Random thing that I wrote cause I was bored

Shioko: Howdy people! Welcome to Random thing I wrote cause I was bored! As you can probably tell by the title, this fanfic will have little to no plot!

Fries: What a surprise that you are the one to write it.

Shioko: (Glares at Fries) Anywhozits, this is my first fanfiction! So I'm very excited! Oh, this is my annoying, two-tailed cat thing, Fries! (Points to Fries) And this, (points to a ball of blue fluff on head) is my foreign little blue weasel, Momo!

Momo: (Pops up and waves paw) Hola amigos!

Shioko: Well, lets get this thing rolling!

(Podium with a large button labeled BIG RED BUTTON appears out of nowhere)

Fries: (Walks up to podium and presses button)

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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Chain of Memories. But I do own Momo.

Sora, Riku, and Kairi all sat on the paopu tree, watching the sunset.

"Hi People!" A voice from nowhere called. Kairi jumped up the tree, Sora fell face first in the sand and Riku screamed like a little girl and ran right into the ocean. Kairi and Sora looked behind them and saw a girl with pigtails, jeans, a shirt with a saltshaker on it and a blue weasel sitting on her head.

"I am Shioko! The person who will be controlling your lives for however long I feel like it!" She grinned widely at them.

"Where the heck did you come from?" Riku asked as he pulled himself from the water.

"That's none of your business! Now dance monkey, dance!" She pulled out a note pad and pencil and started scribbling on it. Riku leapt onto the island and began to do the cancan.

"What did you do?" Sora shouted.

"I have demonstrated my power over your lives!" She began to scribble again and Sora joined Riku in the cancan.

"Now come my pawns! We have much work to do!" She turned around, snapped her fingers and they were all gone.

Sahara Desert

With a poof of dust the four arrived in the Sahara Desert.

"Why the heck are we here?" asked Riku who had ceased dancing.

"We are going to search for the lost city of Atlantis!" She said.

"Shouldn't we be in the Atlantic Ocean for that?" said Kairi.

"Hm, thoust art correct red haired one." Shioko said. She snapped her fingers and they disappeared once more.

Atlantic Ocean

The four reappeared in the Atlantic Ocean. When Riku, Sora, and Kairi realized where they were they started to swim frantically towards the surface. Shioko pulled out her trusty notepad and scribbled away. Sora was turned into a shark, Kairi was a dolphin, and Riku was a halibut.

"Now that we are all able to breathe underwater, let us commence the search for the lost city of Atlantis!" Shioko and Momo began to swim downward.

"How come you can breathe underwater when you're not a fish?" Kairidolphin asked, swimming forward. Shioko paused for a second and turned around.

"Do not question my logic!" She began swimming again.

"What logic?" Rikuhalibut shouted.

"Exactly!" Shioko called back without turning around. Rikuhalibut, Kairidolphin, and Sorashark all followed her.

Very Deep Underwater Crevasse

At the bottom of the crevasseShioko stopped swimming.

"Alright, this is the meeting point, everyone go off in a different direction and come back here in two days." with that, Shioko swam off into a cave in the crevasse wall.

Two Days Later

Rikuhalibut, Sorashark, and Kairidolphin all arrived back at the meeting point covered in muck, and who knows what else.

"Where's Shioko?" Kairidolphin asked when she noticed Shioko's absence.

"I don't know. Hey, do you hear something," Sorashark said as he put a fin to the side of his head.

"It sounds like, snoring." Rikuhalibut whispered. The trio followed the sound into the cave Shioko disappeared into. The cave opened into a lavish room carved into the cave. On the far side were windows that overlooked…

Swiss Alps

Yodeler: Yodelay, yodelay, yodelay hee hoo.

Goat: Baaaaaaaaa.

Atlantic Ocean

"The lost city of Atlantis! That double crossing freak knew where it was the whole time!" Sorashark screamed. When he was quiet again, the snoring could be heard coming from one corner of the room. There was a curtain and the trio pulled it back to reveal, a sleeping Shioko sitting in front of a wall of surveillance equipment.

"Hey! That's the trench where I was chased by a whale!" Kairidolphin said angrily, pointing at one of the screens.

"And that's the bay where I almost got caught by a fisherman!" Rikuhalibut shouted pointing at another screen.

"And that's the spot where I was taken captive by a mob of angry underwater leprechauns!" said Sorashark. The other two stared at him. Disturbed by the shouting Shioko sat up and pulled the curtain shut.

"Pay no attention to the girl and the weasel operating the surveillance equipment!"

"We know what's been going on, Shioko. You've been watching us search for the cruddy lost city of Atlantis this whole time just so you could watch us be chased by whales, fishermen, and angry underwater leprechauns," Sorashark shouted at the pretty purple curtain with a floral design in the corner. When he stopped talking the sound of a pencil running across paper could be heard from behind the curtain.

"Ah, crud," and poof, they were gone.

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Shioko: Your just gonna have to wait for the next chapter to find out what happens next.

Fries: We're just dying from the suspense.

Momo: Arivderchi!