Shioko's Random Thing

Shioko: Howdy! I'm sorry it took so long to update but I've been busy reading this other really cool fanfic (No I won't tell you which one) and also I'm lazy.

Fries: No, really? I never would've guessed.

Shioko: Shut up Fries. And thanks to this same fanfic, I am now a screaming Riku fangirl!

Fries: (Holds up picture of Riku.)

Shioko: Riku! (Snatches picture and shoves in pocket to hang on her wall later.) Momo! It's your turn to press the button today!

Momo: (scampers up to podium and pushes button)

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Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts or CoM. But I do own this pickle. (Holds up pickle and bites it.) Mmmmmmm. Pickley.

Sora was getting his butt kicked by Riku, Kairi was watching, Zexion was doing something sciency, Larxene was making fun of Axel's spiky red hair behind his back, Axel was reorganizing his doll collection, and Aros was attempting to beat Dragon Maleficent on Kingdom Hearts. (How he got a PS2 and a copy of the game I do not know.) As you can see everything was back to normal since Shioko had gone. (Well, sorta.)

"Yes! Now she only has a little bit of HP left. Just a few more hits and-" at that time everyone was once again ripped from their proper place in the universe and on the ship of Shioko. In front of them was one of those fun swively chairs. It was facing towards the windshield so they couldn't see who was in it.

"MY GAME!" Aros shouted.

"MY SCIENCY THINGS!" Zexion shouted.

"MY DOLL COLLECTION!" Axel shouted. Everyone stared at him. Then the swivel chair turned around and in it was… Shioko.

(Random Authoress note: Never use hand sanitizer when you have something written on you hand in pen. Unless you want a colored hand. Also, licking a 9-volt battery with braces doesn't feel any different than when you do it without braces. Yes, I have actually tried both of these.)

"I bet you thought you were rid of me. Well, you aren't! And now I will torture you again. Well, actually I'll only be torturing Sora, so everyone else lucked out,"

"Yay!" Everyone but Sora shouted.

"Crud!" Sora shouted.

"And now, we're off!" Shioko screamed and slammed her hand down on a button. (I like buttons. XD) When they arrived at their destination the group was dumped at the beginning of a maze. Out of no place came a mob of angry pink bunnies that were led by the lonely bunny at the end of chapter two. Sora suddenly remembered he had his Keyblade and pulled it out.

"FINALLY! THE KEYBLADE!" Shioko grabbed the Keyblade out of Sora's hand and ran off down the maze with it. Then he bunnies retreated down the maze after Shioko. Everyone stared in the direction the bunnies and Shioko had gone.

"Well, I'm leaving," said Riku turning back towards the entrance.

"Me too," said Kairi.

"And me," Axel said, "my dolls are waiting for me."

"Not so fast!" a voice from down the maze called. Shioko came running towards them and grabbed all their weapons, and Kairi and Zexion's left hands. (Because they have no weapons.)

"If you want your weapons back you and your left hands you gotta follow me!" she called as she ran back down the maze. With that everyone followed her into the maze. Soon the group came to a fork in the path.

"Let's go left," Sora said.

"No, right," Riku protested.

"No, left,"

"No right,"

"No LEFT!"

"No RIGHT!" This continued for about two hours and Shioko appeared out of thin air in front of them.

"WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?" She yelled at them.

"I think we should go left but Riku thinks we should go right," Sora said.

"Okay, I will solve this using my awesome authoress powers! Riku wins." She said.

"What! How did you come to that conclusion?" Sora shouted at her.

"I like Riku better than you. Now run if you ever want you're your junk back!" She said as she scampered down the path that led right.

"I wish I had my hand," Kairi pouted.

"Me too," Zexion said, "I'm left handed."

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Shioko: yes I know it's short, but you've probably realized by now that all my chapters are pretty short.

Momo: Adios!