Shioko's Random Thing

Shioko: Howdy people!

Fries: Hi.

Momo: Aloha!

Shioko: I can't think of anything else to write so lets get right down to the fanfic!

Momo: (scampers up to podium and pushes the Big Red Button)

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Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or Chain of Memories. I wish I did but I don't.

And so the four reappear in a hall decorated with pretty flowers and dancing kitties in ballerina costumes.

"I think that having only three people in the story is a bit boring so today I'm going to bring in some new victims!" Shioko shouted. The dreaded pad of paper and pencil came from no place and Shioko commenced the process of scribbling. Out of nowhere appeared Larxene, Axel, and Zexion.

"What the heck is going on?" Axel said flatly.

"My name is Shioko and you are my pawns. Prepare to be made fools out of!" Shioko began scribbling and the trio danced the Russian Sailor Dance.

"Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fear me and my power over your lives! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Ahem. Today I'm feeling nice so me, Riku, Sora, and Kairi are going to watch these three suffer!" Shioko shouted unnecessarily and waved at the three unlucky victims.

"Thank You!" Sora, Riku, and Kairi said simultaneously. Suddenly the doors they were all standing in front of creaked open slowly.

"That's not nice to us," Larxene pouted.

" Be quiet Larxene, anywhozits, today's form of torture will be…" The door slowly opened all the way.

"Death by bunnies!" behind the door was a massive army of fluffy pink bunnies.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhh, they're so cuuuuuuuuuuuuute," Zexion said leaning forward to pick up one of the fluffy pink balls of fluff. The bunny suddenly decided to be evil and bared huge fangs that it sunk into Zexion's hand.

"Evil bunny! Evil bunny!" Zexion shouted, waving his hand around with the rabbit still attached. All the bunnies became evil suddenly and chased the three unlucky victims down the hall.

"And to top it all off," Shioko shouted over the roar of rabid rabbits, she started to scribble again and the three victims were suddenly clad in fluffy pink dresses.

"Not only are those dresses ugly and uncomfortable but they're also dry-clean only and they make Larxene look fat!" Shioko said to the three lucky victims.

They three lucky victims and the girl who was in command of it all sat around and laughed at the three unlucky victims until they were blue in the face. At which time Shioko snapped her fingers and the army of evil fluffy bunnies disappeared. Panting, the three unlucky victims slowly walk over to the three lucky victims and the girl in charge of it all. Axel walked up to Shioko, pulled out his big wheely things, and raised them over his head as he was going to attack.

"Dance monkey!" Shioko screamed as she scribbled to save her own life. Axel dropped his big wheely things and jumped on top of them.

"I'm a little tea pot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up hear me shout just tip me over and pour me out," he sang as he did the hand motions. The other six rolled over laughing.

"Now let's see if I can torture all of you at once!" Shioko called over the off-key singing of Axel. Everyone stopped making noise and looked at Shioko. Kairi had a look that said, "Please don't torture us further Shioko-san." Axel had a look that said, "Do that again and I will rip you in half." Sora had a look that said, "I wonder if she plans on feeding us, I'm hungry." Shioko scribbled and they all disappeared. Leaving a sole fluffy rabbit that howled to the moon in its loneliness.

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Shioko: Yes I know it's short but I'm really impatient and I can't think of what I'm going to do to them next. I'm having a slight case of Writer's Block.

Fries: This could take a while.

Momo: Splo mee nofumba charble shin foringle fuga-fuga splarg! (Translation: Or it could not, depending on Shioko's brain.)