-x- Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me. …which sucks. –x-
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"Jean, honestly, I didn't mean to do it!"
"Could've fooled me!"
"I didn't know you were seeing her…and she didn't seem to care much about you, so consider this a favor!"
"So very thoughtful. Man, of course she didn't care about me anymore! Roy freaking MUSTANG was hitting on her!"
"When you put it that way, then I guess I'll side with you, but-"
"For God's sake…"
"I'm kidding, Jean! I didn't know she was yours this time." Jean cast him a disbelieving look. "I swear. And I dumped her right before I came here…right when I found out!" There wasn't the usual deviance in Mustang's eyes this time.
"Right when you found out?"
"I didn't even hesitate."
"Who told you?"
"I'm sorry, what?"
"Who told you I was seeing her."
"I, uh, one of the uh, guys in the courtyard pulled me aside and, uh-"
"Come ON Roy! I almost believed you!"
"Aww shit, ok so I didn't dump her yet, but I'm going to!"
"That really helps! You do this to me EVERY time! Man, I called dibs!"
"You can have her if you want her!"
Jean's jaw dropped open. He didn't.
Oh yea. He did.
"Jean, no, I didn't-"
"I cannot. Believe. You just. Said that."
"I didn't mean it like that!"
Jean crossed the office, grasped the door handle…and smiled as he glanced over his shoulder at the Colonel.
"You, sir, are a smug bastard. But no, I don't want that blonde idiot. Because lucky for you, guess who I slept with last night?"
Roy's face turned confused. His eyes squinted for a few seconds…and then all at once there was understanding. All he could do was gasp out, "Hawke- YOU DIDN'T!"
"Didn't I?" God this feels good. He winked at the Colonel as he opened the door.
"But…I…she…I CALLED DIBS!"
It was no use. The door was already closing behind the satisfied laughter of Jean Havoc.
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