Shioko's Random Thing

Shioko: Howdy persons! Like I said before the previous chapter was not the last on in Shioko's Random Thing. All the characters think they are free of my evil grasp. But they don't know how wrong they are.

Momo: Muf sploo bo bingle pob shonming! (Translation: They're in for a big surprise!)

Fries: (Walks up to podium and presses the Big Red Button.)

n.n

Disclaimer: Unfortunately for me I do not own KH or CoM. (cries)

Sora's house

Sora was lying on his bed still with a massive stomachache.

"Well, at least I am free of that maniac Shioko," he thought out loud.

"That's what you think!" A voice from nowhere called.

"What? Who said that?" Sora asked the wall as he bolted upright.

"I'm Shioko! You've been in my presence so long you've gone completely insane and now you're hallucinating!" it said.

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Sora yelled.

Riku's House

Riku sat next to the toilet and groaned very loudly. He had forgotten that he was allergic to sugar and was now barfing it all up.

"You will be mine again, Riku," a voice said in a slight whisper.

"What? (burps) Who's that?" Riku asked.

"I am Shioko, I have joined forces with Ansem and am now haunting your every thought,"

"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (burps)" Riku yelled.

Kairi's House

Kairi sat at her desk with a piece of graph paper in front of her.

"Now, how am I going to get Riku onto the catapult? Should I use the angry bees to force him on, or the spaghetti and meatballs to lure him on with their Italiany goodness?" Kairi thought to herself.

"I can help oh Red Haired One," A voice said.

"Who's that?" asked Kairi.

"Tis Shioko. I have come to help you with your Riku doom machine," The voice said.

"Oh, cool," Kairi responded.

(A/N: the rest of this chapter will be in script format because I am lazy and don't feel like writing out the whole thing.)

Some where in deep space

Shioko: (giggles) This is quite possibly the best idea I have ever had!

Momo: Spiffen ploo! (Translation: I agree!)

Fries: You're crazy.

Shioko: Chocolate is better in color!

Fries: I rest my case.

Back on Destiny Islands

Riku: (Runs up to Sora and Kairi) Guys! Shioko is back and she teamed up with Ansem and is now haunting my every thought!

Shioko: You will die in seven days.

Seven days later

Creepy ninja: Die! (blasts Riku with bazooka)

Riku: (is blasted by bazooka)

Back to the Present

Riku: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kairi: She did? Because she told me she would help me with my Riku doom machi- I mean my school project.

Sora: She told me I had gone crazy and was hallucinating.

Riku: We go to school? Anyway, what are we gonna do?

Sora: We could go look at the pretty doll collection I keep in the back of my closet.

Riku/Kairi: (stare at Sora)

Riku: I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that.

Kairi: Me to.

Castle Oblivion

Aros: Hi Axel.

Axel: Hi Aros! Want to go see my see my pretty doll collection I keep in the back of my closet?

Aros: (stares at Axel) Sure!

Aros/Axel: (skip in a very creepy way to Axel's room to see his pretty doll collection.)

Somewhere in deep space

Shioko: (laughs uncontrollably) That was fun! Well that's all for today folks. G'night! And drive safely!