Shioko's Random Thing

Shioko: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sorry I haven't updated in a while. Again. This time I have no excuse other than I'm lazy. Anywhozits! In the next couple chapters I will hopefully get back on track and start torturing everyone again. Oh, in the last chapter I mentioned something about I guy at my sister's school who has Kingdom Hearts II. Now we think he is lying. Even if he isn't lying he isn't going to tell us the BHK's name. Well, let's get started!

Fries: (Presses Big Red Button)

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Disclaimer: I do not own anything but Momo and Fries. And me of course.

As Riku, Shioko, Koshou, and Namine ran away from the huge potato they ran into the other people who weren't Riku and SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEble. The potato, which had turned around and was following them, spoke. Which is weird because I didn't know potatoes could speak.

"I 4m 73h p07470 0f d00m! I \/\/ill 347 y0ur 8r4in5!"

The group of people ran even faster because they did not want to have their brains eaten.

"I don't want to have my brains eaten!" Axel yelled.

"I just said that, you idiot!" The narrator screamed at him.

"Oh, you did? I wasn't paying attention." Axel answered. The narrator then yelled in frustration and said, "Fine! If you don't want to pay attention to me than I'll just leave!" This was followed by several seconds of silence. Shioko, who was actually paying attention to the narrator, pulled out her pad of paper and pencil and scribbled on it. Everything in the room stopped in its tracks except Shioko.

"I going to go find a new narrator." She said as she walked off, "I'll be right back!" With that everyone was left in that position until she returned.

At Narrators R Us

Shioko walked in the door and looked around at the narrators on display.

" Welcome to Narrators R Us! Can I help you?" a creepily happy store clerk asked.

"Yes, go jump in a volcano." Shioko answered.

"Okay!" the store clerk then skipped off out the door, up the side of a conveniently placed volcano, and jumped in. Shioko stared at the volcano and blinked a couple of times. Then she turned her very small attention span to the task of finding a new narrator. She walked around for a while, looking at the overpriced narrators, until she came to the narrators-that-are-half-price-because-there-is-something-wrong-with-them aisle. She walked down and stared at the defective narrators. One was missing an eye. Another only had one foot. There was even one that thought it was a chicken. This one Shioko liked the most. So she bought her. (The narrator is a girl.)

Back in the bowels of Florida

Everyone else in the fanfic that weren't with Shioko were getting really tired of waiting for her. Zexion, who had tripped just as Shioko froze them all, had his face shoved in the ground. Making it very difficult to breathe. The 1337 speaking potato was getting very mad to. It hadn't eaten in about five hundred years and was very hungry.

"I \/\/i11 347 411 y0ur 8r4in5! 45 500n 4s I c4n m0v3!" It yelled at them. Then a loud cry came from the entrance.

"I have returned! With a new narrator! The only problem is she doesn't speak English so she's going to film us!" Shioko yelled at them all.

"Buck bucock!" The new narrator standing next to Shioko shouted.

"That's 'nice to meet you' in Chickenese!" Shioko explained. Everyone stared at her for a while until she said something to the narrator and she ran off somewhere. Shioko ran down to the rest of the people and resumed her place among them.

"Let's pick it up where we left off." Shioko said as she unfroze them. Then the chase continued. Potato pursuing people.

"Wait! I know how to defeat this potato threat!" Shioko yelled over the roar of the spud, "with… THE ICE CREAM SCOOP OF D00M!" she pulled a large ice cream scoop out of her hammerspace and used it to pummel the potato into goop.

"I have mashed the potato." She said when she finished, " Now… WE FEAST!" She dove into the remains of the potato and started to eat it. The others shrugged and dove in after. Soon reducing the pile of smooshed spud to nothing.

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Shioko: Please review my fic! Reviews bring me great joy and tell me that you people are happy with my work. Also, if you don't review I will be forced to stop writing. Either that or give it a very lame and uninteresting ending.

Momo: Adios!