Due to the fact that people were dying for a part two I decided to write one. If you like how the story ended do not read this other wise enjoy!
Sunday Night: Day After the Party
-Ring- -Ring-
Kurama was getting a snack in the kitchen when the phone started ringing. "I got it!" Reaching over he took the phone off its place. "Hello Minamino residence this is Shuichi speaking."
"Hey Kurama its me Shizuru. Hey you know that little friend of yours? Short, spiky hair, has a sword, wants my brother in pieces?"
Kurama raised an eyebrow on the other end of the line. "You mean Hiei?"
"Yah that guy! Can you by chance get him to meet me at the park at say eight tonight?"
"I don't know if I can-"
"Thanks a lot Kurama! Remember eight tonight and tell the shrimp not be late."
Shizuru hung up on Kurama before he had time to respond. Now he was staring at the phone with the dial tone playing in his ears. He sighed and hung up the phone. "I better go find Hiei."
Park: 8 o'clock"Hey Shorty glad you could make it."
Hiei glared down at Shizuru from his spot in a tree. "I did not come here to hear your wise cracks women. If you don't have anything to tell me I have better things to do than sit hear and listen to you talk."
"Sheesh what crawled up your ass and died? Anyway I have a proposition to make you so you going to come down?"
Though Hiei scowled he jumped down and landed in front of Shizuru. "What are you proposing? And what do I benefit from helping you?"
Shizuru took a drag from her cigarette. "You remember that movie we saw yesterday? The one with Yusuke?" Seeing Hiei nod she continued. "Well that got me thinking and I came up with a little plan to get Yusuke back but I need your help. So you in?"
"While the idea interests me you still haven't told me what I gain from helping you."
"Well I can guarantee you'll be amused. I can also tell you things about my brother. I know things you wouldn't even dream of. Anything you want to know you will if you help me." Shizuru played her trump card.
Hiei let out a smug smirk. "I'm listening."
"This is what I need you to do…"
Monday Morning: Yusuke's House
Yusuke woke up this morning with a weird felling in his gut. Like something was going to happen that did not reflect anything good for himself but being Yusuke he passed it off as gas. So he went about his routine. He grabbed some breakfast and took a quick shower. Then he wrapped a towel around his waist and walked to his bedroom.
Opening his closet he reached out and grabbed….
Nothing.
All the clothes in his closet were gone. Nothing was left his green school uniform, jackets, sweaters, shirts, all gone. Yusuke scratched the back of his head. "Deja vu…. wait a minute…"
Yusuke rushed over to his dressers and yanked them open violently one by one. Drawer one still contained his socks and underwear, so far so good. Drawer two had nothing, bad sign. Drawer three still had nothing. Drawer four…. WHAT THE HELL!
Yusuke lifted up the articles of clothing. When he did though a note fluttered to the ground. He bent over to pick it up. Lifting it up he held it to the light and read.
Yusuke
Just thought I'd give you a little taste of what you put Keiko through. Have fun and don't worry the material really breaths so you'll stay cool…temperature wise. Have fun at school.
-Shizuru
Yusuke snorted as he threw the clothing over his shoulder. He then headed out of his room. "Screw that! I'll just play hooky until I get my clothes back. No skin off my back."
He then noticed the note hanging on the wall next to his bedroom door. Curious he took it down and unfolded it. It read as follows.
P.S. If you want to skip go ahead but you know Keiko still has that outfit you gave her and a little birdie told me of the deal you made with her. What makes you think she won't change into it while your not there? Oh well she only has the male population swooning after her. Most of who are delinquents. Have a nice day.
-Shizuru
"I'm sure Keiko will be fine on her own. Its not like she can't handle herself And I doubt that any guys from school will try anything." Yusuke then had a sudden thought. "What about the guys at Kasanegafuchi Jr. High? Like that Daisuke guy …"
A flash of anger filtered across Yusuke's face at that particular memory. He remembered perfectly well what those guys almost did to Keiko. He wasn't going to let that happen ever again. That was too close for comfort. Yusuke stared at the outfit with pure hatred but grabbed it and put it on. Only one thought went through his mind as he dressed himself.
'I'm only doing this for Keiko.'
Once dressed Yusuke started his long walk towards school. While it only took him ten to fifteen minutes it seemed like a lifetime in what he was wearing. He tried to ignore the stares he was receiving by other morning goers. Finally he just whirled around and started yelling at those around him. "What are you all staring at! Do you like what you see or something!"
Everyone quickly dispersed. Stepping back a few feet away from the delinquent. This left Yusuke a clear path for the way to school.
School. Actually it wasn't that bad. He skipped his classes and just hung around close by. Luckily very few people saw him and those you did kept their mouths shut. He managed to get a glance at Keiko at break and boy was she fuming! Storming up and down the halls trying to find Yusuke. The real problem didn't occur until lunch. The entrance to the roof was closed so Yusuke was forced to eat elsewhere.
As he passed by his homeroom he saw Kuwabara eating at his desk alone. His friends had a few things they had to take care of so this left him alone. Yusuke walked in and greeted his companion. "Hey Kuwabara! What's going on?"
Kuwabara turned around to greet his friend but the sight that met him was not a pleasant one. His hands dropped the sandwich he was holding and flew to cover his eyes like they were burning. "Cheese and crackers Urameshi! INDECENCY! INDECENCY!"
Yusuke scowled at his friend and took the seat across from him. "I know its bad okay! It's like this was my idea!"
With his eyes still covered by his hands Kuwabara spoke up. "I'll probably regret asking this but why are you wearing that?"
"A better question is why does he own something like that."
