Shioko's Random Thing

Shioko: Helloooooooooooooooooooooo! I came up with a way to torture the KH cast! I know it didn't take that long but you should be happy about that! BE HAPPY!

Everyone: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Momo: Spleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fries: Hooray.

Shioko: Welly welly well then. It's time to start the fanfic. And today it's MY turn to press the button! (Skips in a very overly cheerful way over to the podium and slams fist down on the Big Red Button.

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Disclaimer: I do not own KH or CoM. Poor me.

The three previously unlucky victims, previously lucky victims, the girl in charge of it all, and the blue weasel that for some reason didn't appear much in the last chapter suddenly rematerialized in a large room with pink mattresses taped to the wall with double-sided tape.

"I have a special surprise today! I'm going to bring in… BHK!" Shioko screamed unnecessarily.

(A/N: For those of you who haven't been on various websites trying to figure out who that guy with the two keyblades in Another Side, Another Story is, nobody knows what his name is so he is referred to as the BHK. Which stands for Blonde Haired Kid.)

Out of nowhere BHK appeared. He looked around and said, "Hello!"

"Howdy!" Shioko shouted and waved.

"I bet you're all wondering what I'm planning for you so here it is! Me and BHK are going to eat a whole lot of sugar and lock ourselves in this room with you guys!"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Everyone but BHK screamed.

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!" BHK screamed.

"Hm. It would be weird if we called you BHK for the whole fic, so from now on your name is Aros!" Shioko said to BHK.

"Why Aros?" Everyone asked.

"Because," Shioko scribbled in her note pad and several TV screens featuring previews of KH2 appeared, "thanks to my sister and numerous online sneak peeks of KH2 I have established the theory that the BHK is Sora's other side. And Sora backwards is Aros."

Sora and Aros walked up to each other and did some sort of secret handshake that only cool video game guys knew.

"Let the torture begin!" Shioko screamed as she applied pencil to note pad. Out of no place came a table loaded with chocolate, sugar, cake and more chocolate.

"Yay!" Shioko and Aros shouted and dashed towards the sugar feast. The other six looked on in dismay as the two hyperactive kids demolished the sugar.

"Can I have some?" Riku asked.

"NO!" Shioko yelled in his face. Within five minutes the sugar was gone.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Shioko and Aros screamed at the top of their lungs as they dashed around the room.

"I think they had a little too much sugar." Larxene said to Axel.

"Gee, you think?" Axel said sarcastically.

"Nowehaven'tinfactweneedmoresugarheyShiokohow'boutmakingsome!" Aros shouted in Axel's face.

"Okay!" Shioko struggled to keep still as she scribbled her little hand off. A mountain of sugary things twice as big as the last one appeared in the place of the table.

"SuGaR!" The two sugar high teens screamed and dove head first into the pile.

"Everybody eat!" Shioko screamed at the rest of the people in the room. Within the next three minutes the pile was gone and everyone was bouncing off the walls.

"Weneedmoresugar!" Riku shouted at Shioko.

"Okay!" Shioko again scribbled her little hand off but this time it was even harder to keep still. This continued for about three hours until everybody had massive stomachaches and could hardly move. Shioko, who for some reason was not affected at all by the massive sugar intake, was giggling her little head off.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Now you see that the torture here wasn't being locked in a room with two sugar high people, it was getting massive stomachaches from having too much sugar at once!"

"Why don't you have a stomachache?" Sora asked.

"Because, I am the girl in charge of it all and thus am immune to my own forms of torture," Shioko answered. She snapped her fingers and everyone was backing their proper place in the universe. Still with massive stomachaches.

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Shioko: Before you even ask, NO! That was not the last chapter in this very weird fanfic. I am just setting the stage for my next tormenting of them.

Momo: Sayonara!