Shioko's Random Thing

Shioko: READ! NOW!

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Disclaimer: I do not own KH or CoM. So start reading!

Thanks to the fact that Shioko is an idiot the group of video game characters found a gummi ship lying around and got a ride through deep space.

"This thing is fully stocked with chocolate truffles and Riku action figures." Axel pointed out when he went in the storage area.

"Keep it locked," Riku said flatly, "We don't want Sora and Aros getting in." The group continued on for days and days and days until Riku was forced to unlock the storage area so they wouldn't all starve. This was a mistake as they all got sugar high and nearly drove the gummi ship into The End of the World.

"HEY LOOK A TV!" Sora said in a very loud and high-pitched voice. It was in fact a TV, floating in deep gummi space. And on it was a picture of New York City. Then the TV glowed purple and sucked them all into it. They popped out in New York City. Thanks to the very wild inter-dimensional ride, they were no longer sugar high.

"Let's go shopping!" Kairi and Larxene shouted in unison.

"Does anyone have any munny?" Sora asked.

"I have about thirty-two," Axel said.

Everyone else said how much they had except Riku, who stood there silently and hoped no one would notice.

"How much do you have, Riku?" asked Larxene.

Riku hesitated before speaking, "120,458,962 and a half," he said in a whisper.

"You're loaded!" screamed Kairi.

"Let's go spend it on mindless videogames and buy Kingdom Hearts even though most of us have lived it!" cried Sora. The rest of them stared at him before answering, "OK!" And so they skipped merrily and creepily to find a mindless videogame store. When they found one they bought a PS2, a Nintendo DS, a TV, Kingdom Hearts, CoM, Nintendogs, Kingdom Hearts 2, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, a fridge fully stocked with random sugary things, pretty furniture, and a house since they had no place to put their junk. This made them all very very very very very very very very very very very very happy. That was quite possibly the longest paragraph I have written so far in this entire fanfic.

"I'm happy!" Zexion said as they left the mindless video game/furniture/appliance/food/house store. So they went to their new house, set everything up, grew up, got jobs and lived happily ever after. The end. Wait a sec, that's not how it's supposed to end!

(The narrator who actually has more power over the cast than Shioko does presses the rewind button back to the part where they came out of the TV.)

"Let's go shopping!" Kairi and Larxene shouted in unison.

"Shouldn't we go and find Shioko?" suggested Zexion, who for some reason doesn't talk much in this fanfic.

"Good idea," said Riku and he took out the piece of paper with Shioko's address on it.

"Ah, crud. She lives in Florida," said Riku.

"And why is that bad?" asked Sora.

"Because we're in New York. We have to go all the way across the country to get there," Riku answered.

"Then we better get moving," said Axel and they started to walk towards Florida. The screen went to a political map of the U.S and a red line was slowly drawn down to Florida. They arrived at her house, walked up to the door and rang the doorbell.

"BOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW!" a little Jack Russell Terrier ran up to the window and barked at the awesome video game characters. Then someone who seemed to be Shioko's mom answered the door.

"We're here to see Shioko," Riku said.

"Okay go down the hall, it's the first door on the right," Shioko's mom said and walked away into the kitchen. The group of awesome video game characters walked up to what seemed to be Shioko's room and opened the door. Shioko was sitting on the floor in front of a TV and was fighting Dragon Maleficent on Kingdom Hearts. On the bed was her sister, Koshou.

"Shioko! Riku is in your room! Get him!" Koshou screamed. The two girls pounced forward and dragged Riku into the closet and down a flight of stairs that appeared out of nowhere and lead down into the innermost depths of Florida.

"…That was weird…" said Axel as he stared at the closet.

"How come I don't have any screaming fangirls!" asked Sora angrily.

"Because you have a doll collection in the back of your closet," said Axel as he walked towards the flight of stairs

"So do you," said Aros.

"…Shut up, Aros," Axel said flatly as he descended the stairs. The others followed and they were soon deep under the earth's core.

"This place is creepy, and defies the laws of physics," Kairi said as a cow floated upside down past them.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen," a voice that resembled that of a butler called. The group turned around and saw a floating chocobo in a tuxedo.

"My name is SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEble. What can I do for you?"

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Shioko: That was fun! Sorry about taking forever to post this. Please review or I will stop writing!

The Adventures of Momo and Fries

Momo: (Stares at Fries.)

Fries: (Stares at Momo.)

Shioko: (Stares at both of them.)

Momo: (Stares at Fries.)

Fries: (Stares at Momo.)

Shioko: (Grows a mustache.)

Fries: (Blinks.)

Momo: FRIBIBIB DODLE PROO! (Translation: I WIN AGAIN!)

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Yes, I know that was random but it was fun.