Pairings: Yuffie/ Leon, Sora/kairi, Rikku/Riku, Aerith/cloud Selphie/Tidus Wakka/Rinoa
It was nearly dawn when I awoke on the beach on Destiny Islands.. Groaning, I turned over, and placed my hand into a pile of warm liquid. Oh, gross, puke. I sat up, wiping my hand on some dry sand. Yawning, I put my arms around my head and stretched, looking around. The sight that greeted me made me laugh. A few feet in front of me lay Wakka and Tidus, arms wrapped around each other's waists . Tidus's head rested on Wakka's sweaty bare chest, a puddle of drool forming around his nipple. Empty beer bottles lay scattered around them. Actually, the whole entire beach was pretty much covered in our trash and bottles from the night before. Beyond them, lying with his pants half unbuttoned, was the lovely groom to be, Leon, whom I had pissed off majorly by calling him Squall the night before. I winced as I felt the bruise on my left temple. Alcohol, Squa-er, LEON, having two names and me don't mix. I looked past him to see Cloud, curled into a little ball hugging a half empty vodka bottle, snoring so loudly you could practically see him inhaling sand. Not ten feet from him was Cid, covered from head to toe in his own vomit, passed out cold. This would have been a disturbing sight if you didn't know Cid as well I did. He was a heavy drinker, so we were all used to seeing him hung over or passed out after a party.
The worst and most hilarious thing I've ever seen, though, was down by the water: Riku. His silver hair was littered with seaweed that was brought in with each passing wave, wild and unruly as ever. His normal clothes were nowhere to be found although he had one of Kairi's old bright pink bras on, stuffed with shells and he was lying face up in the wet sand, hands on his, erm, package, cupping it as though he was aiming to piss. I could tell he was murmuring something, or moaning but I couldn't figure out which it was.
Oh boy, I thought, what the hell happened last night? And where the hell is my camera so I can document this?
End chapter one
Short I know! But I have so many ideas and I joined a few weeks ago, so I figured I should have SOMETHING up!