Shioko's Random Thing
Shioko: Sorry it took so long to update everybody! I was reading other fanfics and I had this stupid writing assignment and I had major writer's block while trying to write it and my grandma died so we had to go to Naples and me and my sister got our own hotel room and they had chocolate muffins in the hotel.
Fries: Chocolate muffins? (Raises an eyebrow.)
Shioko: Yes, chocolate muffins. I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve my chocolate muffins.
Fries: You're crazy.
Momo: Meep!
Chapter: READ ME!
Shioko: (Presses Big Red Button.)
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts or CoM. I am not a happy sponge.
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(Random A/N: Ph33r m3h 4nd my z00k4 0f d00m!)
The two psychotic screaming Riku fangirls continued to drag his mighty Rikuness by his feet into the innermost depths of Florida.
"WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME!" Riku demanded.
"You'll see!" Koshou answered. Riku struggled against their grip but to no avail, As the two psychotic Riku fangirls both have awesome authoress powers. They soon came to a large door with THE HALL OF RIKU written on it in the same way that it is written on this fanfiction. Next to it there was another door with THE HALL OF NAMINE written on it the same way it was written previously.
"What happened to the little dashy thing over the e in Namine?" Riku asked.
"We couldn't figure out how to do it on the computer, so we left it out." Shioko answered.
"…but it's on a door…" commented Riku.
"…shut up…" the two girls said simultaneously. With that the door to THE HALL OF RIKU slowly creaked open, and the three were engulfed in a blinding light from within.
Back with the others…
And so the group of people that weren't Riku walked on, being led through the odd underground tunnel full of things that defy the laws of physics by the floating chocobo in a tux, SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEble.
"Hey, you know how we're from a video game, and there are millions of copies of that video game?" Sora asked Kairi.
"Yeah," Kairi answered.
"Well, if we're out of our copy of the video game, does that mean there is no us in the rest of the copies, or are there millions of us? And if there are millions of us, would we be able to take over the world if we all got out of our games?" Asked Sora.
"I…don't know…" responded Kairi. After this very weird question was asked and answered to the best of Kairi's ability, the group felt a tremor in the ground, which soon developed into a violent earthquake.
"They don't have earthquakes in Florida!" Zexion shouted above the roar of the earthquake. Zexion was right; they don't have earthquakes in Florida. The shaking was from the unleashing of an ancient evil, which has since been trapped underground, but had just been freed from its prison. The giant beast rounded the corner, heading straight for the group of people that weren't Riku. The beast was a…
"POTATO! I TOLD YOU POTATOES WOULD SOMEDAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!" Sora shouted at Kairi, who apparently hadn't believed his evil potato rants.
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!" shouted Aros, and the group of people that weren't Riku sped off down the tunnel.
Irrelevant A/N: I will soon find out the BHK's real name because this guy from my sister's school is going to get a copy from Japan and she is going to pester him until he tells her the BHK's name and then she's going to tell me. Ph33r m3h m0r74l5.)
Back to his mighty Rikuness…
When the blinding light subsided, Riku found himself in a room full of Riku memorabilia. From Riku shirts to Riku action figures to every existing Riku video game, including Kingdom Hearts II which has yet to be released in America.
"This is flattering yet creepy." Thought Riku. The two screaming Riku fangirls dragged him onto a large throne in the middle of the room. Then they left. They returned soon with a girl with blonde hair, blue eyes, and was wearing a white dress. They told her to sit in the throne next to Riku, which she did.
"OUR COLLECTION IS FINALLY COMPLETE!" The two psychotic Riku fangirls screamed.
"COLLECTION! WE'RE COLLECTIBLES TO YOU FREAKS?" Namine screamed as she dashed toward the weirdoes, pulled out a giant paper fan, and started to whack them with it.
(A/N: Ha ha… I made Namine OOC.)
Then the room started to reverberate, and through the door burst the giant potato!
"RUN AWAY!" Shioko screamed and the four people in the room ran past the potato and into the hall.
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Shioko: And thus this chapter ends and you better review it or I'll stop writing!
Momo: Adios!
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Tadaima!
The story of a girl who works for an anonymous organization that helps heroes save their worlds, but everyone in it hates her guts! So they try to get rid of her by giving her a job she can't possibly pull off; help Sora save ALL the worlds! Will she fail? Or will she prove them wrong? A collaboration between Shioko and Koshou.