later on after being captured declared that they would rather die than be with them and committed suicide by stabbing themselves… well Garaa survived because of the sand and he couldn't ask Sasuke to do chidori on him, since he was dead and everything… So he had to live his days with the annoying fan girls playing snap and cooking brownies for ever and ever and…until he realised that he could crush them with his sand… and he did just that. Now free from the evil clutches of evil people who are so evilly evil…yes…um, he set off in a boat made out of love, hugs and kisses and sailed all the way home where he was reunited with his brother and sister, became Kazekage, and didn't get killed by the Akasuki…who all died in a nasty case of the "cooties"… and they lived happily ever after… The end…

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- ;;;; I wished that happened… oh how I do… but it didn't so SHAME! What really happened was that Garaa WAS going to crush them with his sand but decided against it since he was sure he was here mainly because of that problem, so he chose door number 2 and let his siblings protect him since he was younger, therefore weaker…cough well that's only true in Sasuke case… but we're talking about Garaa here… and his siblings! YAY! Well anyway, as his big brother and sister did their older sibling thing, Garaa decided that it would be safer to take refuge under the table which Sasuke had been strutting his stuff on before only to find Sasuke and Neji already hiding under there…

Many jounin tried and died to fend off the fan girl from hurting their beloved table and shiny floor from getting scratched err….and students

A petite woman approached the group that were heroically defending coughHIDINGcough under the one name Table. Since Neji had incredible- mad- l33t- ninja skills he was able to detect her before she tapped Sasuke on the shoulder which caused him to jump up and hit his head on the table. Oh how he wished that he had s like Neji, but alas he was cursed with super-awesome- mad-l33t-ninja –skill… which still made him better that the Hokage… so everything was okay…

The small woman let a small giggle pass through her lips. Her pinky/purple eyes gazed over our lovable trio. Her white lab jacket was stained with something that resembled dried up blood seemed to flutter in the wind which had mysteriously started out of nowhere. She pointed her hand up to the sky and dark clouds appear.

A look of glee swept across her face… "Ok... its time."

O.O Time for what?

O/O I don't know!

Why not?... meh….

Sorry this one's short but…I….er….. runs away

R&R