The Real World: Melee

A/N: So far the only people that actually read my story is Xiao Darkcloud and PirateGoddess27. If this keeps up, the whole review place will be filled and with their names—but don't get me wrong. They're the only friends I have here…but they're the best. So if you people (even though that u don't even read nor press the hyperlink for this) please please PLEASE at least review it or something…I'd really appreciate it.

Thank you, and please enjoy.

The Real World: Secret suprises

"Yo, man, Link," started Roy. "That's some hard-ass injury you got there…If I were you just stay inside and let Marth and me just finish this for you."

"Yeah, Link, you can't fight like this…" said Marth

"And let you have all the fun, screw that!" said Link

"Dammit!" thought Marth. "He's still drunk!"

Link charged at the bulky man and punched him straight in the face as quick as he could. He blocked, grabbed Link's hand and threw him at a wall.

"Oww…" said Link. "Damn he's tough…If I had my sword, I would have…" and then he fell unconscious.

"Dammit! You bastard!" shouted Roy. He looked a tree kicked off a branch and started beating the crap out of the guy so bad.

After many hours, Roy started huffing and the branch finally broke. The giant started limping his way away near the house and everyone started staring at Roy.

"What?" said Roy giving everyone a glare.

They quickly ignored him and started running away from him going to where they needed to.

"Roy!" called out Marth.

He quickly ran to Marth's side which was also at Link's side.

As if reading Roy's mind, Marth simply said, "I don't know…"

"I'm gonna go get everyone..." said Roy as he walked into their house.

A couple hours later, Link was awake and felt like his body was a frail stick.

"Well…That is for sure, a fracture…" said Mario

"How do you know this stuff?" asked Falco

"He a doctor…He knows this stuff," replied Fox

"Link…You have gotta rest. You have a bunch of broken bones and scars. I'd say you have to probably stay in bed for about a good three days…" said Mario

"What? Five days? That's gonna be the most boring five days of my life!" exclaimed Link.

Knowing how Link felt, Mario tested Link. "Okay fine. You won't have to stay in bed unless you walk," he said

"What?" laughed Link. "That's it?"

Mario nodded.

"Awright!" said Link. He hopped of his chair and got on the floor. All of the sudden, excruciating pain flew all over his body and Link just stood there…and then fell on the floor.

"…Awright, you win Mario…" he glumly said.

NIGHT-12:00

"Yo! Link! Are you awake?" he whispered as he entered his room.

"Couldn't sleep all day," Link replied. "So what are you doing in my room at 3:00?"

"Sorry man," said Roy. "But I've just discovered something,"

"What is it?" asked Link eagerly

Looking around, he got to Link even closer and then whispered even softer: "Tomorrow is Marth's birthday! I gotta get him something for him!"

"Snap man! I gotta go too!" said Link, excitedly that he got up but then fell back down on his bed because of the pain.

"No man, you gotta stay here," said Roy

"No way! I can't just stay here and screw around wasting time and resting while everyone goes and gets him a present!" said Link almost shouting.

"Relax. I'll get two presents and say that one was from you. It's not big deal! Trust me," said Roy. "And plus. Nobody else is gonna get Marth a present except for you and me! I promise you, it's gonna be perfect! Marth doesn't really like much of a commotion so, hey, if we just make our little party, I'm sure that he'll like that.

"Yea…I guess…But c'mon Roy. You HAVE to take me! I've just made a couple of friends and I just wanna give him a birthday present and stuff!" exclaimed Link

After Roy thought it over, he finally decided. "Okay fine, I'll bring you, but you have to make sure that no one knows okay?"

Link nodded.

"Plus, you gotta be up early. I don't want a huge commotion of people asking where the heck we're going."

Link nodded again.

"Awright. Make sure that you get ready to go tomarrow at 7, okay?"

"Got it"

As Roy left the room, and fell into a deep slumber, Link thought about what would happen tomorrow and couldn't wait for tomorrow, then he fell asleep.

Across Link's room, there was Zelda…and Zelda…heard everything.

A/N: hahahahahahahaha. I think the next chapter is gonna be the BEST. I think you guys will love that! Heh heh heh…Say happy birthday to Marth everyone!