Kuwabara toppled out of his chair at the sudden new voice. Yusuke meanwhile stayed seated though he did startle slightly. Only now did Kuwabara uncover his eyes to get a look of the person who popped up out of nowhere. "Don't do that shrimp! You trying to give me a heart attack?"
Hiei snickered from his spot on a desk. "That wasn't the intention but it would be a pleasant benefit."
Yusuke cut off anything that Kuwabara was going to say. "I don't own anything like this! I just woke up this morning and this was all that was left of my clothes!"
"I know."
"And another thing-!" Yusuke's eyes suddenly narrowed. "Wait what do you mean you know? How could you possibly know?"
"Well who do think had to pull it off? That woman needed someone to be able to get in and out quickly. So my services where needed." With that Hiei calmly walked out of the room and headed down the halls.
By the time Yusuke regained his senses Hiei was out of the school. Of course this didn't cross Yusuke's mind as he raced down the stairs and out of the building. "Hiei! Get your ass back here so I can kill you!"
Needless to say Yusuke received a lot of unwanted attention from the student body. First the yelling of threats that gathered heir attention then his outfit that kept their attention on him. Yusuke realizing that nearly the entire school had seen him caused him to go red in the face.
Now you can't exactly blame the kids for looking. Tell me how often you see 'The Great Urameshi' running round in spandex?
(For those of you who thought they read this wrong I'll repeat. Yusuke is in spandex.)
That's right Yusuke was standing in front of the school wearing dark green spandex shorts that ended just above his knees. His top was black and was also made of the same material. It was so tight on him that if you wished you could count the muscles on his stomach.
It seemed that the girl population had either forgotten or ignored the fact that this was the Urameshi for they started to surround him. Squealing in his ears, touching his stomach, clinging to his arms
"Do you work out?"
"Green is defiantly your color."
Yusuke attempted to detach himself from the girls. When he had to luck he tried asking them. "Hey could you let go. Your really starting to invade my personal space here."
"Your hair is so soft."
"What are you doing after school?"
Now Yusuke was starting to panic a little. He started struggling against the mass of girls. "Okay now I need you to seriously back off. I'm not kidding g- HEY! Don't touch me! I'm warning you I don't want to hurt-NO! That is for you to touch! KEIKO HELP!"
School Library
Keiko's head shot up from the book she was reading. Looking around confused, "I could have sworn someone just called my name…"
Retuning to her book she had even finished the page she was on before the doors to the library were thrown open. In rushed a disheveled Yusuke. He searched around franticly before spotting Keiko. Once he found her he sprinted over and hid behind her.
"Yusuke! What are you-?"
Yusuke put a finger to his lips. "Shooo! I'm trying to hide. Now don't move."
"Hide? Hide from what?" Keiko was confused.
They didn't have to wait long before Keiko got her answer. Soon a large group of girls walked in. They split up and started to look around. Soon one of them spotted Keiko and ushered the rest of the girls over to her. "Yukimura did you see Yusuke run in here by chance?"
"Can't say I have. But have you tried the school roof? He's normally there."
The girl's rushed out of there at Keiko's suggestion. Calling their thanks over their shoulders.
Only when the last one had exited the building did Yusuke come out. Grabbing a chair he plopped down next to Keiko. Sighing he used the back of his hand to wipe the sweat off his forward. "That was a close one. Keiko? You Okay?"
Keiko hadn't really noticed what Yusuke was wearing when he rushed in. Now she never expected Yusuke to ever wear spandex. So the sight was a little more than shocking. "Yusuke! What are you wearing!"
Yusuke suddenly remembered what he was wearing. His face flushed as he tried it hides his discomfort. "I'd rather not say."
Keiko sighed as she looked at Yusuke. That outfit looked so uncomfortable! Taking pity on poor Yusuke Keiko came up with an idea. "Hey Yusuke. Do you want to get out of that …thing? I can get you a change of clothes."
Yusuke perked up at the idea. "Can you really do that? No joking?"
"Sure I can. Look you know that big tree in the back of the school?" Yusuke nodded. "Good. Go hide there until I come to get you. I won't be too long."
So they split up. Yusuke ran to the tree and Keiko ran to the office.
"Thank you so much Mr. Takenaka!"
"I still don't see why you would need the boy's uniform." The principal sighed as he handed her one.
As She run out of the door she yelled over her shoulder, "Trust me you probably don't want to."
"Yusuke! You up there?" Keiko was standing at the base of the tree looking up.
"Yah I'm up here!"
Keiko climbed up the tree partially and placed the gym clothes on a branch. She then climbed back down. Once at the bottom She called to Yusuke, "Okay I placed you clothes on the branch. Grab them and get dressed."
"You expect me to get dressed in a tree!"
"Well do you really want to have to go to the boys locker room to change?"
"NO!"
"Then do it!"
"…. Turn around."
Keiko followed his order and waited patiently for him to finish. Soon Yusuke was standing beside Keiko fully dressed. "This is much more comfortable! Thanks a lot Keiko."
Keiko simply waved him off. "Not a problem."
"I'm serious Keiko you really saved me. Why don't I take you out to a movie or something? You know to show my appreciation." Yusuke scratched his head as he blushed.
"You don't have to repay me." Keiko mentioned.
"But I want to. Please?"
"I'd love to. Now come on we have to get going the bells going to ring any minute." Keiko smiled and grabbed his hand. dragging him to their next class.
The Park: Later
"So did you tape the whole thing like I asked short stuff?"
Hiei scowled at the woman before him for the crack at his height. "Yeah. Here it is."
The tape was snatched right out of his hands. Shizuru smiled to herself, "Local Film Festival here I come!"
