5-10-05
Time for
Where are they Now?
Author's note: thanx to Tsuki, me best friend, this parody has come into being. she suggested that Nny would make a good doctor. and then this happened.
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(Extra disclaimer: i no ownie, you no sue me.)
After years of being a homicidal maniac, Nny took the advice of friends and went back to school. He earned his medical degree in just a few short years and is currently a surgeon in a well-respected hospital somewhere in California. Nny set a world record when he performed an open-heart surgery in less than ten seconds, and so far, none have matched the feat. He hasn't lost a patient yet.
Well, nobody IMPORTANT, anyway.
Devi finally emerged from her house long enough to attend college. She earned a degree in filmmaking and promptly vanished again. Every now and then, one of her paintings make their way to a gallery, but the girl herself is rarely seen. She works on animated films in her spare time and was involved for a short time on a television show by the name of Invader Zim. She worked under a pseudonym, though everyone knew it was her anyway.
Oh, and after Nny became a doctor, they moved in together. So far there has been no incidents or attempted murder.
Squee thankfully grew out of his extreme fear of...ahem, everything. He went to college, earned a degree in teaching, and is now teaching tenth grade at a high school. He is a favorite among staff and students alike, and reportedly he gives a good lecture on he importance of being kind to others.
Tenna went to school. Again. And amazingly, she earned a degree in psychology, and is now a family psychoanalyst. That is, when she's not acting in high-budget movies.
Pepito is now the evil dictator who controls most of Europe and part of Asia. He is reportedly assisted by Psychodoughboy, who has nothing better to do.
Everone's favorite Senor Diablo got bored of Hell and went out into the world to become a car salesman. That got boring too, so now he also owns a resort along the California coast. It was recently destroyed by a storm and rebuilt before anyone woke up the next morning.
Damned Elize, due to a freak accident, was reincarnated and is now a cheerleader at her middle school.
Mr. Eff and Sickness are happily married and living in a small house in the suburbs, where Sickness is a highly paid lawyer.