A/N: Okay I doubt that anyone reads this, but what the heck. So far, I wanna thank everyone that has reviewed this story and remember, it's because of you guys that I'm continuing this story! Okay. Short and simple, here's the 5th chapter of…

THE REAL WORLD: SSBM

Chapter 5: It's the best present: Part II

"Roy I don't think you're going the right way…" said Link nervously watching Roy drive in a remote road.

"No seriously…Where are you going. It's freaking me out to see you driving with a big grin on your face…" Link sulked.

"Yo man, you have been complaining a bunch of stuff like that for the last 30 minutes. The least you can do is probably quit your complaining," said Roy focusing on the road.

After about 20 more minutes of more complaining from Link, they finally caught up to Peach, Samus, and Zelda.

"Heh!" smiled Roy triumphantly. "I told you that I could make it there a lot faster than them!"

"How'd you get there so fast…?" said Link now less worried.

"Magic" boasted Roy.

BACK TO PEACH, ZELDA, AND SAMUS

"…How'd they get behind us so fast?" said Samus looking at her side mirror.

"Magic…?" Peach shrugged.

"I guess it's Farore's doing…" replied Zelda.

"So you guys decide," started Samus. "You want them to—"

Peach shook her head. "I'm not going to let them stop us when we've come this far! And besides! We're almost there too! All we gotta do is get there as fast as we can and make sure that we find a present for Marth that he'll like more than them!"

"So you got this all planned out…" replied Samus

Peach shook her head again.

"So hit the gas, Samus! Peach and I'll take them down!" replied Zelda

ROY AND LINK.

"Hey Roy…That black SUV is acting sorta weird. Doing you think--?"

"No kidding man. Just trust another one of my shortcuts aight?"

Link shook his head and braced himself.

Roy took a quick turn out of the road and into the grass.

PEACH, ZELDA, AND SAMUS AGAIN

"Huh…They're gone again…" said Samus looking at her side mirror.

"That's good…" said Peach, throwing her vegetable out of the window.

"Do you think they were scared of us?" Zelda giggled.

"Doubt it" said Samus. "I bet you anything that they're probably trying to get another shortcut or something. But if I were you guys, I would still keep my eyes peeled.

"Alright!" said the princess together.

ROY AND LINK AGAIN

"Okay…I think we lost them…" said Link taking a peek outside.

Roy grinned again. "I'm the Lord of a whole crew. If I want to win, I'm full of tactical surprises. They got nuttin against me…"

"Hope your right…" sighed Link

"Aight. Get out of the car," said Roy stopping the car.

"What! You're kicking me out?" spazzed Link

"No!" laughed Roy. "Here's where we get out! We have to walk across the street so we don't get a ticket and stuff"

"Ah…Gotcha…" said Link calming down.

They got off the car and (well, in Link's case) limped out of the grass and found themselves right in front of the Mall.

"Well, I gotta say, you're whatever tactics really did the job…"

"Yea well…You know, I'm just good at this stuff," Roy grinned scratching the back of his head.

"Awright then! Let's go get that present!" grinned Link

"You read my mind,"

As they were crossing the street, Roy suddenly froze.

"Oh no…" he said

Link turned around right in the middle of the street.
"Huh? What is it?" he said with a puzzled look.

"LINK! GET OFF THE FUCKING ROAD!" shouted Roy.

Before Link could say anything, Roy tackled him down and out of nowhere…

"Omigod!" screamed Samus.

She hit the brakes, but it was still too late.

There was a loud thump, and there was Roy, like a bug, on the black SUV's window, unconscious.